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What would you say to your BO's

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2010 in Builds, Powers, and Game Mechanics
If you had one thing to tell each of your BO's (not cryptic), what would it be?

T'prun: I thought you knew martial arts! Stop standing there while I shoot!
Adeline: I know you're not Scotty, but my shields...!
Utiata: Ok, I'll take some R&R
Tarah: Yay, 'nade spam!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    FFS stop asking me when to fire and balance my shields :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "Yo, Nola, f'king heal me when I say so, stupid TRIBBLE"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    to all of them

    When I say run I MEAN RUN.

    not stop heal yourself then run

    but RUN run like the real borg are trying to hug you
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    bigduckie wrote:
    to all of them

    When I say run I MEAN RUN.

    not stop heal yourself then run

    but RUN run like the real borg are trying to hug you

    Haha, "We are the Borg. You will be assim- hugged"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    That's Ma'am to you! :p STOP Calling me Sir *#$%
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Put that tribble down and get back to work
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    "Is it really that difficult not to walk into that little thing sticking out from the wall?"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Is transferring power to auxiliary really all you know how to do Shenan? SHIELDS LADY, SHIELDS! Without shields there will be no power to transfer to your precious auxiliary!
    (I have got to get her skill switched as soon as possible) ;)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Hmm... I have to say... I wonder why only captains can carry 2 weapons. My BO's are slackers!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I don't know if I can say it in public. ;)


    (it's an all female crew...hey it's lonely out in space)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    For the missions (like Briar Patch) where Full Impulse is disabled...

    T'Paik: Full impulse power.
    Harper: No, sir! You have Genesis... you could have whatever you-
    T'Paik: [grabs by the collar and leans forward] FULL POWER!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Thyriss, you are not a Klingon, dear. *yanks the Andorian back to join the rest of the group*

    And don't you two start! *eyes the two Klingon members of her away team*

    Oh, and by the way, Thyriss, I think we need to see an opthamologist, because WTH was with you with those shots againt the Gorn today? Fire UP their ^$^es, not PAST them! No. Warning. Shots. GOT IT?

    Yes, yes, Yugi, I know. You could do so much better. Uh, no. You're staying on the Away team and that's that. I...don't give me that look. Klingon honor, yes, yes, yes, but YOU couldn't hit the broad side of a targ in space. Heck, you can barely do it on the ground with a rifle with autotarget! And you, Chuk, why were you trying to PET the thing that tried to kill me?

    And Lilril, you're an absolute treasure, and I love you to death, but...next time Thyriss runs out to melee the Klingon Swordmaster, please don't go into "I can save you!" mode.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    These are pretty funny.

    I'm about to head to bed but here's a little funny thing that happened when I started handing out stuff at the end of a mission. We were inside a shuttle bay, Klingon's gone, their CPT dead. I call them forward and they take a knee.

    Me - "Alright boys...and girl. Time to replenish your devices! Line up and show me what you are missing."
    Me - "Good job Ensign. Here's a hypospray for you ensign..."
    Me - "No food? Here's some... Rock Stew? ....for you ensign..."
    Me - "Ok, lemme count those...Corsa! What do you MEAN you went through 5 frellin large shield packs!?!?"
    Corsa - "But, they were after us CPT!"
    Me - "Poppy TRIBBLE Nonsense Corsa....FIVE OF THEM?!?!"
    Corsa - "Sorry Sir, won't happen again."
    Me - "That's RIGHT because all you get from now on is a tribble. Catch!"
    Corsa - "Eek! What do I do with this CPT?"
    Me - "Stroke 'em real nice and he might make you happy...now bugger off!"

    So we sit and wait while I dig around in my inventory some more and whaddya know... Corsa has this tribble out and starts petting it. The little critter started shrieking out of control! I laughed so hard. It sounded much different than when a human picks them up and pets them. Hilarious.

    Thanks for reading.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    "Here, have some Right Guard".
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    To all my crew: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY PRESS 2 buttons max?!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    i got nothing to say to them, just the emote on my forum avatar
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'm really not sure why, but I really enjoyed reading that
    Turboxide wrote: »
    These are pretty funny.

    I'm about to head to bed but here's a little funny thing that happened when I started handing out stuff at the end of a mission. We were inside a shuttle bay, Klingon's gone, their CPT dead. I call them forward and they take a knee.

    Me - "Alright boys...and girl. Time to replenish your devices! Line up and show me what you are missing."
    Me - "Good job Ensign. Here's a hypospray for you ensign..."
    Me - "No food? Here's some... Rock Stew? ....for you ensign..."
    Me - "Ok, lemme count those...Corsa! What do you MEAN you went through 5 frellin large shield packs!?!?"
    Corsa - "But, they were after us CPT!"
    Me - "Poppy TRIBBLE Nonsense Corsa....FIVE OF THEM?!?!"
    Corsa - "Sorry Sir, won't happen again."
    Me - "That's RIGHT because all you get from now on is a tribble. Catch!"
    Corsa - "Eek! What do I do with this CPT?"
    Me - "Stroke 'em real nice and he might make you happy...now bugger off!"

    So we sit and wait while I dig around in my inventory some more and whaddya know... Corsa has this tribble out and starts petting it. The little critter started shrieking out of control! I laughed so hard. It sounded much different than when a human picks them up and pets them. Hilarious.

    Thanks for reading.
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