I found it funny how the latest episode talked about the Imperial ATSTs like these devastating war machines that are nigh unstoppable. They're absolute jokes in Jedi: Fallen Order. Of course you play a Jedi in the game, so I thought maybe that's why they're so easy. But then I remembered Ewoks taking them down like they're nothing in Return of the Jedi.
Yeah, Ewoks and Jar Jar are a stain on Star Wars....and it’s not the cute factor that is the issue. I mean Baby Yoda brings tons of cute but a lot of heart as well.
Ewoks, working at a Stone Age level of technology, were able to hold what Palpatine described as "an entire legion of my best troopers" at bay during the process of construction of Death Star II - to the point that the Imperials had to establish pickets in the forest to warn the bunkers if anyone was coming. And the only beings that could possibly be coming were Ewoks.
Ewoks are the baddest mammyjammers in the known galaxy, is what I'm saying. They also straight up ate those troopers whose helmets they were playing like drums at the end.
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Ewoks are the baddest mammyjammers in the known galaxy, is what I'm saying. They also straight up ate those troopers whose helmets they were playing like drums at the end.
- David Brin, "Those Eyes"
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