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matt: we're not using tripod-mounted machineguns - if i wanted to see people ripped to bloody chunks, i'd do it myself
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matt: no *he turns and heads back toward the horses*
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if that happens, he won't need anywhere NEAR that much - the t'zen-tar was available for less than a week several months ago and it STILL hasn't recovered to the usual promo ship price, and that ship is one of the more desirable among the selection of promo ships due to it being the top torpboat currently available it's no…
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(at least it wasn't p.enis-tongue cybernetics)
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matt: then they're useless because they're positioned outward and everything we'd want to be shooting is on the wrong side
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matt: a browning or hotchkiss was way, WAY less bulky and massive than a civil war maxim
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matt: those things are seriously unwieldy - i won't touch an automatic developed before the first world war
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matt: westerns aren't for being sneaks - they're for being loud, drunk and firing pistils in the air every five seconds
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matt: they'll just think it's someone who got blown off course - until we start raining bombs down on their head
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matt: and you don't think they'll have thought of that? we should approach from the air - they had hot-air balloons by this time
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matt: okay, let's go see the local sherrif and find out if they know where this guy was last seen
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matt: as long as we don't have to deal with that idiot with the afro...let's hurry up and pick a bounty - we've been lingering here way too long and i can hear people whispering
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(all those probes are still there - if one is nearby, they can download up-to-date stellar cartography data from it for a large portion of the surrounding area since they're all linked to each other as well as their command ship)
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matt: that...you've killed people? what else would it be insinuating?
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matt: i would imagine the long trail of corpses you've left if your wake would claim differently...as would any survivors
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(let's see how many i can remember - the klingon empire, romulan republic, ferengi alliance, breen confederacy, tzenkethi coalition, cardassian union, tholian assembly, iconian empire, dominion, hur'q swarm (technically not a power yet since we haven't fixed them), borg collective, borg cooperative, krenim imperium, devore…
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matt: well, none of them are going to be difficult, both because i've literally been through hell and am one of the best fighters in ANY universe and because even the hardest AI can only do so much, unless we do what laforge did that one time with a sherlock holmes adventure...we're not doing that, by the way - the last…
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hey, GB tried to build an aircraft carrier out of sawdust and ice - old bubblehead wasn't the only one with crazy secret weapons
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matt: even druids can't match a werewolf's control over normal wolves - we're the alpha of alphas...and yes, i know that concept only applies to wolves in captivity and wild 'packs' are actually family units, but i can still control wolves
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matt: well that one'll be easy since i can turn those wolves against him
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(funnily enough, he HAS seen one in the wasteland also, it has customizable genitalia...how much more in-depth do you want, given no other game in existence has that as standard?)
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matt: joker wasn't your typical mental case - no one who is could come up with the kinds of plans he did
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matt: so i guess lex luthor isn't a role model of yours?
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matt: of course not...you don't go for the first bounty you see unless you have a personal beef with the subject
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(yo know, no one actually answered donovan's question - what the f*ck was that?)
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matt: well, if seeing me in assless chaps and a leather jockstrap wasn't enough, i don't think anything is - so what do we have for bounties?
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matt: what pun? and overfetishized is putting it lightly...jesus, that was a lot of yiff
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matt: i know people who would call them fursonas - so without further awoo, let's see what the board has for us
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matt: hey, i thought S.H.I.E.L.D was a really good name - not only did the full name perfectly fit what they were about, but so did the acronym *he leaps off his horse and hitches it next to nick's, probably getting even more stares from the townsfolk over his state of dress - or lack thereof* (and it wouldn't be a western…
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matt: and i burned up an entire oil rig with fiendfyre - and then had to scramble to extinguish it because it started getting pulled through a dimensional rift and i had no idea what was on the other end of it *as they enter town, people stare, as they're wont to when strangers come to any town, but mostly stare at matt…