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orangefireeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 1,148Arc User
Two noble Ladies were discussing their relationships...
Lady 1 - "I think I'm leaving my boyfriend."
Lady 2 - "Really, why? I thought he was an up and coming wizard."
Lady 1 - "Oh he is, but he's just too controlling."
Foundry - Fight Club? (nw-dluqbofu7)
- JailBreak (in development)
ParanoidGnome has received a Thayan Book of the Dead
Xelliz has received an Emperor Beetle
Kiteares has received a Sylvan Stag Mount
Orangefiree has received an Owlbear
Bioshrike has received an Apparatus of Kwalish
...timing.
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pitirre34prMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
Two noble Ladies were discussing their relationships...
Lady 1 - "I think I'm leaving my boyfriend."
Lady 2 - "Really, why? I thought he was an up and coming wizard."
Lady 1 - "Oh he is, but he's just too controlling."
Fallen tower Tavern Was getting old and falling apart the owner 1 Vafeu One-Ear A Half orc was talking to Orc Ruffins inside his taven about how to fix it up
Vafeu One-Ear - This place needs a coat of paint maybe red Less cleaning on fight night.
Orc Ruffin - Lets get the Neverwinter Guard's Dwarfs and Halflings to paint it they know a lot about Taverns.
Vafeu One-Ear - How many Neverwinter Guard do you think it will take to paint Fallen tower Tavern Red Might be a lot Of Haflings and Dwarfs there only small.
Orc Ruffin - Depends on how hard we throw them
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited March 2014
OK, here's another:
A plushy mimic walks into a tavern. A waitress nervously walks up to it, and asks if she can get it anything to eat. The plushy mimic turns to the waitress and says "No thanks. I'm stuffed!"
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one day i was strolling in the dread ring for my pleasure, killing stuff hoping they drop some hidden pouch ... unfortunately i got more enchantment then usual at that day, even the tower gave me that dual rank 4 ... and i just wanted those pair of peridots ...
at least twice i thought i heard something weird about that servitor fool call ... i killed them to quickly to notice.. but then,
i listened closely and i swear i think i heard one of the thayan servitors calling ... "neverwinter legit fool ..."
that was creepy ...
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited March 2014
Just a heads up - there's only about 1 week left for you to get your submissions in. Good luck!
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orangefireeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 1,148Arc User
one day i was strolling in the dread ring for my pleasure, killing stuff hoping they drop some hidden pouch ... unfortunately i got more enchantment then usual at that day, even the tower gave me that dual rank 4 ... and i just wanted those pair of peridots ...
at least twice i thought i heard something weird about that servitor fool call ... i killed them to quickly to notice.. but then,
i listened closely and i swear i think i heard one of the thayan servitors calling ... "neverwinter legit fool ..."
that was creepy ...
Now we know the truth then. Exploiters are really Thayans in disguise.
Neverwinter players are stubborn things....until you strip them down to bone. (Cursed players, my flowers, MINE!) Oh how I plotted their demise.
Three GWFs were in a valley surrounded by three castles. They are arguing about who can do the most damage and it ends up them having a bet on it.
The first GWF comes home with blood dripping off his sword. He says, "See that castle over there? I killed everyone on the ground floor."
The second GWF returns with blood over his sword and knot. He says, "See that castle over there? I killed everyone in it."
The third GWF comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other GWFs shake there heads “No,” they reply. "No," says the third GWF, "I didn't either."
So the Elf says to the Orc, why does your Worg go "Cluck cluck"?
The Orc replies "He thinks he's a chicken mount"
The Elf says "Why don't you tell him he's not?"
The Orc says "Because I need the eggs"
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited April 2014
Just a heads up, you've only got about 5 days left to get your submissions in. Good luck!
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited April 2014
Only 3 days left!
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A GF walks into a dungeon and the CW says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" GF replies, "I'm fine."
CW says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says GF, "I was in a battle in a dungeon and a dragon bite my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the CW, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the GF, "I was in PVP in a sword fight and my hand was cut off by GWF, but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the CW, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in dungeon you had both eyes."
"Well," says the GF, "One day when I was at auction house, some birds were flying over. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the CW, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh*t!"
"Well," says the GF, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet!"
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited April 2014
Just a reminder, I will stop considering submissions after 23:59 on Saturday 4/5/14 (EST). Good luck everyone.
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When in Menzoberranzan, do as the Menzoberranzans do.
When in PE zone chat, /killme.
(shout out to Rev Sterno and all the Subgenii in the audience)
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited April 2014
Only about 4 hours left!
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited April 2014
The contest has ended. I will be announcing the winners in a few days. Thanks to all the contestants!
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Two noble Ladies were discussing their relationships...
Lady 1 - "I think I'm leaving my boyfriend."
Lady 2 - "Really, why? I thought he was an up and coming wizard."
Lady 1 - "Oh he is, but he's just too controlling."
This one's hilarious and clever too.
Beta player
One of the many Control Wizards that misses Shard Of The Endless Avalanche. RIP Shard (Beta-Mod3)
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bioshrikeMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 4,729Arc User
edited April 2014
To anyone that has participated in this contest: Please check your private message inbox - if you're a winner, you should have received a notification from me.
Thanks again!
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NP and good luck!
BTW, we're over 2100 people now!
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Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
Nice, congrats.
I'll see if I can come up with a joke before the contest is over.
Why did the Guardian Fighter run round in circles when the party was fighting A'Drx'l?
Someone told him to sit in the corner.....
:rolleyes:
Lady 1 - "I think I'm leaving my boyfriend."
Lady 2 - "Really, why? I thought he was an up and coming wizard."
Lady 1 - "Oh he is, but he's just too controlling."
- JailBreak (in development)
*tiny little gnome with giant adventurer on back scuttles past*
Because Mobility is our Gnome de Plume!
Why did the chicken-mount cross the road?
... To turn off the System Notifry messages.
The..
ParanoidGnome has received a Thayan Book of the Dead
Xelliz has received an Emperor Beetle
Kiteares has received a Sylvan Stag Mount
Orangefiree has received an Owlbear
Bioshrike has received an Apparatus of Kwalish
...timing.
OMFG!!! waaaayyyy funny lol
Vafeu One-Ear - This place needs a coat of paint maybe red Less cleaning on fight night.
Orc Ruffin - Lets get the Neverwinter Guard's Dwarfs and Halflings to paint it they know a lot about Taverns.
Vafeu One-Ear - How many Neverwinter Guard do you think it will take to paint Fallen tower Tavern Red Might be a lot Of Haflings and Dwarfs there only small.
Orc Ruffin - Depends on how hard we throw them
A plushy mimic walks into a tavern. A waitress nervously walks up to it, and asks if she can get it anything to eat. The plushy mimic turns to the waitress and says "No thanks. I'm stuffed!"
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
What I see:
LF1M GF
at least twice i thought i heard something weird about that servitor fool call ... i killed them to quickly to notice.. but then,
i listened closely and i swear i think i heard one of the thayan servitors calling ... "neverwinter legit fool ..."
that was creepy ...
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
Now we know the truth then. Exploiters are really Thayans in disguise.
The first GWF comes home with blood dripping off his sword. He says, "See that castle over there? I killed everyone on the ground floor."
The second GWF returns with blood over his sword and knot. He says, "See that castle over there? I killed everyone in it."
The third GWF comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other GWFs shake there heads “No,” they reply. "No," says the third GWF, "I didn't either."
The Orc replies "He thinks he's a chicken mount"
The Elf says "Why don't you tell him he's not?"
The Orc says "Because I need the eggs"
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
"What do you mean?" GF replies, "I'm fine."
CW says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says GF, "I was in a battle in a dungeon and a dragon bite my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the CW, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the GF, "I was in PVP in a sword fight and my hand was cut off by GWF, but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the CW, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in dungeon you had both eyes."
"Well," says the GF, "One day when I was at auction house, some birds were flying over. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the CW, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh*t!"
"Well," says the GF, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet!"
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
1) Escort Goobs To Market
2) Protect the Mimes
3) Destroy Enemy Cramps
4) Deliver Metalheads
5) Correct Taxes
6) and finally, Seek Out Naps.
When in PE zone chat, /killme.
(shout out to Rev Sterno and all the Subgenii in the audience)
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
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"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
Lmao I ****ing lost it at these.
Poor GF's.
This one's hilarious and clever too.
One of the many Control Wizards that misses Shard Of The Endless Avalanche. RIP Shard (Beta-Mod3)
Thanks again!
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