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Kaiser: We do not know of the Goa'uld, they call themselves Trill. My wife has told me of your spot hiding. What I want to know of is, what is this United Federation of Planets?
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*Bites lip and followsher, with Kaiserin Maria behind him. They make it through a few hallways before walking into a small chamber. The Kaiser turns to Jade.* Kaiser Adolf: We know you are a Host, from the door scanner, but if you are here and from another universe, I will assume you mean no harm. Now, tell us about this…
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Kaiser Adolf: Let's save that talk for when people who are less.... xenophobic are around. *He looks at a group nearby, who quickly avert eyes.* Kaiser Adolf: This way. *He walks toward another door in the room.*
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*The Kaiser shrugs.* Kaiser: The world's cultures have been so intermingled, we have no idea what country ships belong to by their name. We even have a A.S.V. Lexington in our navy, as well as an A.S.V. Paris and A.S.V. London. *He looks around.* Kaiser Adolf: Perhaps we should talk about this in a more secure location?
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Kaiser: We thought you meant European Federation. It was created after the Third Krieg, by Germany...
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*The Kaiser and Kaiserin blink.* Me: I, uh, haven't told them about the alternate reality thing... Kaiserin: Oh, it's fine Kun. Kaiser: Maria... did you authorize those idiots to use that stupid machine again? Kaiserin Maria: Adolf, it worked! He's back! Please, don't be mad... *Kaiser Adolf sighs.* Kaiser Adolf: We'll…
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Kaiserin: Oh, that's an interesting brooch. Where's it from?
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Kaiser: Do you wish to retire? Me: Vater, remember? Kaiser: Right, sorry. Do you want to get out of here?
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Kaiser: Actually, a lot of the military officers are here. We have all of the Admirals and Generals, a few good Captain friends of mine. If you want, we can go speak with them if you wish. Kaiserin: Or maybe she just wants some alone time with Kuntel? *The Kaiser's and my eyes widen at the inference.* Me: Mother! Kaiser:…
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Kaiser: What's wrong? Kaiserin Are you, um, claustrophobic?
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Kaiserin: I think we're getting along very well indeed. *Frowns.* Me: Is something wrong, cher?
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*Holds her tighter, then kisses her cheek.* So, how are you and my mother doing?
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Kaiserin: Well, that must have been very stressful. *She smiles, and arms wrap themselves around Jade from behind.* Me: It certainly was. I don't know how she deals with it. Kaiser: People in command find ways to cope very fast son. Perhaps you can learn from your girlfriend, eh? *He comes from the side and puts his arm…
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Kaiserlin: Well, from what Ismerelda and Otto have told me, you definitely have cause for that. Didi you think that he was being abducted?
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Banned because that is a brilliant idea!
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Banned because I vote we name it the USS Wolf.
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*It's a small roast beef sandwich, on white bread.* Kaiserin: Good, yes?
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Banned because we can make one giant ship out of all of them!
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Kaiserin: Your welcome, sie. (Hon.) *She has another sandwich.* Kaiserin: You should try one of these, sie. Their quite good.
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Banned for more surprise.
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Banned for surprise.
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*The Kaiserin smiles, then eats one of those small sandwiches.* Kaiserin: It's so good that my little Kuntel could meet someone like that. And he met someone so cute and funny!
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Banned for lies.
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Damn, that's a lot of tails. Banned for the space time anomaly that means this thread never existed.
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Banned for who?
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*The Kaiserin follows elegantly, with a small smile.* Kaiserin: So, what is your relationship with my son? *** Kaiser: Now that the women are gone, let us talk. Where have you been all these years, son? Me: It's a long story, and not one that should be told at a party. *He looks around, then switches to a language not many…
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*The Kaiser laughs.* Kaiser: You are right, son. She is very funny! *The music restarts and the party follows suit. The Kaiserin, the Kaiser's wife, smiles at Jade.* Kaiserin: I'll go with you, dear. We'll get to kow each other a bit.
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Probably for the best. Makes things easier, keeping your incredibly funny mouth under wraps. *The Kaiser leans in.* Kaiser: I speak English quite well, thank you. And after this party is over, we will have to talk. *He smiles at Jade.* Kaiser: I look forward to getting to know you, Captain.
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*The Kaiser raises his eyebrow at me.* Kaiser: Sie spricht Englisch?(Sh speaks English?) Me: Und nur Englisch. Es gibt eine Menge zu erkl
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I'd feel better if someone held a gun to my head and told me to drink an entire gallon of witchroot... *They finally meet, and stand in front of each other. The Kaiser looks at his son.* Kaiser: Sind Sie wirklich mein Sohn?(Are you really my son?) Me: Ich bin, Euer Gnaden.(I am, your Grace.) *The Kaiser looks at Jade.*…