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Kaiser: Yeah it was! *The kiss stops as the Kaiser turns around and looks.* Kaiser: The Chinese bloody bribed the Refs, but we still beat those sons of b*tches! *He realizes he sounds very unprofessional, then coughs and adjusts his clothes.* Kaiser: Anyway, thanks for indulging an old man... *He walks out,*
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*He changes it to the Austrian-Chinese game.* Kaiser: Watch this hit! *The pitcher throws his fastball, and it blurs to nothingness, but Kahn hits the ball right out of the park. The Kaiser whoops and turns away from the screen... just as the cameraman jumps from his position, the camera landing on the scene of Kuntel…
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*The Kaiser comes in.* Kaiser: I want you to watch something. Quick!
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*There's a knock on the door.*
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I say Krys doesn't have to know about that.... *Smiles as he pulls the hat over his ears. The crowd, in their stupor, did not notice their Prinz or his illicit kiss.*
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Huh? *Looks at her as the pitcher throws a fastball... a ball he hasn't thrown all game. The only ball that Kahn has a 100% chance of hitting all of the time. Kahn laughs out loud as the ball flies out of the park. The crowd goes wild.* Hah! Take that TRIBBLE! *Rips off his hat and kisses Rose in the heat of the moment...…
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OOC: ... Did you know that we're actually RPing a ball game right now, or was that just luck?
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*It's the last inning, the last ball of the game. Austria has the bases loaded, and the Chinese are fuming from the failure of their bribes. It's 37 to 37... and Kahn comes up to bat. He's struck out every time he's been up to hit, even though he's a great pitcher. The crowd goes eerily silent.* Come on Kahn... you got…
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*Types something down on a communicator, then watches the game. It starts to fall into Chinese hands, but the Austrians beat 'em back, keeping at least a two point lead.* Come on boys! Make the Kaiser proud!
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No. And Trina, remind him every time he offers that that violence is not always the answer...
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Yeah... doesn't help when the police are scared of the Chinese spies breaking their kneecaps if they call the game. *Austria gets a perfect home run, bases loaded. The refs can't do anything.* Hah! Take that, you communist TRIBBLE!
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*The ref calls a foul on Austria, saying a rabid fan caught a ball still in play.*
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*Over the course of the game, a miraculous thing happened. Despite the refs doing everything they could to stop them, the Austrian Holy Roman Eagles started winning. At some points, stands and yells with the crowd.* Come on, Kahn! Catch that! *Ref calls a foul.* Sind Sie verdammt blind? Er deutlich , dass gefangen !(Are…
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Bet it wouldn't help if the refs called every foul imaginable while his team was hitting. Or on the outfield. Or the bases. *Chuckles as the refs call a blantantly trumped up foul.*
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Oh no, they'll win. The Chinese always cheat. And Austria does her best, but when the refs are in the other teams pocket and can go selectively blind... *Shrugs.* It'll be a good game, just the outcome will be the same.
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Yeah... well, I can tell you one thing, the Chinese will win...
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What? *Raises an eyebrow.*
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Don't know why. The Chinese are going to win... *Lifts his hand to his mouth, and in his disguised voice.* Hey, quiet down you louts! The game's 'bouta start! *They quiet down after a while.* *And the vendor looks at the sack of gold, rolls his eyes, picks out a coin and throws the bag right back at Trina.*
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I know. But, as I said, he's inconsiderate, jingoistic most of the time, and too mentally unstable to handle anything important.
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Tell Ba'al that it is in no way to determine those things. Some people might just not like Worffan, or Worffan himself might start the war accidently.
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I think it's about to... *Looks between Trina's rather voluptuous figure and the arguments of the crowd to the field, where the game is indeed starting.*
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Why thank you Trina. And if I may suggest something, perhaps you could have Ba'al call in a ... regent for Worffan? Give him some time until he knows the proper ways to conduct himself in public. *Rolls shoulders.* And without your influence. Drop him on a backwater planet and let him try and survive? Socially, not…
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Just trying to fix something that I have hated for an extremely long time.... *Shrugs.* That, and I have had it up to here with his beaming in randomly, without doing the proper etiquette or anything. Perhaps have better reign on your charge, please? Make him polite instead just getting f*cked and f*cking anyone up that…
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*The metal starts melting.* *In the aristocratic Austrian accent.*Having fun, Miss Trina? Austrian woman: The mere fact that I'm hearing this from you makes me hate my gender! Austrian man: I swear to God, this is the last straw! First I hear the Regime conquer everyone they meet, nearly killed my father and destroyed his…
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*Trina's hands meet extreme heat and start burning on contact,* Austrian: Do any of you want to do this!? Get f*cked by an evil, absentminded, teenager for money everyday?! Chinese: It's wrong!
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And so fun... I could do this for hours. Might even force Ba'al to change his contract...
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*Disguised voice.* Oh, so the Regime is SOOOOO powerful! It can't even help solve women's rights on it's own worlds! I can't give clothes to the poor! It's economy is so bad that women have to sell themselves to the government for money! Austrian: Tyrant! Ba'al is an uncaring tyrant! Chinese: Woman abusing, evil son of…
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*Disguised voice.* Put some clothes on 'em then, you misogynistic TRIBBLE! Other Austrian: F*ck off, woman abuser! Chinese: Sex Swaver! Austrian: Get a booth! Chinese: Go home! Most others: Let the women go! Sex slaver! Woman Abuser! Tyrant!
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*Still disguised voice.* Can't f*ck in public, you f*cking idiot! Take 'em to a strip joint, smoke a couple a joints or sometihn'! Get a damn room! *Several other Austrians and Chinese start cat calling as well, and some even go so far as to flick Worffan off in their respective cultures way.*
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*Disguising his voice to sound like an angry Austrian.* Take back to the f*ckin' house and f*ck 'em you idiot! Now get out of the damn way! *Hides his face beneath his hat.*