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matt: on the ship? in the shuttlebay, i think, unless they moved out of there by now
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matt: apparently one of our kids is here from the future...along with ezri and zach...again
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matt: does spending time with my son from the future count?
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matt: yes...it feels like there's a puddle of lava sitting in my stomach
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matt: next you'll be telling me to eat my vegetables before i can have dessert...
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the same thing that happens when those players don't skip the unimatrix cutscene in hive - they just sit there being useless while the ones who DID skip can start working on them
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matt: it was only an appropriate amount for me...what was i supposed to do - starve?
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(why did he ask for morphine twice?)
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matt: you...are NOT...shoving milk, or anything else, up my TRIBBLE
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(*bonks kayla with a stick*)
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*marrok has gathered up the fallen lemon and is currently trying to balance it on his nose* *matt, having finished the curry, enters sickbay holding a container of food for kayla in one paw and his stomach in the other amid pained moans, unceremoniously depositing the food on her desk before heading straight for the…
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marrok: you can't feel anything - of course you would say it isn't that spicy, but there's a reason us mere mortals won't touch THIS particular fruit...no, actually, those tiny weird-looking peppers aren't fruit at all - they're the shriveled up testicles of the dark lord lucifer, full of all the fire and fury of hell…
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marrok: like that makes a difference - you're still killing yourself by an overload of spice from a freaking killer fruit
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*a lemon bounces off nick's head* marrok: there's your lemon - feel free to eat that entire tub of ghost peppers
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marrok: feel free to prove it - i'll be sure to find the biggest bathtub on the ship for it
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(obviously not, because if something existed to deal with that, that one voyager scene never would have happened)
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marrok: and what medication do we have that completely neutralizes capsaicin? the strongest thing we have for that is milk, and even that only neutralizes a small amount of the burn
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marrok: yes, it absolutely would - you're talking about something that has a real possibility of triggering a massive myocardial infarction by eating that many hot peppers in succession
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marrok: not when someone's trying to get me killed
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marrok *pulls out the uno reverse card and brandishes it*
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marrok: we are not a family of cowards - when any of us get challenged to do something, we'll probably do it
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marrok: TRIBBLE no...you know how he gets after he's eaten too much spicy food? because i do...i STILL have PTSD over the klingon curry incident
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(there's only one thing that's going to be flaming, and it ain't him)
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matt: *who is currently downing an entire gallon pitcher of milk loud enough to be heard over the commlink* what else would 'indian food' bring to mind?
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marrok: oh, whatever...the point is that i followed after you two
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marrok: OI! she did not bring me - i followed after both her and zach touched a thing they weren't supposed to touch...again matt: yeah, that sounds like one of mine...which one is it? owwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
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matt: for the moment, but i'll probably be in the bathroom for the next several hours in about half of one...why did i think indian was a good idea? i should've had italian or german or chinese - at least those aren't TRIBBLE-destroyers
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*marrok meanders out of the shuttle, still lapping at the remnants of his drink*
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(*hurls fireworks and cheese at everyone*)
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matt: *sneezes loudly, then moans in spice-induced agony*