Ok this is not a recreation of Martin Luther King's speech but read on anway.
I had an interesting dream. In this dream I became a Starship captain. Commanding a Galaxy class Starship.
Well having checked in with Starfleet command and finding they had no assignments for me, I decided to take my ship for some eep space exlploration. I went to th very edge of uncharted space to see what I coudl find.
Well the first system I pull into has a asteroid outpost that is so glad I dropped by to check on them. Very kind of Starfleet to send someone. Huh? I am in deep space right? An area that has never seen a Federation ship. Why do these fools know me? Anyway as I am talking to them the Klingons show up and attack me. Wait a minute how did they get here? I am so far from Klingnon space they would have had to travel half the federation to get here. Sigh! I defeat them and move on.
So I warp out of there and head for the next unknown system my navigator can find. As I warp in my science officer is ever so excited. Apparently we have discovered a new Class M planet. Well this should be good righ? Well we beam down. My plant science department is going to have a field day. We've found the only planet in the entire galaxy with all plants and no animal species. After collecting 5 specimens of some plant life that could be communicatin with one another I decided to leave because frankly plants bore me. A whole new planet and I get stuck with doing botanical research. Glad I went to the academy for that.
Now I am getting a little frustrated but decided I will warp to yet another system my navigator has found. I warp in to an asteroid field to find my tactical officer telling me that Starfleet would like us to check out an abanoned base here. Double huh! How the heck does Starfleet know about an abaondoned base in a uncharted part of the Galaxy that supposedly know one has ever been in before. I check my calander thinking it's got to be April fools day. This has got to be a joke. Nope not a joke. Fine I will go look at the base.
So I get to a seeminly known base in a unknnown part of the universe. I am to investigatge why the federation reserach team has disappeared. A team that can't pssibly have been here in the frist place. then of course the Crinto show up. Declaring the base to be their's and I should get out. Their Captain acts is if he knows me. I haven't even heard of them before. Needless to say we get in a pitched ground battle. At one point some crazed Crinto charges me fired off two phaser pistols at once. Next thing I know I am waking up in sick bay. My doc telling me I should have known better to mess with the Crinto cause those dual wielders are known to one shot kill you. Gotta remember to find that guy and send him back to the old west on Earth he would do fine. So now I was one shotted by an enemy I never even knew existed.
After that I gave up and decided fighting the Borg was better for my health.
Note to self never go exploring againg it's not worh the ulcer.
That was my dream.
I want to explore but currently it's bad for my helath.:D
Comments
It's a tongue and cheek jab at exploration as it currently is. It's my personal issue with the game and one I will champion for as long as I can.