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  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Poutine? So your plan is to kill us with congestive heart failure? Perhaps you have not seen what we Americans eat on a daily basis: http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koow3381ET1qzvnxpo1_400.jpg

    You wanna defend your country, throw some halfway decent beer at us. We wouldn't know what to do with it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    thats the problem we would know what to do with it, we took the croisant and made the mcdonalds croisanwich with bacon egg and cheese.

    They bring us a beer that's good we will undoubtedly try to one up it the best way we know how, Grease, bacon, chocolate, or BBQ sauce.

    I PRAY to never see The day I see A1 and Budwiser team up to produce beef brew beer.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    You wanna defend your country, throw some halfway decent beer at us. We wouldn't know what to do with it.

    Then we shall defend ourselves with Hockey Sticks, Poutine and Molsen Canadian and Kokenee. You'll be drunk in no time and forget what it was you were doing.

    When your not looking I'll spit all the change I ate too. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    You'll be drunk in no time and forget what it was you were doing.
    This is why your nation still enjoys sovereignty. That, and the fact that if we conquered Canada that would make Celine Dion technically American, and we don't want that.
    When your not looking I'll spit all the change I ate too. :D
    Ah, improvised weaponry. The mark of a proper insurgency.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    I think its true.. I mean even one whole provence doesn't want to be part of your coutry. Canada will one day fall.... Because of what.. Probably culture if you look at it in a Civilization context. Ohh.. except for Quebec, which is what I mentioned before. We won't have to worry about Celine either.. since she will flee to quebec which will be just fine.


    And this time the british won't be there to protect you.. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    CptSquash wrote:
    IWe won't have to worry about Celine either.. since she will flee to quebec which will be just fine.

    Oh, you would also get Quebec. And while were at it, please, please, please take Micheal Buble, Alex Trebec and Alanis Morisette.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Oh, you would also get Quebec. And while were at it, please, please, please take Micheal Buble, Alex Trebec and Alanis Morisette.


    Don't forget Pamela Anderson, Avril Lavigne, and Nickleback.... They need to go.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Arual wrote:
    Don't forget Pamela Anderson, Avril Lavigne, and Nickleback.... They need to go.

    We'll trade you Creed for Nickelback...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    so if we're taking Canada, can we pass a law that makes it illegal to say "eh" after everything?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    so if we're taking Canada, can we pass a law that makes it illegal to say "eh" after everything?

    That's never going to happen eh? However if Canada becomes part of the USA can we get rid of the word y'all? And ax as ask has got to go. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    We'll trade you Creed for Nickelback...

    I think negotiating the sale/trade of WMDs like that is illegal. In addition to being morally reprehensible.

    As in "so horrible even Tanuki wouldn't consider it".
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dr.Sage wrote:

    As in "so horrible even Tanuki wouldn't consider it".

    Is that even possible?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dr.Sage wrote:
    I think negotiating the sale/trade of WMDs like that is illegal. In addition to being morally reprehensible.

    As in "so horrible even Tanuki wouldn't consider it".

    Yes, but we'd still WIN if we did it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Alrighty. Account reactivated. Let's see if these new melee fixes are as sexy as Zandar's been promising. (Which I'll find out as soon as I finish patching 1.3 gigs of stuff.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    That's never going to happen eh? However if Canada becomes part of the USA can we get rid of the word y'all? And ax as ask has got to go. :p

    I can't stand aks in place of ask either! It really irks me. If you think y'all is bad, wait till you hear yaw. My ears bleed everytime I hear it.

    Also, I could have sworn I posted something about playmates coming from Vancouver. I guess it's just my mind playing tricks on me. :(

    And the melee patch is money. I respecced out of almost all of my fire powers to go back to my original concept. Now if the devs leave the UA advantage on my fireball....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Alrighty. Account reactivated. Let's see if these new melee fixes are as sexy as Zandar's been promising. (Which I'll find out as soon as I finish patching 1.3 gigs of stuff.)

    Oh it is. I've been smacking every things face off! Stabby stabby :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Alrighty. Account reactivated. Let's see if these new melee fixes are as sexy as Zandar's been promising. (Which I'll find out as soon as I finish patching 1.3 gigs of stuff.)

    We've already determined I am far too square to actually lie convincingly, so at least we know for sure that I'm really stoked by these changes, and that I believe they are in fact sexy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Oh it is. I've been smacking every things face off! Stabby stabby :D

    She's so happy when she does it too. It's adorable. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Alrighty. Account reactivated. Let's see if these new melee fixes are as sexy as Zandar's been promising. (Which I'll find out as soon as I finish patching 1.3 gigs of stuff.)

    They are, if not moreso.

    Unarmed Martial arts went from the worst set in the game to one of the best.

    Don't retcon a might character yet though.. some new tweaks on test for Might as of tonight.



    Welcome back to CO, Dao. I got my little RP guild up and running, btw. Sorry I've been a stranger, it keeps me a bit busy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Might on Test is lookin, well, mighty fine.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Is recruitment still open? i am returning player looking for SG. My old SG got disbanded.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Yessireebob. Doors are always open.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Yessireebob. Doors are always open.

    That is great :)

    I made an application. I love all the humor on forums. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    mickeyx wrote:
    That is great :)

    I made an application. I love all the humor on forums. :D

    Why you wound me to the quick, sirrah. We are paragons of virtue, discussing great matters metaphysical, technological, and socioeconomic that are of indelible import, like the philosopher-kings of old!

    Only without pants, drunk and inevitably the conversation turns to Tanuki's shoggoth fixation or Dao's short man syndrome.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Why you wound me to the quick, sirrah. We are paragons of virtue, discussing great matters metaphysical, technological, and socioeconomic that are of indelible import, like the philosopher-kings of old!.

    I have almost no idea what you just said O Glorious Leader.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Why you wound me to the quick, sirrah. We are paragons of virtue, discussing great matters metaphysical, technological, and socioeconomic that are of indelible import, like the philosopher-kings of old!
    Truly, we are the very models of a modern Major-General.
    or Dao's short man syndrome.
    I'm 5'10. 5'10!

    God I hate you so much.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    I have almost no idea what you just said O Glorious Leader.

    Basically take what we're really like and then think of the exact opposite of that... thats what Zandar claims we are! :D
    Dao Jones wrote:
    I'm 5'10. 5'10!

    God I hate you so much.

    Did I mention that I was 5'11? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Tanuki wrote:
    Did I mention that I was 5'11? :p

    We've generally established that you are some sort of freakish mutant monstergirl, yes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    We've generally established that you are some sort of freakish mutant monstergirl, yes.

    I wish! :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Aww. :(

    Have some kibble anyway. It's chaos flavored.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Tanuki wrote:
    Did I mention that I was 5'11? :p
    No guff outta you, 8138! I'll be damned if I take any lip from a woman 3500 registrations my inferior!

    Join Unrepentant! But only if you're under 5'11 for guys, and 5'8 for girls. We don't want no more freaks up in this crib. They're taking up all the leg room on the Unrepentant Fun Bus*.







    *And no, not because it's a short bus.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Does it still say "Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem" on the side?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Does it still say "Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem" on the side?
    It was a good bargain! You just need to roll down the windows on long drives; there was so much pot smoked in that thing that when it gets stuffy the whole thing is like a giant hotbox.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    It was a good bargain! You just need to roll down the windows on long drives; there was so much pot smoked in that thing that when it gets stuffy the whole thing is like a giant hotbox.

    Did someone say hotbox? Where?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Did someone say hotbox? Where?

    Oh hell no. You'll bogart the whole thing.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    'ear...**cough**
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    No guff outta you, 8138! I'll be damned if I take any lip from a woman 3500 registrations my inferior!

    Join Unrepentant! But only if you're under 5'11 for guys, and 5'8 for girls. We don't want no more freaks up in this crib. They're taking up all the leg room on the Unrepentant Fun Bus*.







    *And no, not because it's a short bus.

    You may be 3500 positions better than me, but I'm still 24000 positions superior to Zandar! Thats what really matters!


    Also you discovered my secret weakness... I'm too tall to sit comfortably on buses... :(

    Well I can reach the top shelf in the kitchen with any trouble in return though, so its a pretty even pay off! ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Hrmm.. I would have sworn I signed up for this forum at Gencon 2007. Went looking and it says Gencon 2008. Hrmm.. Well I was goign to ask where you found the numbers but I suppose it doesn't matter since I can't beat Febtober 2008 anyway. :(

    Because being there before it was cool always puts you a level or two above everyone else.

    I signed up for the forum and all I got was this crappy T-shirt.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Before it was cool? This forum has always been cool! There is no "before"!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Holy ****!

    That may be the best recruitment pitch i've ever read... Me and 3 friends are looking for a SG. :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    kylemesa wrote:
    Holy ****!

    That may be the best recruitment pitch i've ever read... Me and 3 friends are looking for a SG. :cool:

    Drop on by the web site and if you like what you see, put in an app.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Drop on by the web site and if you like what you see, put in an app.

    consider me dropped!






    wait wut?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Your yorkshire rules translation includes the word wazzock. I don't know what wazzock is, but it made me very happy to read all the same.

    I've filled out an application, and have been tempted to post it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    App Posted :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    CptSquash wrote:
    Because being there before it was cool always puts you a level or two above everyone else.
    Rune (who is in our gaming community, even though he no longer plays with us) has us all beat. He's like #500. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    I signed up for the forums on a laptop in the middle of the convention center in indianapolis. They were luring people in with free Champions Online T-shirt. (on a separate note, I am going to try to pick another one up from the Cryptic booth at Gencon since it seems they will be there again, I will try to give it away once I get back from the convention this year) Otherwise I probably wouldn't be where I was.... I took interest in the game.. just not that much interest.


    All of our Tallness does make for some interesting rides on the party bus. Since you are so short Dao, you may fit in the overhead.. I know that's where Sage Hangs out. You guys could sit up there and play tiddly winks.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Posted up an app myself. I'm probably not sassy enough though. XD Worth a try.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    I'd like to formally invite you to add your SG to the new Supergroup directory located on the forums here:

    http://forums.champions-online.com/showthread.php?t=108264

    Simply fill out the brief application to let people know a little bit about your SG and I will add it to the appropriate section for you =)

    We already have a number of SGs signed up and I really hope we can count on your support to make the list as accurate as possible =)

    If for whatever reason you don't wish to join, consider this a free bump at the very least!, and have a great day.

    Cheers,

    Jester.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Elecjester wrote:
    I'd like to formally invite you to add your SG to the new Supergroup directory located on the forums here:

    http://forums.champions-online.com/showthread.php?t=108264

    Simply fill out the brief application to let people know a little bit about your SG and I will add it to the appropriate section for you =)

    We already have a number of SGs signed up and I really hope we can count on your support to make the list as accurate as possible =)

    If for whatever reason you don't wish to join, consider this a free bump at the very least!, and have a great day.

    Cheers,

    Jester.

    Oh hey. I should do this.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Oh hey. I should do this.

    As long as it requires no work or effort or anything on my behalf I support you doing this! :p
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