OOC: Okay, in Kaiserreich, Germany and Austria-Hungary won WWI, therefore causing France and Britain to go Socialist (This is where Kaiserreich history ends, and my own history begins). Hitler never happened, instead, the worst military dictator in that history was the Anarchist dictator that took over America.…
OOC: It's not the GAHE universe. Oh, SevenOfNine, let's clarify that. Have you ever played the Kaiserreich mod for Darkest Hour? Kuntel: Sh*t! No time for the next town, we have to hurry to the Danaan forest! *He starts walking down the road again.*
*Lodbrok slams her fist into Kodiak's face, picks her up, and pushes her against the wall.* Lodbrok: Do not think I'm talking sh*t about you, Jockey. Just telling truth. *She glares at Kodiak.*
Lodbrok: Ship Jockey, I have nearly died every mission I went on, have gone in with no plan A, let alone plans B, C, and D. I have had four men die on me, and made it back, I have had two men carry me back, had to have been traded for terrorists, then turn around and shoot them in the back. I have never failed a mission.…
Lodbrok: No need. It was a force half their size and they are a smart race. They know not to reveal all the cards up their sleeves. *She raises an eyebrow.* Lodbrok: Don't challenge me in strategy, Ship Jockey. You take orders, I made the best with a suggestion.
Kuntel: It's not uncharted territory. We can buy a chart in the next town. I'm not comparing sizes, I am suggesting a route of action. *He's using that 'Angry diplomat' tone of voice.* Kuntel: And what brand?
Lodbrok: It's a new race. I'm pretty sure that when the Feds met the Romulans, they believed you couldn't harness singularities for energy, or that cloaking tech was millennia off. *She rolls her eyes.* Lodbrok: You have no idea of their capabilities. Maybe they understand gravity better than we do, or can rip wholes in…
Kuntel: Like I would tell you Shadow, and give up any advantage I have. *He smiles sarcastically and leads them down the road.* *** *Raneson gets run into by a black lab with a rather rune laden collar.* Otto: WOOF!
Kuntel: Again, if all else fails, we all get killed because I'm a freakin' mage! *He crosses his arms and looks at Shadow.* Kuntel: You do realize that you can f*cking shift, right?