Collaborative Story Time

theravenforce

Once upon a time in...

spinnytop

...the lobby of a fancy hotel room there was a girl with the amazing power to...​​

beezeeze

alter reality with her thoughts. However she could not

markhawkman

…. change herself. Thus she was hunted by...

flagpole

... an evil organization, who sought control of all major governments. They were known as...

omnilord

… Shadow. They wanted to use the girl's ability to achieve their goals. So she ...

flyingfinn

...altered reality so that every girl would turn into to a giant angry musclemountain of a man and...

spinnytop

...date members of the Shadow organization. This plan worked well for several months, but then from outer space came...​​

markhawkman

...the psi eaters. This race needed to eat the psi-energy from Earth to....

theravenforce

...ensure their own survival, which was linked to protecting reality from the horrible reality destroying overlords known as...

spinnytop

..the Story Enders, known for their ability to cause any story to end the moment they became a part of it.​​

theravenforce

This was why the Story Starter Force they drew power from was key in ensuring that stories continue to be started and kept alive...

spinnytop

..., and why at that very moment Mace Girl was at the Volcano of Amber, where the Story Starter Force had been imprisoned by the Psi-Eaters, which was the reason that the Story Enders were even showing up because they knew the heroes were dispatched with at the moment. Mace Girl took out a large bowl of cold tomato soup, also known as Gazpacho, and poured it into the volcano - she had been told by the great Yarn Witch that this would free them - but then suddenly...​​

omnilord

...cats. Cats happened. They appeared everywhere on Earth and...

spinnytop

farted.​​

beezeeze

within the magnetosphere.. poised to strike.

spinnytop

Then they farted some more. Everyone involved agreed that the cats were now the new villain. All previously mentioned characters in this story formed the Anti-Farting Cat group. For short they called it Antifaca.​​

theravenforce

Several years later, Antifaca had managed to rid the world completely of cats...or so they thought. With what they perceived to be a threat now neutralized, the members of Antifaca decided to disband and go their separate ways. At least, that's what they told the world, when in actual fact...

alrii

...they were now hiding and bunkering down under assault from a cat that had been using gorilla tactics and taking out their members one by one. Some called him a hero, others a vigilante; but they all agreed that he looked dashing in that rainbow collar; and they called him Reggie...

theravenforce

...the Great. He and his 84 cat pals had managed to control the unusually high amount of heroes in Millennium City, so that they were enamored by their cat-titude. Of course, this meant that super villains in and around Millennium City were being systematically ignored by superheroes in favor of rescuing cats from trees. In the short term, this was very favorable for the super villains, however, after a few weeks...several super villains approached the media complaining that they were being ignored. Representing this group of disgruntled villains was...

beezeeze

Flatulence Muerte, anyone that mentioned his name wou
ld surely know death...and he demanded that