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*matt telekinetically lifts one of the wolves and lobs it at the yelling guard, who finds himself being smacked in the face with over a hundred pounds of fuzzy death*
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*matt unlatches the cage door and sends the wolves out after telling them to go crazy in wolfspeak*
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matt: nope *he leaps down and creeps over to the wolf cages, using his alpha werewolfery to cow them when they start acting up*
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matt: and i want to get away from this guy before i have to deal with his soiled pants *he quickly slips out of the nook where he stashed the body, cloaks up again and goes a-hunting for more prey*
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matt: yeah, one down and dozens more to go...let's move before the smell gets unbearable
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*matt sneaks around behind the nearest guard and looms up behind them, then claps a fuzzy paw over their mouth to stifle any noise before violently twisting their head before quickly dragging the corpse out of sight before the inevitable result of death makes itself known and starts leaving a trail*
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*still sneaking up to the plantation, keeping low among the swamp terrain to avoid being spotted via the distortion in the air*
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*silence...and the barest hint of distortion as the chameleoned werewolf moves closer to the plantation*
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matt: hold my telescope, i got this *he tosses his glass in nick's direction and chameleons himself as he moves toward the plantation*
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matt: were binoculars a widely used thing in this era?
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marrok: probably me showing off weapons to a kid matt: *dismounts the horse and pulls out a spyglass, eyeballing every target in sight with it* jesus christ, how did anyone ever see through these things? it's like trying to watch video at 480p
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matt: *looks around and grunts* so...why the hell are we still in the same location again? computer, advance to the next chapter *the scene around them fades away to be replaced with the plantation where the bad guy is supposedly holed up*
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matt: nuts because you ARE eating a sandwich on a horse! one good jolt at the wrong moment and that entire thing is going straight to the ground
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(well, that'll be a fun mess for rescuers to clean up - there's going to be many explosions going off and fires starting on that ship) matt: you're nuts - and coming from me, that is not an idle statement
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(alcohol is not a poison - hell, wine has health benefits if taken IN MODERATION - key term there)
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(you need to be able to generate a stable warp bubble to go FTL - the inhibitor obviously prevents that, and also disrupts any warp bubbles already formed that pass through the fields - i know that's possible in at least the former case, because several episodes have dealt with ships escaping and their pursuers being…
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(i'm telling you, rattler has the station's FTL inhibitor to call on - it was part of the defense network alex delivered to k-13 when the station was first discovered because he expected possible hit-and-run raids from ferengi pirates and wanted to stop as much of the running as possible) matt: how the hell can you eat on…
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(if alexis has a knife...i call dibs on the meme)
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(better activate the station's FTL inhibitor)
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matt: i've got my own footlong
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matt: i can hunt with my bare claws - but i'm not the one who forgot to eat before coming on this trip
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(hell, he can't even have MREs - not without fadingsignal's mod...makes me wonder why that isn't a standard consumable item in fallout - the only one that had it that wasn't through a mod was lonesome road) matt: you got the big gun
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(why is there an armory on the shuttle?)
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matt: dad never had to deal with that - he was in m-33 for 4 years by that point...he never had to deal with the orange tribble, megalomaniacal bear-wrestler or the insane hermit king either
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(i distinctly remember many seconds of high-speed, gut-churning maneuvers that would make evel knievel scream in terror...i don't think the rift would be in eyesight of k-13) matt: does this look like the estrel hotel to you? go red dead redemption up a deer or something...also, we're immune to both cholera and scarlet…
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(i guess no one braced)
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marrok: what scarfing? that was a regular meal...actually, it was a light one matt: well, you should've eaten before we left!
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matt: i was planning to have the computer advance us to just outside the plantation, because no TRIBBLE way are we actually riding out a three-state trip - that would take days *marrok pops up directly behind nick* someone call?
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(why does tala smell weird? she should smell like...whatever a typical andorian female smells like)
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matt: *climbs aboard his own horse and sets out of the town at a gallop*