matt: somehow, it never came up in hundreds of years of learning magic, looting dozens of worlds of their most powerful weapons, armors, relics and artifacts and saving the multiverse from countless existential threats to all sapient life!
matt: because i didn't think you'd actually take it seriously! who even suggests go fish as a viable time-killer in this century - that would be like suggesting old maid!
(JESUS TRIBBLE CHRIST! they FINALLY started uploading the rest of supernatural's S15 episodes - i was starting to wonder if they were about to cancel the whole thing because of covid stopping production)
it's cat people - it is ridiculously hard to TRIBBLE up cat people especially when you have a clear example of what they're supposed to look like...and yet, the wing commander movie still managed to do exactly that they had one job...ONE JOB, and they couldn't even do that right!
(who DOESN'T have universal translators in that day and age? hell, the things are probably implanted directly into the brain by the mid-2400s) matt: i don't know - i just want to get all this over with ASAP so i can return the star before it's missed (not-so-subtly implying that alex doesn't actually realize he took it)
matt: given what we found barely a week into the trip, i seriously doubt he would WANT to talk about anything to do with that trip beyond the barest essentials - as i don't *he ends with a warning glare to drop the subject*
matt: what game? i'm just using the cards the same way memers used them in the early to mid-21st century *he clenches his fist and the card disintegrates in a puff of fire*
i seem to recall there being an option to turn off auto-hail in the options menu - no idea if it'll actually work though, since so many other things are broken
matt: careful mentioning uno around dad if you ever meet him - he has a, shall we say...special relationship with the game - or rather, the reverse card - and a certain 21st century subculture