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*Raises eyebrows.* Everything but my assassin training is open... *Shrugs.* Who's my mother, who's my father, where I live, what I did before this... anything really...
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Ah, the... the ... the Andorian? Andorian, right. *Looks over.* Anyway. You can ask me two questions, I guess. Then we'll go back and forth... if you want...
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... Must have been hard. *Closes eyes and crosses legs.* Though I assume you had an extraordinary crew, right?
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Banned because I have skooma. Does this help?
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*Sits in co-pilots seat. Leans back and crosses arms behind head.* Sure. How did you become a Captain? OOC: I don't think real Me got this story...
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Banned for stoutness.
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I listen to louder music than that to get to sleep!
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Banned because some certainly would, but others would just fail, making the simulation or the Captain overpowered.
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*Shrugs.* Anyway, what now?
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TRIBBLE your comm systems? When did I do that? *Stands and stretches.* But I do agree. I thought nationalism died in Europe a century ago...
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We were going to go out? Like, to Olive Garden or something?
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*Wakes up on couch.* Uhh, whats happened since I passed out?
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*Still silence.*
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*A Ha'Tak drifts away from the shipyard and goes to hyperspace. The shipyard has complete radio silence.*
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Banned because I do not agree. The Kobyahsi Maru has been done many times, and many would not be able to properly simulate the simulation.....
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*A message gets to Worffan from Sol.* Jaffa: Sir! The Kuntel and Jade clones have escaped! They had nearly an entire army of clones attack the base to save them! *Explosions are heard in the background.* Jaffa: When the Kuntel clone was leaving he said " This is why you don't mess with General Ouranus..." and shot the…
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Banned for more horrible jokes.
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... Okay. *Walks back into the back.* I think I'm going to fall asleep on something back here...
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*Shrugs.* My bet is over use. Have you been turning your girlfriends into male Fersans a lot?
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*Walks out, emitter already off. The thing is sparking and vibrating in hand.* The reason I didn't walk out is because this thing malfunctioned... *Tosses to Shadow, but emitter explodes half way.*
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Other Jaffa: You know what? F*ck off... *The line ends and they turn around, leaving. But the cloaked ships protecting it stay, weapons readied if the ship follows.*
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*Thinks back, though it seems tinged with a kind of interference.* Hell no!
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Other Jaffa: Leave now or you die... Jaffa: Oh, can't we at least take the sexy cat lady!? Other Jaffa: No.
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Banned for assuming something that is not true.
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Other Jaffa: Why didn't you just look at the manual or some sh*t? Jaffa: He obviously wanted to feel it, you idiot! *Banging can be heard in the background.* Jaffa: Is the General and that vixen still going at it!? Other Jaffa: Idiot! Don't mention anything! *He looks back at Shadow.* Other Jaffa: You will turn around…
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Jaffa: Yes most definitely... *Other Jaffa is not impressed...* Other Jaffa: Why in the world would a pleasure yacht be chasing us for?
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Jaffa: Yes, we were just wondering why yo... *He trails off at the sight of Jade.* Jaffa: Wow... she your slave or something?
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OOC: Guess we'll just ignore the previous two posts, eh?