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Yeah! A voice of reason! *Leaves to find ensign.*
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Banned for spelling retrobanning 'retrobannign'.
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We find the ensign I conversed with, and ask her. And if she doesn't remember, we both get tested for any remnants...
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Banned for Crossbones.
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Well... there is an easy way to test this...
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Loki: I keep my eyes on everyone that's a threat to you. *Shakes head.* Loki: I can only pay attention to one at a time, but I can pretty much preform perfect recon... I'm still suprised that Taras hasn't caught on yet. He can literally sense twilight and teleport to it...
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We were only talking! Why do you people have a hard time believeing a drunk can not **** a woman?
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Shadow, that can be taken as you blaming this entire thing on her concussion...
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The unknown substance is my medication! Really! And last time I checked, I did not take advantage of that woman! Of your ships alcohol supplies, surely. But not of a woman!
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It was only two bottles!
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And I'm hearing this from the walkie-talkie...
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We were only talking!
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It was prescribed! So I would actually be a little useful in a battle from now on!
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Last night, after taking my prescribed witchroot, Shadow and I decided to go to Ten Foward. While there, the Bartender flirted with Shadow, and I liberated some illegal substances from her bar. So she wouldn't get in trouble of course! After that, I left and met a very beautiful ensign, who was on her break, in the…
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Banned because that was my plan all along! Mwhahahaha
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*Looks Teal'c in the eye and starts humming the theme to 'My Little Pony'*
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Banned for thinking.
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*Jerks awake, wide eyed and breathing heavily. Looks around.* Uhhh, last time I have more than two drops of that... *Looks at Romulan Ale bottle, empty.* Or any of that. *Looks around for ensign, who isn't there.* Or doing that without catching her name first... *Blinks heavily and falls back onto pillows.* Wake me up…
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*They get to the room.* Ah, here we are... *Tosses vodka to Shadow, then grabs the girl and disappears into the cabin. The door is locked.* (OOC: And that is where I'll end it for tonight.!)
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Banned for being slow.
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*Walks out the door, hiding the booze in coat. Walks by a pretty female ensign, whom he flirts with, quickly having her under his arm in seconds. Cllser, Shadkw can hear mutterings in her ear.* You ever hear of Villaroa? It's a planet with no government, just sweet paradise. *Laughs out loud then, mutters I her ear again.*…
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Bartender: Oh my, you're a fighter? That's so cool! Do you have any interesting scars? Or stories? I'd love to hear a story. *She bats her long lashes at Shadow, pleading.* *Meanwhile, jumps over bar while everyone is distracted, and grabs a bottle of vodka from her stash. And a personal bottle of Rolmulan Ale. Jumps back…
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*Walks in and takes a seat at the bar, and smile at the bartender, who is a she.* Hey there, beautiful woman. You have any real alcohol behind that bar, or is it all just synth? *The Bartender cracks a smile, and leans against the counter.* Bartender: It depends. What are you going to do with it? Me: Drink it with the…
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(First off... not TRIBBLE, just in case.... second, I completely agree!) Eh, that's murder. She can't murder us! She can't kill me! *Walks off towards Ten Foward.* (Last symptom- false sense of invulnerability.)
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Banned because I think that one had been coming on to me, and you saved me. So I thank you by letting you go free!
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Eh, who cares?! What's that little fox gonna do anyway? (Side effects of witchroot include, but are not limited to- magic over load, sleepless nights, addiction, increased sexual desire, over confidence, defiance to rules and consequences, and in extreme cases, death. By losing the mind in the SoC)
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*Rubs chin.* Hmm... wanna see if the bar on this has any real alcohol?
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*Snorts.* There's probably already weird rumors flyin' about us. *Walks to nearest comm.* Hello. Could I have a doctor please? Doctor: Speaking. Me: Ah yes. It would seem that the Captain has fallen ill, a concussion sadly. Could you send one to her quarters? Doctor: And who are you? Me, chuckling: One of her friends.…
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We could just get a doctor to see Jade. She is the Captain after all.