Kuntel: I do not! He wants to kill me because I'm a mage! *He looks behind him, seeing the farmer having given up.* Kuntel: Okay, we're good. *He sets Krystal down.*
*Kuntel smiles.* Kuntel: I'll make sure not to do it again. *There's yelling behind them.* Kuntel: Guy with scythe! RUN! *He sweeps Jade off her feet and rins with her.*
Kuntel: Exactly. At first you think 'Oh, look, I'm in a coma. Nothing I worry about can get in here!' and then the f*cking night terror comes, and you're even more freaked out because you don't know how the hell it's happening, as well as the night terror is about how your wife is being eaten by a god damn XENOMORPH! *He…