Nexa: Ohhh is that one an eldar? I thought she was a member of your team. *she looks surprised* I don't really see why she would be hostile. *she looks back at Valendria: You're near federation space in the milky way galaxy. The only Imperium I've ever heard of is run by a crazy wolf man. And I'm assuming from your attitude towards aliens and the fact that you aren't part animal that you aren't related to them. I'm Nexa, and this is my ship.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Grenadier Major: We are of the Imperium of mankind! You will fall when reinforcements come. And they lie about the milky way! The imperium holds it! The crown of Holy Terra glimmering from the astronomicon in the warp!
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(Obviously. Dude he Is literly brainwashed into believing what he's saying. He's a cog in the machine. Making a point with how stupid he sounds. Nothing he is saying is anything I believe)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
(what gets me is...if even just TWO of the factions the imperium has fought against in the past would team up, they would lose SO FAST that their precious 'holy emperor' wouldn't even have time to wonder 'what the hell just happened?'...that's how precarious their hold is - the fact that everyone is fighting everyone else is the only reason they survive)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nexa: Enough! Both of you two stop. As long as you are on my ship consider this a temporary truce. You're both injured so I'm sure that until you're fully healed fighting would be a bad idea. Besides this is a neutral ship with nothing to do with either of your factions, so I'm sure this is the best place to temporarily not try to kill each other.
valendria: i could care less whos ship this is, i am an inquisitor of the ordo hereticus and i will not be denied my due now step aside xenos or be cut do- *she stops abruptly falling to one knee* d-damnit all..... *grunts in pain*
eldar female: oh look the inquisitor fumbled, im not surprised you mon'keigh are always talk. *the eldar sits up holding her side, with her helmet sitting on the bed. her facial features are sleek and unnaturally beautiful as she looks between the people present in the room, her long red hair falling down on her back and shoulders. on her forhead is an odd looking tattoo symbolizing something of an unknown language.* all you cause is problems with your hatred of everything, even yourselves!
valendria: shut it witch! *she grunts again*
"The rains have ceased and we are graced with another beautiful day. but you are not here to see it."
Nexa: *she blushes at the beauty of the eldar woman* Listen, you can be the high inquisition, but that doesn't stop that you're injure. Understand? *she moves to help Valendria* Now get back on the biobed before you open your wound again.
valendria: what..... is this, you xenos are always the same.... what is this kindness.....
eldar female: *crosses her arms and legs at the same time* we "xenos" arent all bad its your stupid imperium that's brainwashed you people and the biggest contributor being the very organization that you're so high ranking in.
valendria: no get out of my head damnable xenos! *she pushes nexa away stumbling onto the bed.*
eldar female: do i look like a farseer to you? you as an inquisitor are tasked with spreading your xeno fear mongering, besides i can feel it we arnt even in our milky way. your corpse emperor has no power over here.
"The rains have ceased and we are graced with another beautiful day. but you are not here to see it."
Nexa: What you've never seen kindness before? I'm here to help you. *after she is pushed away she comes back, helping Valendria get up onto the bed in the correct position* Here in this milky way, there's a lot of nice people just trying to get by.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(but most people don't actually have to deal with any of that precisely BECAUSE of those major powers...it's not like this is a war-torn galaxy like star wars, mass effect, starcraft or W40K; even with cryptic, for all the constant fighting they keep bringing up, the worst the milky way has seen was the iconian war, and that only lasted a few months
wait...when did the BORG become a smaller threat than the hur'q? they're STILL a major threat, because it only takes them one assimilation to go from the brink of defeat to the force of nature they were 50 years ago)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Grenadier Major: you think the eldar are innocent. The ones who kidnap entire colonies and torture them to death. They do the most obscene things. Not only to others but themselves. I will be free of this soon. So either you can help me and I spare you. Or I get free and give you all the Emperor's peace.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(If you wanna make snide comments feel free to make them in character. There are a number of situations you can find yourself in)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Nexa: I wasn't specifically talking about the eldar I was talking about how you were waving a gun at my doctors and medics. And I can put the quarantine field up again if you're going to misbehave.
Nexa: Listen, Pretty Eldar lady. Please stop antagonizing her and calling her monkey. Okay? Maybe you'll have an easier time convincing her if you aren't insulting her in every sentence.
Grenadier Major: oh what am I supposed to do when I'm magically abducted from my ship with no consent or warning, surrounded by possible hostiles. And you dont even have the honor to let me have a dignified death. If you're going to hold me here either let me do the deed myself or space me like you said you would!
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(Nothing like what he experienced. There is teleportation but it works much differently and most of the time its psionics that do it)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
(Just space the man I guess. Or let him off himself. No point now.)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Comments
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
eldar female: filthy mon'keigh! you steal our relic and expect us not to respond!
valendria: silence xenos! i will remove that head from its shoulders!
eldar female: oh look the inquisitor fumbled, im not surprised you mon'keigh are always talk. *the eldar sits up holding her side, with her helmet sitting on the bed. her facial features are sleek and unnaturally beautiful as she looks between the people present in the room, her long red hair falling down on her back and shoulders. on her forhead is an odd looking tattoo symbolizing something of an unknown language.* all you cause is problems with your hatred of everything, even yourselves!
valendria: shut it witch! *she grunts again*
eldar female: *crosses her arms and legs at the same time* we "xenos" arent all bad its your stupid imperium that's brainwashed you people and the biggest contributor being the very organization that you're so high ranking in.
valendria: no get out of my head damnable xenos! *she pushes nexa away stumbling onto the bed.*
eldar female: do i look like a farseer to you? you as an inquisitor are tasked with spreading your xeno fear mongering, besides i can feel it we arnt even in our milky way. your corpse emperor has no power over here.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
wait...when did the BORG become a smaller threat than the hur'q? they're STILL a major threat, because it only takes them one assimilation to go from the brink of defeat to the force of nature they were 50 years ago)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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Reina: come on Krys, we need to hurry up. *she pulls Krystal along once they're ready*