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SR-CU Press Release
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Introducing the new (S)oldier (R)econstruction - (C)yborg (U)nit program!
Our military has a long, proud history of whipping young men and women in to the fittest soldiers in the
world. But a rigorous work-out regimen and super-serums can only do so much. The human body is frail,
wearing down over time from the punishment of combat and, of course, age. Not to mention the ill effects
of sickness, disease and biological weaponry. And power suits? There's still a weak, human shell contained
within.
But today, we're proud to announce that these are the worries of the past! For only a 40-year enlistment,
you can join the new, elite fighting force through our SR-CU program! We'll replace your frail limbs, disease-
prone heart and easily-cracked skull with state-of-the-art materials designed to withstand the most
punishing conditions and unforgiving environments! With experience, you'll learn to unleash the full potential
of your new body's combat arsenal and reign down defeat upon the foes of our glorious country, or take
the awesome devestation of your presence to the new alien invaders and save the world!
In the event that any active-duty soldier should become damaged... remember! Your limbs are easily
replaceable! We take great pride in ensuring that every one of our elite combat troops remains in perfect,
right-off-the-assembly-line condition. And while you serve, and gain experience, we'll provide you with
periodic updates such as: sonic weaponry and jet-flight!
Enlist now and harness your full potential- free from fear, pain and doubt. Free from the sad effects of
aging and disease. You, too, can be a hero!
Our military has a long, proud history of whipping young men and women in to the fittest soldiers in the
world. But a rigorous work-out regimen and super-serums can only do so much. The human body is frail,
wearing down over time from the punishment of combat and, of course, age. Not to mention the ill effects
of sickness, disease and biological weaponry. And power suits? There's still a weak, human shell contained
within.
But today, we're proud to announce that these are the worries of the past! For only a 40-year enlistment,
you can join the new, elite fighting force through our SR-CU program! We'll replace your frail limbs, disease-
prone heart and easily-cracked skull with state-of-the-art materials designed to withstand the most
punishing conditions and unforgiving environments! With experience, you'll learn to unleash the full potential
of your new body's combat arsenal and reign down defeat upon the foes of our glorious country, or take
the awesome devestation of your presence to the new alien invaders and save the world!
In the event that any active-duty soldier should become damaged... remember! Your limbs are easily
replaceable! We take great pride in ensuring that every one of our elite combat troops remains in perfect,
right-off-the-assembly-line condition. And while you serve, and gain experience, we'll provide you with
periodic updates such as: sonic weaponry and jet-flight!
Enlist now and harness your full potential- free from fear, pain and doubt. Free from the sad effects of
aging and disease. You, too, can be a hero!
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To all law-enforcement parties,
The first SR-CU subject has gone A.W.O.L. Investigations are still pending as to the why, but all agencies
should regard this individual as armed, dangerous, and a threat to National and Global security. Should the
alien invaders or an enemy nation manage to capture this subject, our most state-of-the-art secrets could
be used against us.
A special SR-CU prototype, ASSASSIN CLASS, is being dispatched to hunt down and bring in the rogue
unit. Any assistance you can provide would be greatly appreciated, though for securty reasons no public
credit can be given. It must not be made public knowledge that this project has had a breech in security.
Your confidence is crucial in this matter- we're sure we can count on your full co-operation.