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why my character is called y.k.y.g.p.w.
several people have asked why and what it means.
1. I couldn't think up a name at the time.
2. Here's the file it's from
3. which will give you an unfortunately accurate idea of what our gaming group was like and the games themselves.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS WHEN
YOUR SPELL BOOK GOES OFF IN A FLAP(LITERALLY)
YOU FIND OUT WHY MAGIC-USERS DON'T WEAR ARMOUR
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND OUT WHILE CASTING A FIREBALL IN FULL PLATE
YOU FIND OUT SOMEONE YOU FOUGHT IS A LYCANTHROPE(AFTER YOU KILLED AN ANIMAL WHICH ATTACKED YOU)
THE WOLF YOU JUST KILLED AFTER A GREAT STRUGGLE, CHANGES INTO A HUMAN.
SOMEONE REGENERATES THEIR HIT POINTS, UNFORTUNATELY THEY DIED A WHILE AGO.
YOU FIND OUT THAT PEOPLE IN PLATE MAIL SINK FAST(THE HARD WAY)
YOU KEEP HAYING NIGHTMARES IN THE DAYTIME.
YOU FIND THAT YOU CAN A GREAT MAGIC SWORD DESPITE IT BEING LAWFUL GOOD(UNFORTUNATELY BEFORE YOU GOT IT ,YOU WERE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL)
AFTER LOSING NEARLY ALL YOUR HIT POINTS, YOU CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP BECAUSE OF THE NOISE FROM FROGS CROAKING.
YKYRGPW: YOU GO TO KILL THEM OFF AND FIND THAT THEY ARE BIGGER THAN YOU ARE.
YKYRGPW: YOU MANAGE TO SCARE ONE OFF AND FIND OUT IN THE PROCESS THAT IT SPITS FIRE (AND THERE ARE STILL A LOT OF FROGS TO SHUT UP)
YOUR FIGHTER HAS A PROBLEM WITH HIS SWORD, EVERY TIME HE USES IT, HE GOES BERSERK AND KILLS EVERYONE WITHIN RANGE.
YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR NEW FIGHTER "ELROOD THE SWIFT" IS NAMED FOR HIS FOOTWORK AND NOT HIS SWORD-PLAY.
WHEN YOU MEET A GROUP OF OGRES, YOUR ONLY FIGHTER PULLS OUT A BOOK ENTITLES"SWORD USE FOR BEGINNERS, THE EASY WAY"
YKYRGPW: THE FIRST PAGE SHOWS A PICTURE OF A SWORD AND YOU FIND THEY BOUGHT AN AXE BY MISTAKE AND DIDN'T NOTICE.
THE ASSASSIN IN THE PARTY HAS BEEN DIGGING A LARGE HOLE ALL DAY AND KEEPS COMING OVER TO MEASURE PEOPLE.
THE ASSASSIN, WHO SAYS THEY ARE A ROTTEN SHOT WITH THE CROSSBOW, SHOOTS A FLY OUT OF THE AIR WHICH HAD BEEN ANNOYING THEM, WITHOUT LOOKING.
THE ASSASSIN IS SO GOOD LOOKING ,SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO HIT PEOPLE TO KNOCK THEM OUT.
THE ONLY ONE IN THE PARTY WHO CAN COOK IS THE ASSASSIN.
YOUR GROUP DECIDE TO HAVE A FRESH MEAL INSTEAD OF RATIONS BEFORE DIVIDING UP THE TREASURE.
YKYRGPW: THE ASSASSIN HAS BEEN QUITE HAPPILY COOKING DINNER FOR EVERYONE(AND THE FUMES HAVE KNOCKED OUT EVER ANIMAL WITHIN 5 MILES) THE THIEF ALWAYS HAS A LOT OF MONEY, EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER COLLECT ANY TREASURE.
THE PERSON WHO VOLUNTEERS FOR NIGHT-WATCH HAS VERY LARGE TEETH.
THE BIG UGLY PERSON YOU HACKED TO PIECES LAST NIGHT IS BACK TO RETURN THE COMPLIMENT.
THE PRETTY GIRL YOU ASSAULTED AND ROBBED IN TOWN IS BACK, EXCEPT NOW SHE IS BIG AND SILVER.
THE LIBRARIAN IN THE LIBRARY YOU HAVE JUST STOLEN BOOKS FROM IS A SPECTRE AND YOU ARE ALL FIRST LEVEL CHARACTERS.
YOU LIGHT A CANDLE TO SEE THE GIRL WHO GIVES GREAT LOVE BITES AND FIND OUT THAT SHE HAS WINGS.
YKYRGPW: EVERY TIME SOMEONE MENTIONS A NICE JUICY STEAK YOU LOOK FOR A PLACE TO HIDE.
THE MAGIC USER IN THE PARTY WANTS TO CAST A FIREBALL SPELL INSIDE A WOODEN HOUSE.
YKYRPGW: THE PARTY IS INSIDE THE HOUSE WHEN THEY WANT TO TRY IT.(ASK PAUL VERDI)
YKYRGPW: HE CASTS IT AND IT GOES OUT WITH A FIZZLE AND NOBODY IN THE PARTY DID ANYTHING TO IT.
THERE ARE MORE ANIMALS IN THE PARTY THAN THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THE MAGICUSER KNOWS ABOUT IT.
YKYRGPW: THERE ARE MORE ANIMALS IN THE PARTY THAN THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THE MAGIC-USER KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT IT.
YOU PARTY SHRINKS EACH DAY ,AS WHOEVER IS ON NIGHT-WATCH DISAPPEARS.
YKYRGPW: THE PARTY IS DOWN TO JUST YOU AND YOU.
YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR NEW PALADIN IS A LIAR AND THEIR ALIGNMENT IS WHAT THEY LIED ABOUT.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND OUT THEY LIED, AFTER MOST OF THE PARTY ARE INJURED WHEN THEY ARE HELPED BY THE PALADIN.
THE CLERIC YOU HIRED TO TURN THE VAMPIRE, TURNS UP WITH A lOFT POLE TO DO IT WITH.
YOU FIND OUT THAT ELVES DO NASTY THINGS TO SMALL ANIMALS WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND OUT THAT THEY DO WORSE THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO SEE THEM DOING IT.
YOUR TANNED ELF'S HAIR CHANGES COLOUR WHEN IT RAINS.
YOUR TANNED ELF GETS DARKER INSTEAD OF LIGHTER WHEN THEY WASH.
THE PERSON WHO SUGGESTED GOING THROUGH THE SMOKE FILLED ROOM IS THE ONLY ONE NOT AFFECTED BY IT.
YKYRGPW:YOU SEE THE SMILE ON THEIR FACE AS YOU COLLAPSE.
THE NEW CLERIC IN THE PARTY ,DRUGS ONE OF THE PARTY AND SACRIFICES THEM TO CALL THEIR GOD. .
YKYRGPW: THEIR GOD TURNS UP WITH A BIG SCYTHE AND A BIGGER GRIN.
YKYRGPW: THE PERSON SACRIFICED WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING AND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR.
THE LAWFUL GOOD CLERIC LIKES TO ANIMATE DEAD FOR FOLLOWERS (ASK MARTIN ABOUT THE SOCIAL WORKERS)
THE PERSON WHO SAYS THEY KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF A GREEN SLIME WHICH HAS YOU CORNERED, GETS OUT BOWLS AND SPOONS.
YOU GIVE YOUR NEW SEASONED FIGHTER A +1 SWORD AND THEY ASK WHERE THE OTHER ONE IS.
YKYRGPW: YOU GIVE THEM A +1 SWORD AND THE START EYING DIFFERENT PARTY MEMBERS.
YOU FIND A NICE MAGIC SWORD AND CAN'T SEEM TO LET GO OF IT.
YOU FIND A MAGIC SWORD AND DECIDE THAT KILLING DEMONS IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND A MAGIC SWORD AND YOU DECIDE THAT BEING A DEMON IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.
AFTER FINDING A MAGIC TRIDENT, YOU GET THIS STRANGE URGE TO GO FOR A LOOK AT THE SEABED.
THE SUIT OF MAGIC PLATE MAIL YOU HAVE, FALLS TO PIECES AT THE FIRST HIT FROM A TROLL.
YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR SHINY NEW ARMOUR IS ACTUALLY A SHINY NEW PAINT JOB, COVERING THE REPAIR OF A LARGE HOLE IN IT.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND THIS OUT WHEN PUTTING IT ON BEFORE A FIGHT WITH THE LOCAL CHAMPION.
CLASSES:
YOUR FAMILIAR STARTS TALKING TO YOU(AND YOU'RE A FIGHTER)
YOU SEE A BUNCH OF GIANTS, YELL CHARGE AND ATTACK THEM(AND YOU'RE A THIEF)
YOU STAB A FEW MONSTERS IN THE BACK WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF (AND YOU'RE A PALADIN)
YOU SUCCESSFULLY RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD (AND YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN) AFTER YOU FINALLY MANAGED TO KILL THEM AND BEFORE YOU GOT PAID FOR IT)
YKYRGPW: THE PERSON WHO HIRED YOU TO KILL THEM GAVE YOU A MONTH BEFORE THEY SEND SOME ONE TO KILL YOU.
YOU GREEDILY GRAB ALL THE TREASURE YOU CAN(AND YOU'RE A CLERIC)
SOMEONE THREATENS TO CUT THE THROAT OF YOUR FAMILIAR, SO YOU FIREBALL THEM.
YOU BUY A BIG BOOK OF SPELLS FOR ONLY lOOOGP AND THE BOOK SMILES AT YOU (WITH A REALLY GREAT SET OF TEETH)
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND THAT YOU CAN'T PUT IT DOWN.
IT'S EYES OPEN, IT FLUTTERS IT'S EYELASHES AND WINKS AT YOU.
IT STARTS TO RAINS AND YOUR METAL ARMOUR STARTS TO SIZZLE AND MELT.
THIEVES SET:
1. THE CEILING LOOKS A LOT CLOSER THAN IT DID BEFORE YOU PUT THE FIRST KEY OF FOUR INTO A LOCK.
2. AFTER PUTTING IN THE SECOND KEY, THE WALLS START MOVING TOWARDS YOU.
3. AFTER PUTTING IN THE THIRD KEY, YOU NOTICE A LARGE AMOUNT OF SPIKES STICKING OUT OF THE WALLS, WHICH YOU ARE POSITIVE WERE NOT THERE BEFORE.
YKYRGPW: YOU OPEN THE DOOR WITH THE FOURTH KEY AND FIND THERE IS A BRICK WALL BEHIND IT WITH HOLES FOR THE SPIKES.
THE PRICELESS TREASURE YOUR PARTY HAS FINALLY FOUND IS AN ANCIENT BLACK DRAGON, WHICH IS ALLERGIC TO IRON.
THE FEMALE THIEF AFTER PUTTING ON A GIRDLE SHE FINDS, ACCIDENTLY SHOVES A DOOR OPEN.
YKYRGPW: THE DOOR WAS METAL AND BRACED FROM BOTH SIDES.
A MALE FIGHTER AFTER PUTTING ON A SIMILAR GIRDLE, WONDERS IF IT GOES WITH THE REST OF THEIR OUTFIT.
THE SMALL CAT YOU WERE CHASING ,SUDDENLY TURNS INTO A LARGE ONE AND STARTS CHASING YOU.
YOUR FOOD WINKS AT YOU. YOUR NOODLES HAVE EYES.
YOUR FOOD STARTS TALKING TO YOU(AFTER YOU HAVE EATEN IT.)
YOU BRATTY CHILDREN'S FATHER TURNS UP FOR THEM ON THEIR 13TH BIRTHDAY, BUT NOW HE HAS HORNS AND A TAIL.
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER/SISTER THROWS A FIREBALL AT YOU WHEN YOU STEAL ONE OF THEIR TOYS.
ROBOTECH:
YOU HAVE TO STEAL A VERATECH FIGHTER AND YOU ONLY HAVE SKILL AS A JET PILOT.
YKYRGPW: YOUR PARTNER FOR THIS JOB DOESN'T HAVE ANY FLYING SKILLS.
YOU ARE TOLD TO JUST AVOID GOING NEAR ANY BUILDINGS.(THE PLANT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY)
THE BUILDING YOU HAVE TO GET IT FROM IS GUARDED BY A LOT OF SOLDIERS.
YKYRGPW: YOU ARE WEARING A TYPE OF ARMOUR THAT NO ONE ELSE IN THE CITY HAS.
A BLOW YOU HAVE TO BLOW UP IS GUARDED BY DESTROYOIDS AND YOU ONLY HAVE CYCLONE ARMOUR.
YOU ARE AMBUSHED AND SOMEONE NOT WISHING TO GET THEIR ARMOUR SCRATCHED
1.LEAVES THE PARTY BEHIND.
2. LEAVES THE ARMOUR BEHIND.
THE INVID GET OUT OF THEIR ARMOUR AND COME TOWARDS YOU WITH A SMILE ON THEIR FACES.
THE INVID AFTER DESPERATELY TRYING TO KILL YOU, SUDDENLY STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOU AND RUN.
THE CULTURE USED IN YOUR FOOD WAS PROTOCULTURE.
WHILE CAMPED IN A HIDDEN POSITION IN THE MIDDLE OF ENEMY TERRITORY, THE PERSON YELLS"HALT WHO GOES THERE " WHEN THEY HEAR A NOISE.
AFTER IT HAS BEEN RAINING, YOUR ARMOUR SEIZES UP. WITH YOU IN IT. YOUR CAPTAIN ,AFTER A DAY WITH YOUR GROUP, STEPS ON A LANDMINE DELIBERATELY.
YOU WALK INTO A TOWN AND THE PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU NERVOUSLY BECAUSE YOU AREN'T WEARING WEAPONS.
YOU TELL THE DM THAT YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR CHARACTER AND THEY SMILE AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
STARTREK:
THE BIG NEW STARSHIP YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED IN CHARGE OF IS CALLED THE TITANIC.
IT HAS A NEW TYPE OF SHIELDING WHICH WILL STOP ANYTHING.
THE NEW VULCAN OFFICER IS BAD TEMPERED, PICKS FIGHTS AND ISN'T INTERESTED IN THE UNBONDED FEMALE VULCAN ON BOARD.
YOU ARE TO TAKE AN AMBASSADOR ON BOARD FROM A NEW RACE WITH ORDERS NOT TO INSULT THEM. THEN CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN YOU FIND THAT THEY LOOK LIKE BIG PINK RABBITS.
YOU ALLOCATE ROOMS FOR THE AMBASSADOR'S FAMILY AND FIND THAT NOT ONLY DO THEY LOOK LIKE RABBITS BUT THEY BREED LIKE THEM.
WHILE TRYING TO ROUND UP SOME OF THE CHILDREN, SECURITY FINDS OUT THAT THEY ARE GOOD WITH KNIVES.
YOU ACCIDENTLY ANNOY THE AMBASSADOR AND FIND OUT THAT THE ADULTS ARE BETTER.
A KLINGON TURNS UP QUITE HAPPILY HOLDING A TRIBBLE. THE TRIBBLE IS 3FT WIDE AND HATES HUMANS.
YOU PHASER MAKES FUNNY NOISES SO YOU THROW TO THE DECK.
1. I couldn't think up a name at the time.
2. Here's the file it's from
3. which will give you an unfortunately accurate idea of what our gaming group was like and the games themselves.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS WHEN
YOUR SPELL BOOK GOES OFF IN A FLAP(LITERALLY)
YOU FIND OUT WHY MAGIC-USERS DON'T WEAR ARMOUR
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND OUT WHILE CASTING A FIREBALL IN FULL PLATE
YOU FIND OUT SOMEONE YOU FOUGHT IS A LYCANTHROPE(AFTER YOU KILLED AN ANIMAL WHICH ATTACKED YOU)
THE WOLF YOU JUST KILLED AFTER A GREAT STRUGGLE, CHANGES INTO A HUMAN.
SOMEONE REGENERATES THEIR HIT POINTS, UNFORTUNATELY THEY DIED A WHILE AGO.
YOU FIND OUT THAT PEOPLE IN PLATE MAIL SINK FAST(THE HARD WAY)
YOU KEEP HAYING NIGHTMARES IN THE DAYTIME.
YOU FIND THAT YOU CAN A GREAT MAGIC SWORD DESPITE IT BEING LAWFUL GOOD(UNFORTUNATELY BEFORE YOU GOT IT ,YOU WERE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL)
AFTER LOSING NEARLY ALL YOUR HIT POINTS, YOU CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP BECAUSE OF THE NOISE FROM FROGS CROAKING.
YKYRGPW: YOU GO TO KILL THEM OFF AND FIND THAT THEY ARE BIGGER THAN YOU ARE.
YKYRGPW: YOU MANAGE TO SCARE ONE OFF AND FIND OUT IN THE PROCESS THAT IT SPITS FIRE (AND THERE ARE STILL A LOT OF FROGS TO SHUT UP)
YOUR FIGHTER HAS A PROBLEM WITH HIS SWORD, EVERY TIME HE USES IT, HE GOES BERSERK AND KILLS EVERYONE WITHIN RANGE.
YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR NEW FIGHTER "ELROOD THE SWIFT" IS NAMED FOR HIS FOOTWORK AND NOT HIS SWORD-PLAY.
WHEN YOU MEET A GROUP OF OGRES, YOUR ONLY FIGHTER PULLS OUT A BOOK ENTITLES"SWORD USE FOR BEGINNERS, THE EASY WAY"
YKYRGPW: THE FIRST PAGE SHOWS A PICTURE OF A SWORD AND YOU FIND THEY BOUGHT AN AXE BY MISTAKE AND DIDN'T NOTICE.
THE ASSASSIN IN THE PARTY HAS BEEN DIGGING A LARGE HOLE ALL DAY AND KEEPS COMING OVER TO MEASURE PEOPLE.
THE ASSASSIN, WHO SAYS THEY ARE A ROTTEN SHOT WITH THE CROSSBOW, SHOOTS A FLY OUT OF THE AIR WHICH HAD BEEN ANNOYING THEM, WITHOUT LOOKING.
THE ASSASSIN IS SO GOOD LOOKING ,SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO HIT PEOPLE TO KNOCK THEM OUT.
THE ONLY ONE IN THE PARTY WHO CAN COOK IS THE ASSASSIN.
YOUR GROUP DECIDE TO HAVE A FRESH MEAL INSTEAD OF RATIONS BEFORE DIVIDING UP THE TREASURE.
YKYRGPW: THE ASSASSIN HAS BEEN QUITE HAPPILY COOKING DINNER FOR EVERYONE(AND THE FUMES HAVE KNOCKED OUT EVER ANIMAL WITHIN 5 MILES) THE THIEF ALWAYS HAS A LOT OF MONEY, EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER COLLECT ANY TREASURE.
THE PERSON WHO VOLUNTEERS FOR NIGHT-WATCH HAS VERY LARGE TEETH.
THE BIG UGLY PERSON YOU HACKED TO PIECES LAST NIGHT IS BACK TO RETURN THE COMPLIMENT.
THE PRETTY GIRL YOU ASSAULTED AND ROBBED IN TOWN IS BACK, EXCEPT NOW SHE IS BIG AND SILVER.
THE LIBRARIAN IN THE LIBRARY YOU HAVE JUST STOLEN BOOKS FROM IS A SPECTRE AND YOU ARE ALL FIRST LEVEL CHARACTERS.
YOU LIGHT A CANDLE TO SEE THE GIRL WHO GIVES GREAT LOVE BITES AND FIND OUT THAT SHE HAS WINGS.
YKYRGPW: EVERY TIME SOMEONE MENTIONS A NICE JUICY STEAK YOU LOOK FOR A PLACE TO HIDE.
THE MAGIC USER IN THE PARTY WANTS TO CAST A FIREBALL SPELL INSIDE A WOODEN HOUSE.
YKYRPGW: THE PARTY IS INSIDE THE HOUSE WHEN THEY WANT TO TRY IT.(ASK PAUL VERDI)
YKYRGPW: HE CASTS IT AND IT GOES OUT WITH A FIZZLE AND NOBODY IN THE PARTY DID ANYTHING TO IT.
THERE ARE MORE ANIMALS IN THE PARTY THAN THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THE MAGICUSER KNOWS ABOUT IT.
YKYRGPW: THERE ARE MORE ANIMALS IN THE PARTY THAN THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THE MAGIC-USER KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT IT.
YOU PARTY SHRINKS EACH DAY ,AS WHOEVER IS ON NIGHT-WATCH DISAPPEARS.
YKYRGPW: THE PARTY IS DOWN TO JUST YOU AND YOU.
YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR NEW PALADIN IS A LIAR AND THEIR ALIGNMENT IS WHAT THEY LIED ABOUT.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND OUT THEY LIED, AFTER MOST OF THE PARTY ARE INJURED WHEN THEY ARE HELPED BY THE PALADIN.
THE CLERIC YOU HIRED TO TURN THE VAMPIRE, TURNS UP WITH A lOFT POLE TO DO IT WITH.
YOU FIND OUT THAT ELVES DO NASTY THINGS TO SMALL ANIMALS WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND OUT THAT THEY DO WORSE THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO SEE THEM DOING IT.
YOUR TANNED ELF'S HAIR CHANGES COLOUR WHEN IT RAINS.
YOUR TANNED ELF GETS DARKER INSTEAD OF LIGHTER WHEN THEY WASH.
THE PERSON WHO SUGGESTED GOING THROUGH THE SMOKE FILLED ROOM IS THE ONLY ONE NOT AFFECTED BY IT.
YKYRGPW:YOU SEE THE SMILE ON THEIR FACE AS YOU COLLAPSE.
THE NEW CLERIC IN THE PARTY ,DRUGS ONE OF THE PARTY AND SACRIFICES THEM TO CALL THEIR GOD. .
YKYRGPW: THEIR GOD TURNS UP WITH A BIG SCYTHE AND A BIGGER GRIN.
YKYRGPW: THE PERSON SACRIFICED WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING AND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR.
THE LAWFUL GOOD CLERIC LIKES TO ANIMATE DEAD FOR FOLLOWERS (ASK MARTIN ABOUT THE SOCIAL WORKERS)
THE PERSON WHO SAYS THEY KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF A GREEN SLIME WHICH HAS YOU CORNERED, GETS OUT BOWLS AND SPOONS.
YOU GIVE YOUR NEW SEASONED FIGHTER A +1 SWORD AND THEY ASK WHERE THE OTHER ONE IS.
YKYRGPW: YOU GIVE THEM A +1 SWORD AND THE START EYING DIFFERENT PARTY MEMBERS.
YOU FIND A NICE MAGIC SWORD AND CAN'T SEEM TO LET GO OF IT.
YOU FIND A MAGIC SWORD AND DECIDE THAT KILLING DEMONS IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND A MAGIC SWORD AND YOU DECIDE THAT BEING A DEMON IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.
AFTER FINDING A MAGIC TRIDENT, YOU GET THIS STRANGE URGE TO GO FOR A LOOK AT THE SEABED.
THE SUIT OF MAGIC PLATE MAIL YOU HAVE, FALLS TO PIECES AT THE FIRST HIT FROM A TROLL.
YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR SHINY NEW ARMOUR IS ACTUALLY A SHINY NEW PAINT JOB, COVERING THE REPAIR OF A LARGE HOLE IN IT.
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND THIS OUT WHEN PUTTING IT ON BEFORE A FIGHT WITH THE LOCAL CHAMPION.
CLASSES:
YOUR FAMILIAR STARTS TALKING TO YOU(AND YOU'RE A FIGHTER)
YOU SEE A BUNCH OF GIANTS, YELL CHARGE AND ATTACK THEM(AND YOU'RE A THIEF)
YOU STAB A FEW MONSTERS IN THE BACK WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF (AND YOU'RE A PALADIN)
YOU SUCCESSFULLY RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD (AND YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN) AFTER YOU FINALLY MANAGED TO KILL THEM AND BEFORE YOU GOT PAID FOR IT)
YKYRGPW: THE PERSON WHO HIRED YOU TO KILL THEM GAVE YOU A MONTH BEFORE THEY SEND SOME ONE TO KILL YOU.
YOU GREEDILY GRAB ALL THE TREASURE YOU CAN(AND YOU'RE A CLERIC)
SOMEONE THREATENS TO CUT THE THROAT OF YOUR FAMILIAR, SO YOU FIREBALL THEM.
YOU BUY A BIG BOOK OF SPELLS FOR ONLY lOOOGP AND THE BOOK SMILES AT YOU (WITH A REALLY GREAT SET OF TEETH)
YKYRGPW: YOU FIND THAT YOU CAN'T PUT IT DOWN.
IT'S EYES OPEN, IT FLUTTERS IT'S EYELASHES AND WINKS AT YOU.
IT STARTS TO RAINS AND YOUR METAL ARMOUR STARTS TO SIZZLE AND MELT.
THIEVES SET:
1. THE CEILING LOOKS A LOT CLOSER THAN IT DID BEFORE YOU PUT THE FIRST KEY OF FOUR INTO A LOCK.
2. AFTER PUTTING IN THE SECOND KEY, THE WALLS START MOVING TOWARDS YOU.
3. AFTER PUTTING IN THE THIRD KEY, YOU NOTICE A LARGE AMOUNT OF SPIKES STICKING OUT OF THE WALLS, WHICH YOU ARE POSITIVE WERE NOT THERE BEFORE.
YKYRGPW: YOU OPEN THE DOOR WITH THE FOURTH KEY AND FIND THERE IS A BRICK WALL BEHIND IT WITH HOLES FOR THE SPIKES.
THE PRICELESS TREASURE YOUR PARTY HAS FINALLY FOUND IS AN ANCIENT BLACK DRAGON, WHICH IS ALLERGIC TO IRON.
THE FEMALE THIEF AFTER PUTTING ON A GIRDLE SHE FINDS, ACCIDENTLY SHOVES A DOOR OPEN.
YKYRGPW: THE DOOR WAS METAL AND BRACED FROM BOTH SIDES.
A MALE FIGHTER AFTER PUTTING ON A SIMILAR GIRDLE, WONDERS IF IT GOES WITH THE REST OF THEIR OUTFIT.
THE SMALL CAT YOU WERE CHASING ,SUDDENLY TURNS INTO A LARGE ONE AND STARTS CHASING YOU.
YOUR FOOD WINKS AT YOU. YOUR NOODLES HAVE EYES.
YOUR FOOD STARTS TALKING TO YOU(AFTER YOU HAVE EATEN IT.)
YOU BRATTY CHILDREN'S FATHER TURNS UP FOR THEM ON THEIR 13TH BIRTHDAY, BUT NOW HE HAS HORNS AND A TAIL.
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER/SISTER THROWS A FIREBALL AT YOU WHEN YOU STEAL ONE OF THEIR TOYS.
ROBOTECH:
YOU HAVE TO STEAL A VERATECH FIGHTER AND YOU ONLY HAVE SKILL AS A JET PILOT.
YKYRGPW: YOUR PARTNER FOR THIS JOB DOESN'T HAVE ANY FLYING SKILLS.
YOU ARE TOLD TO JUST AVOID GOING NEAR ANY BUILDINGS.(THE PLANT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY)
THE BUILDING YOU HAVE TO GET IT FROM IS GUARDED BY A LOT OF SOLDIERS.
YKYRGPW: YOU ARE WEARING A TYPE OF ARMOUR THAT NO ONE ELSE IN THE CITY HAS.
A BLOW YOU HAVE TO BLOW UP IS GUARDED BY DESTROYOIDS AND YOU ONLY HAVE CYCLONE ARMOUR.
YOU ARE AMBUSHED AND SOMEONE NOT WISHING TO GET THEIR ARMOUR SCRATCHED
1.LEAVES THE PARTY BEHIND.
2. LEAVES THE ARMOUR BEHIND.
THE INVID GET OUT OF THEIR ARMOUR AND COME TOWARDS YOU WITH A SMILE ON THEIR FACES.
THE INVID AFTER DESPERATELY TRYING TO KILL YOU, SUDDENLY STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOU AND RUN.
THE CULTURE USED IN YOUR FOOD WAS PROTOCULTURE.
WHILE CAMPED IN A HIDDEN POSITION IN THE MIDDLE OF ENEMY TERRITORY, THE PERSON YELLS"HALT WHO GOES THERE " WHEN THEY HEAR A NOISE.
AFTER IT HAS BEEN RAINING, YOUR ARMOUR SEIZES UP. WITH YOU IN IT. YOUR CAPTAIN ,AFTER A DAY WITH YOUR GROUP, STEPS ON A LANDMINE DELIBERATELY.
YOU WALK INTO A TOWN AND THE PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU NERVOUSLY BECAUSE YOU AREN'T WEARING WEAPONS.
YOU TELL THE DM THAT YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR CHARACTER AND THEY SMILE AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
STARTREK:
THE BIG NEW STARSHIP YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED IN CHARGE OF IS CALLED THE TITANIC.
IT HAS A NEW TYPE OF SHIELDING WHICH WILL STOP ANYTHING.
THE NEW VULCAN OFFICER IS BAD TEMPERED, PICKS FIGHTS AND ISN'T INTERESTED IN THE UNBONDED FEMALE VULCAN ON BOARD.
YOU ARE TO TAKE AN AMBASSADOR ON BOARD FROM A NEW RACE WITH ORDERS NOT TO INSULT THEM. THEN CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN YOU FIND THAT THEY LOOK LIKE BIG PINK RABBITS.
YOU ALLOCATE ROOMS FOR THE AMBASSADOR'S FAMILY AND FIND THAT NOT ONLY DO THEY LOOK LIKE RABBITS BUT THEY BREED LIKE THEM.
WHILE TRYING TO ROUND UP SOME OF THE CHILDREN, SECURITY FINDS OUT THAT THEY ARE GOOD WITH KNIVES.
YOU ACCIDENTLY ANNOY THE AMBASSADOR AND FIND OUT THAT THE ADULTS ARE BETTER.
A KLINGON TURNS UP QUITE HAPPILY HOLDING A TRIBBLE. THE TRIBBLE IS 3FT WIDE AND HATES HUMANS.
YOU PHASER MAKES FUNNY NOISES SO YOU THROW TO THE DECK.
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