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The Top Reasons the Server is Down...(everybody join in)

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Well, since we're down again...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Chani_Faith wrote:
    I have been away for most of the day. How long has the server been down this time? lol

    since yesterday
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    The main reason i-SHUT UP, WESLEY!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    :eek:The NPC's on the server were tired of getting PWND and the server qq'd.:eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Isn't it obvious? Bioware paid them to take the server down to boost sales of Mass Effect 2, which just HAPPENED to have just been released.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    sharing hardware with champions online
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Server overload and waiting for new server to be delivered?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    they're sharing servers with CO. <end>
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    They turned on the Genesis program but it created too many planets and actually created it's own mini galaxy in Cryptics office which not only melted their equipment but also their faces
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Shes given all she's got!!!

    And it just wasnt enough...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    I'M A DOCTOR NOT A DEV.....:mad::eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Since the servers are down again!

    Number 4:

    While Data was not sentient enough to be declared "a man" by Starfleet. The California legislators did (mainly because of they wanted to keep Skynet happy). Now all servers get 4 hours breaks every 12 hours.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "damn it people we are doctors not engineers!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    1) The heroes and villains from Champions Online have allied and invaded the Star Trek Online server. Cryptic are currently waging a war to restore order. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Im gunna hafta go with number 5 it made me LOL. Probably cause it might actually be true.....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Because the sever reported it was having memory leaks the Dev team all rushed out to get buckets.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Overloaded the power inverters
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Forgot to bounce the graviton particle beam off the main diflector dish
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    They ran out of plutonium for the flux capacitor.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    old fashioned dev incompetence?

    or how about tight fisted accountants who didn't allow more servers to be bought, thus all the crashes in head start. Scared for launch.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    the network manager fell asleep on the desktop and hit ctrl alt del with hes face.
    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    It's to slow people down so that they don't finish the game too quickly.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Tribbles bred in too many of the servers stopping up the vents and causing the fans to stall.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    the devs are slowing the game on purpose so that when it does go up and has no problems they can be called 'miracle workers' like good ol' drunken Mr. Scott.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    The Orion Syndicate raided the offices and stole all the Dilithium used to pwer the generator.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    forgot to monitor the game while they went and gorged on Del Taco?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    The cleaner unplugged the server to plug in their floor polisher.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Gerpanzerte wrote:
    They only had the servers they bought on a thirty day lease :(

    Yea they should build there OWN!!! yea get better equipment!! and its way cheeper!! and more reliable!!:confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    its never down, it's just LOADING...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Outside the Star Trek Universe, Scotty can't magically fix everything.
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