Nick: What i was about to get is probably so obscure the only programming for it is on my ship's replicators and on my gauntlet... and my gauntlet can sync with certain computer systems so i can enjoy my weird dishes wherever i go... it's a complicated thing to explain... I just wanted my weird food dish... guess whenever we find my gauntlet...
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Nick: That works.... The dish is Deer-Heart Tacos with sweet-corn, sour cream, and Bloody mary salsa... and while i wait for that... *Looks at the replicator* I'm gonna take a bowl of fried tortilla chips and Wasabi Guacamole to dip them in. if you have that kinda guac... if not I can wait for the data transfer to have that too...
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Nick: Which part... the deer heart or the Wasabi Guacamole... *Gets his bowl of Tortilla chips* Like i wanna say the deer heart but you never know.... could be both for all i know... *Sets the bowl down and takes out a PADD, the Tepes confirming and beginning the short data transfer moments later*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Nick: Eh, at least the Wasabi Guac sounds more normal. and it mixes well with the avocado when you're making it. It replaces regular ingredients like jalapenos... Much hotter and unbelievably good... *Walks over to the Replicator, getting the rest of his meal* at least you didn't question the bloody mary salsa. *Chuckles, taking his food and sitting down* the name of the salsa is just for show. its just a regular salsa with horseradish and a small bit of Worcestershire sauce mixed in.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
(uh...that's not that obscure...i would think the replicator would have patterns for EVERY part of thousands of animals, not just the parts most humans usually eat today - and they ARE capable of build-it-your-way, like burger king
nick could've just asked for the taco as stated and then asked for the beef to be replaced with chopped (i assume?) deer heart
also, by now...the thing is going to have WAY more than just klingon options for foreign choices
and WHERE'S THAT DAMN INTEL AND/OR TERRAN FLEET?!)
*alex raises an eye while working through another burrito* deer heart tacos? that's new - never heard anyone eating those before
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
kiena: its ok...you're a lot nicer then the people that usually come here, and i do have a menu if you are all interested.
the menu consists of:
Drinks
Bespin Port- A sweet port native to Bespin
Breath of Heaven- The Galaxy's most potent firewater
Corellian Ale- Has a sweet flavor and a medium weight body
Corellian Brandy- There is no Brandy more flavorful and savory than Corellian Brandy. made with real Corellian fruits
Durindfire- A rare beverage that lights up with a phosphorescent glow when exposed to oxygen
Elshandruu Pica Thundercloud- Strongest drink in the galaxy!
Flameout- Strange reactionary drink, burns the tongue while freezing the throat
Mandalorian wine- best mando papuur'gal you'll find in the city
Mandallian Narcolethe- Made by the Mandallian Giants, favored by members of the Death Watch!
Ne'tra gal- Good ol' Black ale made in house
Starshine Surprise- Best for unintended blackout stargazing
T'illa-T'iil- Sparkling wine. Triple filtered, triple carbonated
Vasarian Brandy- Sweet, made from the rare fruits and berries of Talus
--Non-Alcoholic Drinks--
Lopez Drinks
Ruby Bliel
Spiced Tea
Food
Crispic- A fried snack roll filled with meat
Karkan Ribenes- Slow cooked meat ribs
Gruuvan Shaal- seasoned lizard meat and vegetables on a wooden spit
Tiingilar- A spicy mandalorian casserole made with a blend of meat, vegetables and spices
Trimpian- Sliced meat served in a seasoned miasra sauce
Scrimpi- a spicy meat dish
Deep-Fried Nuna Legs- Self explanatory
--Desserts--
Uj'alayi- made of crushed nuts, dried fruits, and uj'ayl syrup. a Mandalorian favorite!
"The rains have ceased and we are graced with another beautiful day. but you are not here to see it."
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Ethrit: I wonder if Corellian brandy is still just as good as when I last had it. *He looks thoughtful*
***
Seventeen: I figured it had something to do with the drink.
Jessica: Well Rose has decided to sit this out so I guess we should get going soon. Seventeen have your ship go to these coordinates. *hands her a padd* that's where we'll cross over.
(Well the pattern is his... as in its a scan of something he himself cooked and would trust more than whatever the replicator would spit out at him. Especially since deer heart can be tough to cook since it cooks really fast.)
Nick: they're pretty good. You wanna try one?
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Briana: Wow... all this sounds pretty good... So uhhh... one thing before we order... Can we discuss payment? We don't have money, and yes, i know that sounds really bad but we've been on an expedition and we only have some rare valuables to trade. *Opens her hand, showing a small emerald in the palm of her hand* would you be able to take this as payment or is there somewhere we can exchange this?
(Also saving stuff with the terran intel for now since we're about to go on the mission)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
(well, what do i do until then? alex is semi-locked down until the rescue actually gets underway, rakesh and republic!matt won't show up until the hur'q and matt is a puppy, so i need kayla for any interaction with him at present, until his brain fixes itself)
alex: sure - wanna burrito in exchange? fair warning - it has a ghost pepper/carolina reaper hybrid sauce
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: You had me at Burrito. you only made everything sound a thousand times better with mentioning ghost pepper and Carolina reaper. *Slides his plate close to alex so he can commence the exchange of food*
(not sure... could send spies after the group in M-33.... well after they get their drinks and food or something... )
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*he snags one of the deerheart tacos and places it on his plate, then slides the plate back to nick* it's been a while since i've eaten something's heart; i'm sure you probably know, but several ancient cultures on earth used to believe - and some surviving ones today might STILL believe - that consuming a heart would confer the strength of whatever creature it had come from upon the one that consumed it
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: *nods, picking up the burrito and taking a bit, swallowing it with some tears in his eyes. he chuckles* Hey, this is pretty good.... as for the deer heart, It tastes good and is an underutilized ingredient. It has a lot of flavor and when I used to hunt, many hunters i knew would leave the heart and everything else they didn't think they could use. Trim the fat off and cook it for a minute or so depending on how its cut, and it's an amazing delectable dish. the inspiration for eating it is less from the cultures that believe on gaining strength and power from the heart, and more on the cultures that would use almost every part of the animal they hunted to show respect for the animal's life.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*Jessica sighs and starts playing tetris on the wrist computer of her MACO suit*
Jessica: When we get there insert this chip it contains necessary data on how we can jump to their universe. *she hands a chip to Seventeen* It requires very precise calculations otherwise we could win up somewhere we don't want to be.
Seventeen: Got it. I'll have my second officer let me know when we're shifting over. *the ship arrives soon after and the T'laru's deflector automatically begins projecting a dimensional tear for them and Seventeen orders them through it. Once they're in the mirror universe the T'laur engages its cloak*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*aex chows down on the taco, devouring it in a few bites* yeah, definitely a interesting flavour...i should start eating hearts again *his ears then perk up* i think we're preparing for dimensional crossing
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: I suppose we are.... *pats the chainsword strapped to his back before continuing to eat the burrito*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*alex also pushes over the large pitcher of milk and a glass, which he had replicated with the burrito* you look like you could use this *he smirks, indicating nick's watering eyes*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: I'm good. its part of the experience *Chuckles as he starts to eat his tacos with the burrito out of the way, taking some chips and guac every now and then*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*alex gets to his feet, quickly wolfing down the final burrito on the plate and gulping down an entire glass of milk after it before gathering the refuse up for recycling* that's our cue *he says, somewhat hoarsely from the burning in his mouth*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: *Stands up, scarfing down the rest of his food eagerly. leaving the bowl of chips and guac for his return* Lets go. *Coughs a bit, silently enduring the heat from the delicious hell burrito*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Seventeen: I've got good news. The intel drones we launched are picking up a strange signal appearing to be in more code coming from a station deeper in the sector. Our cloak should protect use but we'll be deep enough that it would be a lot of trouble if we get caught.
Comments
Jessica: Stay safe Rose... *she sounds worried* We'll be back soon okay?
Seventeen: That sounds worse than Gagh! *she has her comms officer request the data transfer on the replicator recipes*
nick could've just asked for the taco as stated and then asked for the beef to be replaced with chopped (i assume?) deer heart
also, by now...the thing is going to have WAY more than just klingon options for foreign choices
and WHERE'S THAT DAMN INTEL AND/OR TERRAN FLEET?!)
*alex raises an eye while working through another burrito* deer heart tacos? that's new - never heard anyone eating those before
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
kiena: its ok...you're a lot nicer then the people that usually come here, and i do have a menu if you are all interested.
the menu consists of:
Drinks
Bespin Port- A sweet port native to Bespin
Breath of Heaven- The Galaxy's most potent firewater
Corellian Ale- Has a sweet flavor and a medium weight body
Corellian Brandy- There is no Brandy more flavorful and savory than Corellian Brandy. made with real Corellian fruits
Durindfire- A rare beverage that lights up with a phosphorescent glow when exposed to oxygen
Elshandruu Pica Thundercloud- Strongest drink in the galaxy!
Flameout- Strange reactionary drink, burns the tongue while freezing the throat
Mandalorian wine- best mando papuur'gal you'll find in the city
Mandallian Narcolethe- Made by the Mandallian Giants, favored by members of the Death Watch!
Ne'tra gal- Good ol' Black ale made in house
Starshine Surprise- Best for unintended blackout stargazing
T'illa-T'iil- Sparkling wine. Triple filtered, triple carbonated
Vasarian Brandy- Sweet, made from the rare fruits and berries of Talus
--Non-Alcoholic Drinks--
Lopez Drinks
Ruby Bliel
Spiced Tea
Food
Crispic- A fried snack roll filled with meat
Karkan Ribenes- Slow cooked meat ribs
Gruuvan Shaal- seasoned lizard meat and vegetables on a wooden spit
Tiingilar- A spicy mandalorian casserole made with a blend of meat, vegetables and spices
Trimpian- Sliced meat served in a seasoned miasra sauce
Scrimpi- a spicy meat dish
Deep-Fried Nuna Legs- Self explanatory
--Desserts--
Uj'alayi- made of crushed nuts, dried fruits, and uj'ayl syrup. a Mandalorian favorite!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Seventeen: I figured it had something to do with the drink.
Jessica: Well Rose has decided to sit this out so I guess we should get going soon. Seventeen have your ship go to these coordinates. *hands her a padd* that's where we'll cross over.
Nick: they're pretty good. You wanna try one?
****************
Briana: Wow... all this sounds pretty good... So uhhh... one thing before we order... Can we discuss payment? We don't have money, and yes, i know that sounds really bad but we've been on an expedition and we only have some rare valuables to trade. *Opens her hand, showing a small emerald in the palm of her hand* would you be able to take this as payment or is there somewhere we can exchange this?
(Also saving stuff with the terran intel for now since we're about to go on the mission)
***
*The T'laru goes to warp heading to the coordinates which aren't too far away, somewhat near Tzenkethi space*
alex: sure - wanna burrito in exchange? fair warning - it has a ghost pepper/carolina reaper hybrid sauce
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(not sure... could send spies after the group in M-33.... well after they get their drinks and food or something... )
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Jessica: When we get there insert this chip it contains necessary data on how we can jump to their universe. *she hands a chip to Seventeen* It requires very precise calculations otherwise we could win up somewhere we don't want to be.
Seventeen: Got it. I'll have my second officer let me know when we're shifting over. *the ship arrives soon after and the T'laru's deflector automatically begins projecting a dimensional tear for them and Seventeen orders them through it. Once they're in the mirror universe the T'laur engages its cloak*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"