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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Your mommas so fat she has to purchase space on 3 transporter pads cause she can't fit on one comfortably and her space carrier wants to make sure she has room?

    Yo mammas behind is so big everytime she passes gas, she creates her own warp bubble.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    yo mommas so fat, when she burps it creates a shockwave enough to destroy verything in a 30 Light year radius.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Yo mommas so fat AND so dumb, she ate a Fekhiri carrier because she thought it was a lobster.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    tough acts to follow

    yo mama so ugly the klingons worshiped her as a gawd and mashed up their foreheads to mimick her neck.

    yo mama so fat the back of her neck look like a stack of photon torpedos
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Yo momma's so fat, her gravity sucks in black holes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    yo momma is so fat and stupid she thought a probe was a cheese nibble.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Yo mamma is so nasty that her crabs have started a interstellar spaceflight program
    Yo mamma is so fat she a Pre-warp civilization living in her belly button
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    yo mamma so funky her crabs are tribbles.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    yo mama so fat she is where Crusher particles come from.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Yo momma is so fat she accounts for 90% of all the "weight" of space.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Yo momma so fat .... when she bends over in the shower several shuttles come in for docking.

    Yo momma so fat .... when she farts, she rips the space-time continuum.

    Yo momma so fat ... she has to use transport enhancers as standard.

    Yo momma so fat … when she squeezes through the doors on a starship, they call out in pain and refuse to open-and-close again.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Yo mama so fat the strain she put on the Replicator blew the Warp Core of her first posting.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Yo Mamma so ugly even a ferengi tell her to put her clothes back on
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    yo momma so backward she's created a time loop.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Yo momma is so old even her vulcan schoolfriends have been dead a 100 years.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Yo momma so fat that she is the Galactic Barrier.

    Yo mamma so ugly that your daddy invented the personal cloak just so he doesn't have to kiss her on the way out the door.

    Yo momma got acne bad bro, popped a zit and next-thing-you-know the Romulans are homeless.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Yo momma is so fat she's got a worse turn rate than a Galaxy-X.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Yo momma so fat, you can slingshot around her and travel back in time!
    Yo momma so ugly even a Breen helmet can't hide it!
    Yo momma so dumb when she heard the tactical officer say "Enemy at 12 o' clock" she asked what to do 'til then!
    Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the ship, she sits around the ship!
    Yo momma so fat she has an orbiting starbase!
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