A great weapon fighter comes home very drunk from the tavern with a Duck under his arm, his wife answers the door "what's this?" The great weapon fighter replies "this is the dragon i've been sleeping with" The aggro'd wife shouts "That is not a Dragon that is a duck" The great weapon fighter looks at her and says "I was…
An Orc was walking through the forest when he passed a deer eating grass. The Orc roared, 'Who is the king of these lands!?', the frightened deer replied, 'You are, most fearsome One.' The Orc walked off pleased. Soon he came across a horse drinking at a lake. The Orc roared, 'Who is the king of this lake!?' the horse…