Your mommas so fat she has to purchase space on 3 transporter pads cause she can't fit on one comfortably and her space carrier wants to make sure she has room?
Yo mammas behind is so big everytime she passes gas, she creates her own warp bubble.
Yo mamma is so nasty that her crabs have started a interstellar spaceflight program
Yo mamma is so fat she a Pre-warp civilization living in her belly button
Yo momma so fat, you can slingshot around her and travel back in time!
Yo momma so ugly even a Breen helmet can't hide it!
Yo momma so dumb when she heard the tactical officer say "Enemy at 12 o' clock" she asked what to do 'til then!
Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the ship, she sits around the ship!
Yo momma so fat she has an orbiting starbase!
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Yo mammas behind is so big everytime she passes gas, she creates her own warp bubble.
yo mama so ugly the klingons worshiped her as a gawd and mashed up their foreheads to mimick her neck.
yo mama so fat the back of her neck look like a stack of photon torpedos
Yo mamma is so fat she a Pre-warp civilization living in her belly button
Yo momma so fat .... when she farts, she rips the space-time continuum.
Yo momma so fat ... she has to use transport enhancers as standard.
Yo momma so fat when she squeezes through the doors on a starship, they call out in pain and refuse to open-and-close again.
Yo mamma so ugly that your daddy invented the personal cloak just so he doesn't have to kiss her on the way out the door.
Yo momma got acne bad bro, popped a zit and next-thing-you-know the Romulans are homeless.
Yo momma so ugly even a Breen helmet can't hide it!
Yo momma so dumb when she heard the tactical officer say "Enemy at 12 o' clock" she asked what to do 'til then!
Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the ship, she sits around the ship!
Yo momma so fat she has an orbiting starbase!