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This game's just six missions long

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Disclaimer:
THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY IT IS NOT MEANT AS AN ACTUAL SYNOPSIS OF THE GAME (IE IT IS NOT A TROLL; NOT IS IT MEANT TO BASH THE GAME - I DO REALIZE IT IS NOT TRUE)


Sing to the tune of "(This Song's Just) Six Words Long" by Weird Al

This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long

Couldn't think of any content
No I never wrote the content
So I'll just repeat the content
That comes to mind, child

You really need code
Whole lotta working code
You gotta write so much working code, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child

This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long

I know that you're probably sore
'Cause I didn't program any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why I gotta repeat it

This game is just six missions long (six missions long)
This game is just six missions long (six missions long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To make this game, child

I gotta make content
at least 80 hours of precious content
Oh, how will I fill so much content, mm-mm
I'll throw in a fleet action, a fleet action, a fleet action
a fleet action, a fleet action here

This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long

This game's got nothin' to say
But I'm publishin it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good game here

Oh, you gotta have-a PVP
You need really addictive PVP
This game has got plenty of PVP
But just six missions, child

And so I'll play' em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again

This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long
This game is just six missions long

This game is just six missions long
It's just six missions long

Please dont troll (Yeah, I know that's a futile attempt)
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    The fact that ppl are posting starting with very visible disclamers that their post isn't negative or trolling as a result of Cryptic doing damage control...funny

    Your avatar...funny

    Your post/jingle...meh =p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    It was a like 2 min rewrite offa post from a while ago. I wasnt expecting giant applause, just got bored, an this came out.

    Well the disclaimer is cause I was hardcore anti Cryptic/Atari, but I came to the realization that if I wanna be able to TALK on the forums Id need to change my stance. Its the whole being punk/metal type headbanger guy with a 3 ft bright yellow mohawk, 9 earrings, 3 showable tats, then realizing you need a job. I believe its called growing up by some.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    This is 10 Forward worthy.

    STO discussion worthy? not so much :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I've done at least 10 missions, personally.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    NinetyNine wrote:
    I've done at least 10 missions, personally.

    Please note the purposefully capitalized AND bolded
    Disclaimer:
    THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY IT IS NOT MEANT AS AN ACTUAL SYNOPSIS OF THE GAME (IE IT IS NOT A TROLL; NOT IS IT MEANT TO BASH THE GAME - I DO REALIZE IT IS NOT TRUE)
    part.
    Unless you were just trolling of course

    as for 10 forward, Ill ask for a mod to move it
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I think it was very funny you made my day, sir.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Unless you were just trolling of course

    I can't even tell anymore.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Diella wrote:
    I think it was very funny you made my day, sir.

    hey thanks!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    OP - have you ever considered the career of cantina band leader or singer? ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    *Tom Hanks raises his hand*

    Tom-"I don't get it"

    Boss-"What don't you get"

    Tom-"What funny about that song"

    Boss-"It is a parady"

    *Tom Hanks raises his hand*

    Boss-"WHAT!"

    Tom-"I don't get it"

    Boss-"What! What don't you get??"

    Tom-"What's funny about that?"

    ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Pyryck wrote:
    OP - have you ever considered the career of cantina band leader or singer? ;)

    THAT would be funny to RP with my Jem'Hadar guy
    out of character, not that Ive set a character for how I plan on playing him, but I seriously think singing and dancing would be out of it lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    THAT would be funny to RP with my Jem'Hadar guy
    out of character, not that Ive set a character for how I plan on playing him, but I seriously think singing and dancing would be out of it lol

    Oh, ****. I just realized who you are and that it is actually your song. Consider my comments revoked.

    Also, ffs, stop changing avatars people.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    NinetyNine wrote:
    Oh, ****. I just realized who you are and that it is actually your song. Consider my comments revoked.

    Also, ffs, stop changing avatars people.

    I didnt think my "its just good business" avatar was appropriat after re-reading an old post anmd deciding Id been being an TRIBBLE
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010

    HUM to the tune of "(This Song's Just) Six Words Long" by Weird Al

    Why bother writing words if you want us to hum :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Excellent stuff :) Someone needs to make it into a video like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo&fmt=37 Call it the Cryptic Song :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Alphane wrote:
    Why bother writing words if you want us to hum :p

    Editted OP to sing lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    OP, Wierd Al's song is a parody of "Got My Mind Set On You." Probably should list the original song in there so more people will know the tune.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    QBird wrote: »
    OP, Wierd Al's song is a parody of "Got My Mind Set On You." Probably should list the original song in there so more people will know the tune.

    Who was it lol I remember hearing it just not who sings it, thats why I went with Weird Al
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Who was it lol I remember hearing it just not who sings it, thats why I went with Weird Al

    The most popular version is sung by George Harrison after The Bealtes were no more.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    QBird wrote: »
    The most popular version is sung by George Harrison after The Bealtes were no more.

    Most people refer to that as "the inconsequential years".
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