OOC: My character drunk is... not interesting. Plus a drunk Vega story... is sobering. Not really... funny? As this Mardi Gras scene is supposed to be?
OOC: Yup. Sooo.... alcohol filled montage of stripping and general bachelorette partying then bac to the ship? Sadly... Mardi Gras is a little too domestic and boring. Unless anyone has an idea?
Man: 'Kay! 'Kay! Got it! *He walks away.* OOC: According to canon, there's actually four Andorian genders... but for the sake of basic evolution and love interests, let's say they have the basic two and can reproduce with humans.
OOC: Really? Bad juju this is...:P Man: Well, where is he baby? I'm sure if he really loved you, he'd be here with you. *He smiles.* AMn: Maybe you wanna experience some real lovin', cher?
Oh! I remember, I did this weird charm thing that would notify me any time one of my... children... entered... this dimension... *Jaw drops.* GOD DAMN IT!
In the Future. *A man is slammed against the wall.* Older Kuntel: WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAUGHTER!? Man: Sir, pleas-ease. Just, just calm dow- Older Kuntel: CALM DOWN?! Are YOU telling ME to CALM DOWN when my only daughter has been kidnapped!?
Althan: Go ahead and try! *He smiles manically... before his throat is cut by a blinding fast flash, and blood squirts over Tara A.* Xi: You should never torture an opponent. Even when angry.