"What's that, girl? You say the Cleric is stuck in the well? And there's a beholder guarding the gates? Whew, I am certainly glad I spent that proficiency slot on language: wolf."
"This meeting of the Neverwinter NPC's union will now come to order. First order of business: Demanding better treatment from those pesky adventurer types!"
"I'll stand by ye." I'll bend my bow to yer will sir!" "You can count on my steel!" "...And my axe!" "Psst...wrong scene, buddy. We're doing the one from Army of Darkness."