alex: observing *he levitates a pair of metal cylinders from inside his trenchcoat into his paw, thumbs tapping a rectangular button on each one and causing a pair of energy blades to spring forth from emitters set into the ends of each cylinder with a loud snap-hiss, one pure white, the other pitch black, upon which he…
*enough fire is being sprayed in dundee's direction that further attempts to pop up from behind his makeshift cover would probably result in him becoming swiss cheese, the mob slowly advancing forward towards his position while continuing to fire at the twisted burning metal that used to be a ceiling support, before…
*mechahitler yells in rage and fires another round of chaingun fire along with a full barrage of rockets (yes, i know mechahitler didn't actually have rockets) at the insolent swine* Die Welt ist unser! Du hast verloren! (The world is ours! You have lost!) *meanwhile, an increasing numbers of reinforcements continue…
*another barrage of chaingun fire sweeps across nick's position, hitler screaming from his - to him - invincible mech* Stirb, alliierter Schweinshund! (Die, Allied pigdog!) *and meanwhile dundee is having to content with rocket troopers firing barrages of missiles his way*
*both particle and bullet are deflected away from critical systems by a shimmering barrier around the mech, constantly being reinforced by several generators scattered around the hangar, and there's additionakl trouble in the form of infantry reinforcements slowly trickling in to defend their fuhrer, a pair of armored…
*as they are talking, there is a faint metallic rumbling, followed by a storm of bullets tearing up the ground near them, the source being a massive war mech being piloted by none other than the fuhrer of germania himself*
alex: yes! *he yells as a VTOL comes up and pins the duo down with a spotlight, followed by a barrage of gunfire* well now look what you've done! *and with that, alex vanishes as hot lead rips through the area*
alex: i swear, if you two don't stop sniping at each other, you will be stripped naked, painted purple and dropped in hitler's private office trussed up like a thanksgiving goose!
*alex glances back as a loud roar echoes across the wilhelmstrasse just in time to see a massive ball of fire, smoke and dust where a hotel used to be, shaking his head in disbelief* worst...infiltrators...ever
*alex sighs as he hears the explosion on the ground floor of the hotel* and that's my cue *he casually walks out onto the balcony, then hops over the railing onto the neighboring building's, just moseying along away from ground zero, while in the alleyway, a waffen-SS troop spots them and yells* Sie gehen die Gasse…
(you better not be spray-painting obscene things!) *loud bangs start echoing against the door as soldiers begin ramming against it after trying to open it the normal way and finding it barred - and shooting it as well*
*more streams of flame are spewed at the pair along with many hails of bullets and over a dozen grenades, the troops in the hotel joined by the gestapo officers who came to reinforce the soldiers after seeing a seemingly impossible sight outside*
*the soldiers turn about as fresh reinforcements arrive, including more flame troops and take cover from dundee's weapons as they return fire - perhaps he should consider retreating and exiting the hotel*
alex: don't blame me - i'm not the one who built the thing! *he yells as the dog struggles against the human's grip, concentrated fire impacting around the pair now that the police have been alerted to nick's position by one of their panzerhunds, a low whine filling the air slowly getting louder suggesting that air power…
*the bullet makes a loud sound almost like an old style laser as it reflects off the canine's armor plating, since panzerhunds are thick enough to be immune to small arms fire, the robot monstrosity sinking its teeth in deeper and starting to fracture the bones in nick's arm* nick...please don't tell me you just tried to…
*the robotic canid growls louder, no sign of anything even remotely resembling organic emotion or thought reflected in its cold optics, nick's bagde suddenly crackling to life* nick, what the hell are you doing? it's a robot, not a cyborg - there is nothing organic about it! *and while alex is berating nick over the comm…
*it is no puppy...in fact, the hulking metal monstrosity that comes into view can barely be called a dog at all, having only the vaguest resemblance to one as it steps forward, razor sharp fangs bared as it growls loudly at nick, just daring him to give the panzerhund any excuse to maul him to pieces* *the corridor finds…
*as nick ducks under cover, he hears the cracking of debris against metal, followed by a low growling sound coming from his right* Granaten! (Grenades!) *one of the soldiers yell and several of them quickly pick the thrown grenades up and toss them away, the potato mashers barely leaving cover when they all explode,…
gestapo officer: Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Funf! *after counting to five and receiving no response, he orders the officers and soldiers surrounding the wreck to open fire, not knowing yet that nick is already gone, a good two dozen pistols, rifles and machineguns spitting hundreds of hot death spikes into the car before the…
we have 5 - two named and 3 unnamed, one of which is a hybrid, namely an orange-furred admiral, a black-furred commodore (both from TVH) and connolly's half-caitian roommate that he mentioned before going splat in discovery's season 2 premiere plus there's the multi-boobed catwoman from the-movie-that-must-not-be-named…
*sirens start going off in the area around the hotel, and a voice comes over sets of speakers dotted about the landscape* Reichsbürger, im Hotel Berlin ist ein terroristischer Aufstand im Gange - Zivilisten wird geraten, das Gebiet zu meiden, während unsere tapferen Soldaten daran arbeiten, den Aufstand einzudämmen und…
*the surviving soldier raises his rifle and opens fire as the radio crackles to life, the voice on the other end not sounding happy* Wer ist das? Wo ist Hans? (Who is this? Where is Hans?) *and nick realizes that unlike in hollywood, people are generally not fooled by someone pretending to be someone else when their voices…
*the soldiers in the hotel begin firing back with 1960s-appropriate weapons (i don't know what soldiers in new order are armed with, and the wiki doesn't say either) while ducking for cover as the civilians act predictably as civilians do in these situations - namely, screaming at the top of their lungs and running away…
*the soldier motions to a squad that just showed up* Betreten Sie das Hotel. Bringen Sie jemanden mit, der einen roten Overall zum Fragen trägt. (Enter the hotel. Bring in anyone seen wearing a red jumpsuit for questioning.) *the head of the squad heils and responds Jawohl, Leutnant! (Yes, Lieutenant!) before taking his…