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Ask the noobiest of questions

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2010 in Ten Forward
As the title says, I want you guys to ask the noobiest of questions. No matter how bizarre. I will start first.

How do you horn?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Where is Sulu??:D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    holypain wrote: »
    Where is Sulu??:D

    Who is Sulu? :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    How do I make money?

    Answer: Get a job!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Where is Memory Alpha?

    Where is Admiral Quinns office?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    How I mine fish?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    How do you move in space?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    How do I get a ship?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    NWAMSR wrote:
    How do you move in space?

    Finally, someone actually posted a very nooby question. Here have a cookie.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Where did those tribbles come from?
    :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Why am I on fire this time?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    JonathanMax wrote:
    Finally, someone actually posted a very nooby question. Here have a cookie.

    Alright! Cookie! YEAH BABY!

    Thank you for the snack. It was yummy... very yummy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    What do devs do?

    answer: apparently not much in this company.

    What is an MMORPG?

    answer: Not STO!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Oh Vash, your hilarity knows no end. I'm talking about the anime character, not the poster above, he just thinks he's being funny.

    How bout this question:

    What does the starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

    - Both circle Uranus in search of klingons


    Okay, not game related, I'm bored okay... EQ2 is definitely not as cool as STO.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    If Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Archer were males, why was Janeway lost in space?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Who invented the term "Sol" first?

    (I have heard this and heard some crazy stuff like it came from anime or some other stuff. Do people not take basic physical science in grade school anymore?)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Desdecardo wrote: »
    Who invented the term "Sol" first?

    (I have heard this and heard some crazy stuff like it came from anime or some other stuff. Do people not take basic physical science in grade school anymore?)

    Nope.

    Hypothenese.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Punkwasher wrote: »
    Oh Vash, your hilarity knows no end. I'm talking about the anime character, not the poster above, he just thinks he's being funny.

    How bout this question:

    What does the starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

    - Both circle Uranus in search of klingons


    Okay, not game related, I'm bored okay... EQ2 is definitely not as cool as STO.

    Love and Peace.. Love and Peace.. :D

    nice joke btw.

    Not trying to be funny just severely frustrated with the quality of the game on release.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    it's all good, dude. I haven't had any issues, but my computer isn't called elite for no reason.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    All your base are belong to who?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Why do I always get booted at "Retrieving Maps"? *cries*
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    "Why can't my cruiser have a better turn rate?"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Where is Earth Spacedock? (While the n00b is asking in the Earth Spacedock zone chat.)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    What do I do with all these anomalies I keep finding?

    (This is spelled, and punctuated much better than the form it can be found in on Zone chat)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Punkwasher wrote: »
    it's all good, dude. I haven't had any issues, but my computer isn't called elite for no reason.

    The issues arent with my machine the game runs fine.. just the quality of the game in general.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    What is Star Trek and where can i get my lightsaber
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    How come my ctrl-alt-delete button combo doesn't get me the easter egg I was promsied in chat? All that happens is my computer re-boots, what gives?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Why do the devs never respond to my hate mail?
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