Who are we, dear reader? We are....The Sensationauts! And we're recruiting in a cornfield near you! We're looking for a member! Any member! Dead! Alive! In Between! German! It doesnt matter to us! Join us in our quest! You see, as Sensationauts, we explore the outer reaches of being....Sensational.
U.F.O.- Founder, CEO, President, Winner of "Saddest Backstory" award two years running
Astralamin- Everything else, Winner of "Toon Looks Like Alex Ross Created Him" Award three years running
Seriously, what do I have to do to get a recruit? But wait! Whats this behind me? A free toaster with every join up?! The Sensationauts must be mad! But no! Free toasters! Thats right! Imagine a future where you wont have to use eyebeams or wrist mounted flamethrowers to toast your bread! What a dream! And that could be yours for the low low price of joining our team of sensational folks! So stop dawdling and do it!
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