A halfling and a dwarf go into a dungeon. Dwarf: The wall is closing in! WE'RE TRAPPED!! Halfling: There must be another way out of here! I'll use my DUNGEONEERING skill to search for hidden passages! Halfling: There! A secret door triggered by that torch sconce!! Dwarf:UNGH!! Dwarf:NGH!!!! Halfling:EH! EH!! HNNNGH!!!!
An elven bard walks into a tavern and asks the crowd, "Who's dragon is that outside?" An older gentleman, dressed in archmage robes stands up, and replies "Mine. Why?" The bard somberly approaches the mage. "I regret to inform you that the halfling in our party has killed your dragon" "What!" erupts the archmage. "Your…