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Ragnar: Well, what's the best way, then? *He eats his food, raising an eyebrow at her.*
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Ragnar: Sorry... Anyway! *He sips his wine.* Ragnar: I just wanted to get you two drunk today, and decided the best way to do so was through steak.
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*Ragnar laughs at their reaction, wiping away a tear.* Ragnar: I-I'm joking.
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Ragnar: Today is the day I decided to get a sex change. *He looks like he's trying not to laugh.*
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*He cuts into his steak.* Ragnar: Okay... maybe there is a reason...
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Ragnar: What? I can't make a fancy dinner for my two beautiful, sexy, smart wives?
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Ragnar: Oh, keep your pants on! *He smiles, then pops the cork and starts pouring wine.*
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*Ragnar smiles at her, coming out with three glasses and a bottle of wine.* Ragnar: And we are as well.
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OOC: Well... both will work. Futility as in 'They don't really work right now'.* *Ragnar comes out with the steak, green beans, and bread. He sets on the table, then goes to get the drinks.* Ragnar: By the way, Ell, have you and Ashley had any bad bouts of morning sickness?
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Ragnar: You get the utensils and napkins, and I'll handle the food, glasses, and plates, okay? *He kisses her.*
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*The oven rings.* Ragnar: Dinner's almost ready! Ash, why don't you go get ready, and Ell and I will set the table?
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Ragnar: Trust me. *He walks over and holds both of them close right now.* Ragnar: The futility of my pants never lies.
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Ragnar: What? Flabby is sexy when you're pregnant. *He smiles at them.*
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Ragnar: Well, you two are getting a little flabby with all the attention you get. *He smiles jokingly at them.*
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Ragnar: Oh, shush. I'm a master chef! *He kisses both of them passionately, then goes back to cooking.*
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Ragnar: Oh, get over here Ash... *He holds them both happily.*
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*Ragnar smiles, then picks Ellvat up and twirls her around.* Ragnar: Did I ever mention that you're my favorite? *He smiles jokingly.*
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Ragnar: I'm making dinner. *He rolls his eyes at Ashley, then kisses Ellvat.* Ragnar: Welcome back, babe.
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Ragnar: Maybe it is. *He sticks his tongue out at her, after sticking some bread buns in the oven.*
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*Ragnar smiles a bit, and keeps cooking.* Ragnar: I don't know, I don't think you two lazy louts could do it. *** *The Doctor rolls her eyes.* Doctor: Shoo.
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Ragnar: All the attention you two get. *He starts making some green beans.* *** Doctor: Alright... you're ready to go. Have fun with your sugar daddy. *She smiles.*
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Ragnar: To be truthful, I'm a little jealous. *He helps her off of him and goes back to cooking.* *** Doctor: Still... *She starts scanning.*
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Ragnar: Whatever you want. *He kisses her.* Ragnar: Did you like last night, by the way? *** Doctor: We need to make sure that you don't have any STDs so you don't infect the baby.
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Ragnar: I was making steak... *He smiles at her.* *** Doctor: Stay. *She crosses her arms.*
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Ragnar: Loki told me what the Borg were... *He looks her in the eye.* Ragnar: Don't ever worry about them, I won't let them touch you. *** Doctor:... STDs?
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OOC: Yup. *Ragnar kisses her.* Ragnar: Wanna talk about it? *** Doctor: Yep.
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Ragnar: I love you... *He shifts her into his lap.* *** Doctor: Well, when the body of a female is pregnant many different hormones and-(goes on a medicinal lecture)
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Ragnar: It's okay, baby. They aren't here... *He holds her close again, trying to comfort her.* *** Doctor: Well, I just scan you... *She uses her tricorder to scan Ellvat.*
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Kuntel; GET TO THE ******NED CAVE!!! *He keeps running.* *** Ragnar: What was wrong, beautiful? *He holds her hand.* *** Doctor: Right this way, miss! *She smiles happily and takes her to a far corner of the Sickbay.*
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*Kuntel ignores her, runs into the Tornado, and runs back out with his kids. He then runs back to the cave.* *** *Ragnar holds her close.* Ragnar: It's okay, Ash, I'm here for you... *** *A doctor looks up at her.* Doctor: Ma'am?