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*marrok shrugs and takes a huge bite out of another burger*
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*marrok stops and looks up with a mouthful of food* wha'? i'm 'ungry! *he swallows the entire load of food in a way that would make a snake jealous* and starfleet has an air division here - k-13 even has an airbase of sorts
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marrok: *still working his way through everything he can get his paws on*
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marrok: *has already dished up a massive mound of food*
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marroK: is the food ready? i feel like eating a horse
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(well, he does NOW - also, being a klingon, kinkoshi should be asking what a 'communism' is)
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(so is kayla going to ask who it is, or at least what species?)
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marrok: from dad - it's easy to pick up all sorts of colorful language from the master of insults *has a very self-satisfied look on his muzzle, almost like an OwO face*
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marrok: yeah, remember that time i was 8 when i almost put dad in a coma from his laughing so hard when i told that one klingon that i would shove an unbuttered mango so far up his TRIBBLE his sphincter would be quoting the geneva convention if he insulted aunt krystal one more time?
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marrok: why are you looking at me like that? dad says i got it from your side...well, the vernacular came from him, but the application of that vernacular was your contribution
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marrok: well, dad already met him before you two ever got hitched and he still approved...after i threatened to bone him, then debone him afterwards if he tried to interfere
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marrok: *glances over* let's not bring alabama into this...all their family trees look like the recycle emblem *turns back and waits for kayla to ask who the lucky being is*
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(i mean...leaving her to the wolves would actually be a smart idea - any one of them can protecc against a few malevolent cultists)
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marrok: *still preening happily while taking sips from the bottle of soda*
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(yeah, what she just did to that shopkeep would get her sent away for a very long time...or at least a visit from the nice men in the white coats of course, that's in federation space - in klingon territory, that would've gotten a standing ovation)
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marrok: yes *preens happily*
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marrok: it's my conjugal ring, which is why it's on my ring finger
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*the sunlight is STILL glinting off the ring on his ring finger*
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(well, that which does not kill you make you stronger...which i guess explains the +4 endurance and +75 max HP)
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RATTLER, GET THE TRIBBLE IN HERE! and what happened to going back in time to grab seras' soul? soul gems are only supposed to be able to capture souls at the moment of death with a specific piece of magic affecting the body at that moment
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'it's not raiding - it's surprise wealth reallocation'
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well, she has PTSD trauma that went untreated for decades - and in fact STILL hasn't been treated - so her having MPD really wouldn't surprise me
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(so did the imperials and altmer - they both have moonbases)
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(*bonks rattler*)
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(uhhhh...execution point? threatening messages written on the backs of argonian concubines? plucking out eyes? skipping rope with entrails? sheogorath is a psychopath - a hilarious psychopath, but still a psychopath) marrok: i figured you would have tons of questions *he takes a chug from his drink, the artificial holodeck…
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(i think someone tried to eat him, too)
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(the talking grapefruit from passwall - get it right)
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well, tiny rank insignia have been a thing in RL militaries for over a century now, for the same reason officers don't wear gaudy colors or ostentatious decoration anymore - snipers star trek takes it a bit too far, though
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marrok: *still staring expectantly*
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(*throws a giant hammer at rattler*)