Kaiser: Nope. First, we don't have enough food to support zillions. Second, marriages after the 1600's became a more somber, loving affair for us Austrians. I was thinking a little forest ceremony. *Shrugs.* Kaiser: I do not know. Maria and I just eloped.
I know. And you shooting me was a bit... interesting. In fact, I might love you more for it. *Kisses her cheek and pulls her back into a laying position across the bed, giving himself the most uncomfortable position.*
Kaiser: Strategy but a superstitious general during WW1. Walk a black cat out infront of your enemies, and they will lose. This only worked against the Serbs, cause it demoralized them due to their own superstitions. *He taps the letter.* Kaiser: Use the Vizier to attract more enemies in a battle, hopefully enemies that…
Kaiser: Yes, I noticed that. I'm going to write Ba'al about keeping him on a tighter leash, or at least have him act as a black cat... *He starts writing something on a desk that cones out of his arm rest.*