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*She sees the horrible, disgusting filth and slop that is Renaissance France.* Kuntel: Happy?
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Kuntel: Computer, Paris, France. The day before the Stormjng of the Bastile. *It takes a minute.* Cimputer: Enter when ready.
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Kuntel: Alright. Step out please.
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Kuntel: Rught before the Storming of the Bastille?
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Kuntel: Give me a place, and time. Or event.
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Kuntel: Computer, pause program. *The cowboy stops eerily.* Kuntel: You like it? Any suggestions?
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*She walks onto a train, when a cowboy bursts through the window, looks around, and points a gun at her.* Cowboy: On the ground! Now!
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*He closes the door.* Kuntel: Computer, Kuntel Program 024 Computer: Enter when ready.
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Kuntel: Okay, step out.
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*She walks right onto a cliff, that looks out over a turbulent ocean, rain clouds bursting with air.*
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Kuntel: Computer, activate Kuntel Program 004. Computer: Enter when ready.
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Kuntel: Sure, whatever you say. *He rolls his eyes, and then he stops outside the holodeck.*
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Kuntel: Possibly. *The door opens and he walks out of the lift.*
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Kuntel: Did you say 'I looked at your TRIBBLE'!?
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Kuntel: What!? I can't hear you! *He smiles at her, pointing his ear at her.*
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Kuntel: I'm happily married, thank you. *He smiles.*
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*She feels a hand come in and help her latch it tighter.* Kuntel: Better?
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*Kuntel turns around.* Kuntel: Not promising no peaks! *He smiles at Ezri.*
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Kuntel: Nope, never once let me down. *He smiles, then tosses the bra at Ellvat.* Kuntel: Would that fit?
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*He looks around, waiting for something, then sighs disappointedly.* Kuntel: The one time my son lets me down... *He shakes his head, then goes back to Ezri.* Kuntel: But you would never! You're my beautiful, smart girl!
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Kuntel: Sh! You might- *** *TRIBBLE sneezes in his sleep.* *** *Something disappears under Ellvat's shirt.* Kuntel: -Summon it.
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Kuntel: You're lucky TRIBBLE is asleep. He can do it too.
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Kuntel: Oh, when she sneezes, random bits clothes disappear. Like your bra. *He smiles.*
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Kuntel: The thing is, I can't teach you mine. You have to have... It's like a genetic trait. You can only use Chaos if you were born with it. *He shrugs.* Kuntel: I can always hypothesize with your magic.
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Kuntel: All depends. Maybe you'll be the first to figure it out. *He smiles at her, then kisses Ezri's face.* Kuntel: Oh, you're so cute! Could you do Daddy a favour and not do the thing you do to Ellvat? She might kill us all if you do...
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Kuntel: Oh, she gets all from her mother. *He tickles Baby Ezri some more, smiling. Then, he makes a little bunny out of air and it prances around Ezri.*
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*Kuntel smiles at her, then starts messing with Ezri.* Kuntel: Hi there, wittle gurl! How are you? *He smiles and tickles her*
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Kuntel: I sure as hell will watch out. Those things might bust out and smother us all! *He laughs as he gets in, and the Turbolift heads to the holodecks.*
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Kuntel: Well, I'm not used to them being that big, and I'm married so I have a pass. *He sticks his tongue out at her, then opens the turbolift door for her.*
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*Kuntel rolls his eyes and walks toward the turbolift.*