*alex reaches over and thwaps briana on the forehead with a rolled-up newspaper* don't you even start! NO ONE deserves to be treated like a circus freak - EVER!
alex: yes, like how that same eli has infiltrated TFJ by impersonating a cardassian doctor, which i have repeatedly pointed out to multiple people and yet no one will actually listen to me despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
obviously...even if you're at peace and demilitarized, you still want to keep at least SOME armed forces but i wasn't talking about the republic personnel - how did the JEDI sudden acquire so much leadership knowledge and skill? like mace windu said in AOTC, they're keepers of peace, not warriors, so they certainly hadn't…
alex: well, i just remembered i can't actually drink alcohol for the next month or so...we're going to have to severely limit pub visits, because bars in settings like this pretty much exclusively serve alcohol
alex: hickinbottom, hardmeat, wang, smellie, sickendick, glasscock, b.oob, dikshit, killmequick...need i go on? we could be here for hours (and yes, these are all real surnames)
alex: mercenaries - bounty hunting only applies when money is being rewarded for the slaying or capture of known criminals or monsters; this notice is for investigation...we may end up having to kill a rebellious wizard, but they aren't specifically the target of the reward offered
yeah, that...kind of doesn't make any sense - first of all, the jedi should've never gotten involved in the war to begin with...but they did, so they had to be attached to armies and fleets - but it should've been as ADVISORS and maybe spec-ops and general problem-solvers, not generals and commanders where the hell did…
well, given he was the overall commander of the DS2, i figure that instance was an example of rank-as-position, like how anyone in charge of a ship - whether star or oceanic - is addressed as captain, even if they don't hold that rank
this is why non-com/officer ranks in star wars were far better (imperial ones, at least) - they were in prominent position on the left breast, they were SIGNIFICANTLY larger than the pips, and they were made of 3 different colors, with rank dependent on specific combinations of those colored squares; so once you knew which…