todd: venison, definitely, bison, eh - kangaroo, only if i'm desperate, because i was raised on winnie the pooh, among other things (and don't tell me he hasn't heard of THAT, because it's probably as old as early disney, if not older)
todd: not the kind of tuna i've ever seen...and i wouldn't know anyway, because i'm a fox, not a bear - and yes, i know foxes eat fish too; just not THIS fox!
alex: honestly, having seen what a REAL zerg rush is like - these things don't even come CLOSE and...i actually have the faintest wisp of a suspicion what they're actually after, but i want to see what we find at the research station before i bring it up; sufficed to say, i'm going to be looking for something in particular…
(yeah, but the hammerhead in rebels and RO was a re-canonization of the legends design - the crusader originated in the forces of corruption expansion for EAW, and even if it showed up in TOR (which it didn't; there's no mention of it on the crusader class' page), that's still legends completely different things)
(wait...how the hell would they know what a crusader is if they come from marr's era? the crusader is a GCW era design) todd: remind me to show you the terminator when we have some free time - if we're still together after this alex: well...anyway, we'll be heading out to an old dominion research station in the masan…
todd: and please don't insult the computer...in case it ever goes SKYNET *he groans, headbanging the wall again as the inside of the replicator glows and swirly bits of energy wash over the soiled jumpsuit, leaving behind a fully cleaned piece of apparel - not even the faintest hint of smell
todd: just put it inside the replicator and ask for it to be cleaned alex: *thinking back to enterprise's battle with the scimitar and the way it rapidly fired off all its phasers to find the cloaked reman ship*
*alex strides in looking like one of those morning people* we're almost ready to head out! the lexington should be here shortly too (kalm period over) todd: i also said it has a cleaning function! how do you think we do out laundry?
todd: *following dundee toward the facility and yells through the closed door* you are not meeting the leader of an interstellar nation smelling of sweat, cocaine and diana knows what else! especially not when said leader has olfactory senses three times stronger than a dog's who in themselves have an olfactory sense…
todd: you know you can just have it recreate the exact same outfit, or just have the dirt and drugs removed (i mean, that's gotta be how they clean stuff, because we never see washers on any ship)
*todd growls and walks away, then comes back a few seconds later and throws a hypo at dundee* inject yourself with that and THEN freshen up and grab some breakfast
[August 7, 2418] *the foxhound drops out of warp near DS9, and after getting clearance to dock, todd heads toward the rear of the ship and loadly smacks his paw against the doorframe of the ship's quarters* we're here! *he waits to make sure dundee is coherent enough to actually understand sapient speech before continuing*…
todd: you say that now....wait until you experience the kind of poisoning that'll make you wish you were dead (okay, this is rapidly getting more forced and awkward trying to come up with things to talk about - i say we just do the timeskip, hurricane or not; even if you lose power, whatever we manage to get done before…
todd: i do after every puff *he kicks back and puts his feet up on the console, since he's not required to actually be piloting the ship at this point*
and you notice they still managed to recreate most of the technologies he gave them even without his actual presence, like the chronosphere, GAP generator and prism towers? even though they go by different names and the soviets managed to recreate nuclear weapons too, if that 50 megaton bomb in the cuba mission was any…