test content
Logo
What is the Arc Client?
Install Arc
Options
BATCOIN! (a joke)
eviltwintwo
Posts: 351 Arc User
Friends! Are you confused about which crypto currency you should invest in? Are the choices boggling your mind? Are you asking yourself which crypto you can trust? Well, I've got the answer for you! It's BATCOIN!!!
Yes, friends, BATCOIN! Created with permission of a certain famous hero and housed (for some reason) in the advanced Wayne Enterprises Computer Center, Batcoin is a new and exciting crypto currency handled in such an advanced manner that anyone with a current criminal record is unable to buy it, while law-abiding citizens can procure it with ease! Safe and affordable and with drastic security measures to keep your information safe, Batcoin is the future of crypto! Listen to these satisfied customers!!
I can't get any! Wakwakwakwakwak!! -- Penguin
Wait, Penguin...?!
Make no mistake, I WILL steal them all! -- Catwoman
Ca...Catwoman?! What is she--?
I DON'T WANTS NO STINKIN' INVISIBLE MONEYS! I'S WANTS CASH!! -- Killer Croc
Killer Cro--but that isn't even--!
Oh, uh, <ahem>, Get your Batcoin now!
I like Batcoin. It doesn't kill any trees. -- Poison Ivy
P-P-Poison Ivy!? That woman who tried to kill me with lipstick last year?! WHO ON EARTH DID JOHN GET TO FIND THESE "TESTIMONIALS"??!!
That would be me. HaHAAAA! HahahahaHAA! -- the Joker
And I helped! -- Haley Quinn
<sigh> That's the last time I work with someone who got fired from Arkham....
Yes, friends, BATCOIN! Created with permission of a certain famous hero and housed (for some reason) in the advanced Wayne Enterprises Computer Center, Batcoin is a new and exciting crypto currency handled in such an advanced manner that anyone with a current criminal record is unable to buy it, while law-abiding citizens can procure it with ease! Safe and affordable and with drastic security measures to keep your information safe, Batcoin is the future of crypto! Listen to these satisfied customers!!
I can't get any! Wakwakwakwakwak!! -- Penguin
Wait, Penguin...?!
Make no mistake, I WILL steal them all! -- Catwoman
Ca...Catwoman?! What is she--?
I DON'T WANTS NO STINKIN' INVISIBLE MONEYS! I'S WANTS CASH!! -- Killer Croc
Killer Cro--but that isn't even--!
Oh, uh, <ahem>, Get your Batcoin now!
I like Batcoin. It doesn't kill any trees. -- Poison Ivy
P-P-Poison Ivy!? That woman who tried to kill me with lipstick last year?! WHO ON EARTH DID JOHN GET TO FIND THESE "TESTIMONIALS"??!!
That would be me. HaHAAAA! HahahahaHAA! -- the Joker
And I helped! -- Haley Quinn
<sigh> That's the last time I work with someone who got fired from Arkham....
Post edited by eviltwintwo on
0