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Kuntel-clone: Ooohhh, we gonna play darts? I'm good at darts! *Laughs maniacly.* Kuntel-clone: Especially when the the dartboard squirms! Hahahahahhahah!
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Bannes for senshisanity...
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Heh hem, shirtless guy in a boat...
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Ohhh... well that sounds bad... Anyway, I'm on the Lexington with Jade, who was on Nirn for some reason. It may be a while before I gey back. I'm planning on staying for one of their missions, see how it's done in the Federation.
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I may be American, but half of me is Dutch sooo... Lang leve Nederland en het is Konging!
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OOC: My plan js that it's some weird codename for something.
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*Eyes widen and a slow smile spread across the clones face.* Clone: Oooo, you like fun? I loke fun too! *Starts cacckling as the acid tunnels.* Clone: Like ripping hearts out of crazy Brits, then hintong down their families and tearing them to pieces! Hahahahahah!
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I have an evil clone? When did that happen? And Jade told me about a replicator thingie, and me flirting with her, and did you know she's blue now? *Looks around.* Anyway, the only thing I remember is the battle against the Terran Empire, and then being on a ship... then falling, and nearly drowning... and then I woke up…
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Banned because she's trill, so noooo.... okay maybe it is....:(:P
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Oh, hi Worffan! It's Kuntel. Who are you torturing today?
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Kuntel-clone: You! You the Allfather will forgive! Help me now and he will give you all of Earth, but none of the responsibility! *Gets thrown in chamber.* Kuntel-clone: OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!
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(OOC: In a reality were death is merely an inconvenience... yes... death to the infidel!*Runs off to Mecca*
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*Follows ensign to room.* Uh, excuse me, can yo- *Ensign leaves and shuts dolr in face.* Rude! Okay... I have to figure out hlw to contact Worffan. Computer: Contacting Grand Vizier Worffan of the Grand Regime of Ba'al of the Goa'uld Empire... contacted. Proceed when ready. Me: Uh, okay. Worffan, you there? *Worffans comm…
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(OOC: Okay... it sounded like Teal'c was talkin' 'bout somethin' else. If ya catch my drift...)
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*Jumps out of sarcaphagus.* Kuntel-clone: The Allfather shall rip out your livers and feed them to his ravens!
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(OOC: Unspoiled?! What does that mean?!:P)
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Banned because I meant the spotz...:P
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Replicator fiasco? When did that happen?
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Clone: Never! *Squirms and screams horrible profanity about Ba'al's and Worffan's mothers.*
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What!? When did I ever hit on you? And latest exploration mission? The last thing I remember you doing was helping us fight off the Terran Empire!
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Banned for lack of logical genetic sequences.
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*The Clone jumps out of the sarxophagus.* Kuntel-clone: What!? Where am I!?
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*Jumps back.* Okay! That's new! When did that happen? *Looks Jade up and down with wide eyes, which now seem to turn a little yellow.*
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What were you lookin' for? *He raises an eyebrow and looks around the ship, happy to be off Nirn.*
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Banned for not offering Tea, sweet. Cold.
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Well.... what happened while I was gone? *They get to the edge of the island.* Damn... *Looks around for a boat.*
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*The Clone glares at him* Kuntel-clone, barely: I... will... never betray... the Allfather! *With this, a device activates in it's brain, releasing a neurotoxin, killing the clone instantly amd melting his brain.*
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Yep! Better than ever! *Seems paler and incisor teeth seem to be more pronounced.* This trip might have even added a few years to my life! *A rumbling is heard from the castle, then shouting.* Haarken: Fallen! Where has the Fallen escaped to?! Find him! Find him now, before he leaves this world! Me, shaken: That's our que!…