mrgrouchypants Arc User

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• The bad news is, my wife's and my twin hatchlings died of a freak illness. The good news is, I have a LOVELY perfectly matched pair of "Alligator skin" shoes I'll give you a GREAT deal on!

  in Comment to Win: Caption this screenshot for a Feywild Starter Pack! Comment by mrgrouchypants September 2013
• "ahhhhh! A human! Someone squish it!!!!!"

  in Comment to Win: Caption this picture for a Knight of the Feywild Pack! Comment by mrgrouchypants September 2013
• "Moonshine was baffled by his master's magic... He saw Guzzlebeard make a throwing motion with his own eyes, but the Orb had VANISHED!"

  in Comment to Win: Caption this picture for a Feywild Starter Pack! Comment by mrgrouchypants July 2013
• And I this one will probably be disqualified... but I think it's funny, so I'm posting it anyway. Why do men of all races chase after Tiefling women? They get more tail that way.

  in Neverwinter Jokers and Jesters Wanted! Comment by mrgrouchypants May 2013
• The armies of of the king realized their mistake when the head of their scouting party came running to them in a panic... General "What are the enemies numbers?!" Head of the scouting party "No more than two!" Never hire a gully dwarf scout.....

  in Neverwinter Jokers and Jesters Wanted! Comment by mrgrouchypants May 2013
• A Human, and Elf and a Tiefling walk into a bar.... The The dwarf bust out laughing as he walked under it.

  in Neverwinter Jokers and Jesters Wanted! Comment by mrgrouchypants May 2013
• A wizard walked into a tavern... A gent at the bar asked him "Have you a light good sir?" The barkeeper and many patrons were sadly killed by the fireball.

  in Neverwinter Jokers and Jesters Wanted! Comment by mrgrouchypants May 2013