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Jaffa: Why hello there sir, it's ni... *He trails off as he sees Jade.* Jaffa: By the Allfather... she yours?
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* The Jaffa hail.*
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Again, failure of galactic community...
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Anyway, back to subject! I think this is going to fail, how about you people?
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Outside of worffan's rp... I am a gender nondisclosed being with a weird humor...
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Yes, and being willing to degrade yourself to such a thing for money is a great thing, isn't it Jade? *Sarcasm.* I'll be back here, contemplating the failure of galactic communities...
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At least I have the decency to feel bad for the Ferasen that had to pose for this damn holo! At least cover up for those people!
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If you think I'm funny lookin' cher, get a mirror. I'm pretty sure those don't even count as lingerie!
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Ah, look, my reason to move in a year!:P Yeah, just southern western hate goin' on, honey. No need to worry!
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Banned because he never offered to...
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Just hurry. I want to be in this form as little as possible... *Walks back to the back, TRIBBLE and tail showing*
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Remind me not to meet her. It would not go well if she learned of my ability... *Walks out as a highly attractive Ferasen male. In... a loincloth.* This is weird. Just hail the idiots already!
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Hmm, yes. Seattle... nah. I will never make it out that far west. The idiocy is contagious! Ha ha, watch me move there in a year...
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*From back of ship.* Every mortal must sleep, cher... *Activates holoemitter.* Holy sh*t! This is f*cking creepy!
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*Places rubber hat under rattler.* They also make great tear catchers!
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*Takes emitter slowly.* If this doesn't have clothes programmed in, I will strap you to a table, and take out all of your non essential organs slowly, then watch you bleed out... *Walks to back of ship.*
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*Eye twitches slightly. Looks at Jade.* Too much fun...
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... It could work... *Obviously not happy.*
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This ship is the Tornado, and you just bought her as a pleasure ship and were taking it out for a spin. As for why you were following them, say you wanted to see if this thing can keep up with a tel'Tak.
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You know, I'm starting to not feel so confident in this plan...
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*Shoots tinfoil hat off.* Ohh, no you don't. That won't protect you at all! Try this rubber one. *Starts handing out rubber hats.*
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... You're supposed to shift into your human form, then act as Captain of this ship....
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*Gets up and moves.*
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*Chuckles.* Well, that is certainly an epiphany. Remind me never to doubt you again...
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*Leans back in chair.* Well... I hope it's a good one...
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How do you put sausage on 3.141
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An army made up of me, Jade, Worffan, and Ryan clones... how they haven't gotten you, I'll never know...
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*To Jade.* No. Especially not with him... *Points to Shadow.* We can always us my plan as a backup... or just f*cking run... *Looks at Shadow.* Chasing Jade clone and new Me clone. They just turned around. No hope, basically...
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Banned for Walter White.
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Perseus seizes, indecision clouding his mind. Then he snaps into action. " Come with me quickly. We will need to get you new clothes, to disguise you as part of the crew. If they board, as they most certainly will, we need to hide you in plain sight..." he says.