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alex: *pulls another chocolate-coated moon pie out of the box and waves it under krystal's nose*
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just turn them into 16 upgrades, or keep them for bragging rights - all you can do
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(*prods rattler and people with ice cream tub*)
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*it tastes as one would expect PB&J-flavoured ice cream to taste...except it somehow also manages to perfectly replicate the taste of the bread as well*
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rakesh: they already are - each of our ships has been holding orbit above our position ever since we beamed down *he says between bites of moon puffs*
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alex: heretic...anyway, here *he hands the tub of ice cream over*
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alex: frying ice cream is sacrilege
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alex: i have, and i still don't understand how they managed that - then again...people usually say the same about this *he fishes s small container out of the box* anyone wanna try some peanut-butter and jelly sandwich ice cream?
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*he sets the container down in front of nick, then grabs a pair of moon pies (come on, you HAD to know that was going to show up - the quintessential werewolf snack) and tears open the packaging on one before tearing into the confection* oh, i love these things...one of the few decent things yanks have ever made -…
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it's impossible for swarmers - or any hangar pet - to die to warp core breaches; they all have perma-Scratch the Paint
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*alex finishes off his ration and heads to the box of desserts, cracking it open and fishing out several different things* moon drop? *he then asks, walking over to the group and holding up a container of what look to be grapes, but with a cylindrical, almost tube-like shape to them instead of the typical oval shape* (and…
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alex: i still hope i can get permission to just nuke the hell out of this moon and wipe all traces of reaper tech away...it's the only way to be sure, and with the planet obliterated, the hur'q won't have any interest in it
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alex: i TRIED to do something - i spent several minutes trying to get a message through to DS9...i suppose i could've tried to take the ship well beyond the jamming field's radius, but better to just knock out the system entirely - also, i was getting hungry too, which reminds me *he heads back to his cooling bag of chow…
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alex: i already sent out a bouy...which apparently wasn't enough, so i'd like to know what the hell is powering this jamming equipment
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*alex finally pulls himself out of the bag and flops on the ground* i got your damn kettle - i hope you appreciate this...
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what do you people have against the [Over] mod? this is now the SECOND buff to beam overload that the mod is not benefiting from in any way, making it an even BIGGER steaming pile than it already was when it got nothing from the first buff can we PLEASE get some love for the poor [Over] mod? and how is this change going to…
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(how about actually PARTICIPATING instead of just feeding us OOC nonsense?)
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(*prods everyone with kettle spout*)
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*after a few minutes, a kettle suddenly comes flying out of the bag and lands on the rocky floor some distance away with an incredibly loud 'CLANG!' and alex pulls himself out of the bag moments later like a zombie pulling its way out of a grave, cursing and swearing the whole while*
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(well, realistically, probably none of them would freak out; bashir would probably have his tricoder out, though)
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'The weapon proc from Advanced Beam Arrays now grants a scaling buff to Advanced Beam Critical Severity, instead of Bonus Damage.' there goes your 80K
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(so, wonder if seeing someone vanish into a bag barely 4 feet in diameter will freak out our resident bajorans or augment)
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alex: actually...i think i do have one in there *he takes the bag off his waist and sets it on the ground, then opens it up and sticks his head in...followed by his upper body...then his lower body...until he finally vanishes into the bag entirely with a loud yell, followed by a muffled crash and and even more muffled…
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alex: that's never been proven! and you can't really fit a kettle in ration packs or even away team supplies - as for cups, there should be collapsible ones in said supplies; they're not tin, but they'll do
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alex: there are tea bags in the rations...did you think i'd leave such things out given my birth nation? for SHAME, SIR!
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alex: because i don't know what you people like to eat, so i brought a large variety
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alex: *starts eating his heated beef chow mein, glaring hard at everyone as if daring them to start singing 'werewolves of london'*
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alex: and blow it up to clear away the jamming - not that we really need to, but it won't hurt to do so *he says as he fishes out one of the sides that came in his ration pack while waiting for the FRH to do its thing with the entree*
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(*prods everyone with a stick* you're missing all the food and TRIBBLE!) *alex takes another swig of his silver bullet, then sets it down and grabs a beef chow mein ration* anyone breaks out into song and i'll eat your face (snirksnirksnirk)
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alex: there actually used to be a beer - coors, i think? - nicknamed 'silver bullet' because it came in aluminum cans with minimal decoration cans may work okay for other types of soda or beer, but glass definitely works best for sodas like this...i know why they switched from glass to plastic and aluminium (pronounced…