I know in 4e they are in introduced in the Eberron Player's guide, but I've always been fond of Warforged. Shardminds are interesting, but I've always found Warforged to be more entertaining, and all you have to do is reskin a bald human to use wooden and metalic/armored textures and the racial avatar template would be…
Considering that right now it is cheaper to buy a blue companion than to upgrade a green companion to blue by around 115 Zen worth of AD (assuming a 380 AD to 1 Zen conversion which isn't an unreasonable assumption right now as 500K AD is roughly 1315 Zen, which is more expensive than the price of any blue companion),…
"I duno how Red Team had so much trouble with Blue Team that they decided to hire Green Team for this job as this is too easy. Then again with our teamwork Green Team is unbeatable... Good job fellas, keeping the Blue Leader's teammates away while I finish him off with an arrow to the head."
The adventurer on the stage asks, "And now that I have your attention, we can finally deal with two pressing issues. First, Why is all the Rum gone? I thought we had sufficient stockpiles this year. And second, who is going to get more before the Dwarves by those large barrels around the corner realize those barrels are…