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  • gazurtoidgazurtoid Member Posts: 423 Arc User
    I so want this to be permanent. :) Thanks for making the game more fun.

    It might be - I think the cost of getting the rights for the Steppenwolfe song ate up all of this year's audio budget, so they have had to make cuts. We'd better get used to it
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  • ronterprise#4195 ronterprise Member Posts: 28 Arc User
    hats off to all involved, this is bloody hilarious :D:D
  • lighte007lighte007 Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    I would love an option in the sound options for the A.S. System.
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  • betanembetanem Member Posts: 122 Arc User
    I love this cryptic, this is the best april fools joke ever for a game.
  • saurializardsaurializard Member Posts: 4,385 Arc User
    One thing for sure, STO loves its "NIPS!".
    #TASforSTO
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  • chipito1chipito1 Member Posts: 12 Arc User
    >:)>:)>:)
    Now I understand why the game is not repaired.
    It's more important to do these TRIBBLE
    Meanwhile all the ships that separate the saucers are broken
    New romulus does not work
    And still more
    But not that not
    Well, congratulations on not doing anything productive
    :'(:'(:'(
  • gazurtoidgazurtoid Member Posts: 423 Arc User
    edited April 2017
    chipito1 wrote: »
    >:)>:)>:)
    Now I understand why the game is not repaired.
    It's more important to do these ****
    Meanwhile all the ships that separate the saucers are broken
    New romulus does not work
    And still more
    But not that not
    Well, congratulations on not doing anything productive
    :'(:'(:'(

    You realise the people who work on the audio for STO almost certainly have nothing to do with any of these gameplay bugs?

    Its like complaining that the IT guys in your company had a party, when they should have been fixing the elevators. Its just not their area.
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  • queenofthelichtqueenofthelicht Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    I love it. I Know April fools day. I had got some real good laughs about this. I really hope I stays as an option for now end then to use.
  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    Awwww, no "do a barrel roll" by Geko when activating "Rock and Roll". :'(

    Really need a George Takei's "oh my!" in there somewhere...
  • unotetsuunotetsu Member Posts: 660 Arc User
    We've made some changes to the in game audio, Captains. They're not just going to change the game. They'll change your life.

    Full details here:
    http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/10453933

    Yes, but is it organic, i can only hear organic sounds or my ear break out in a rash.
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  • thelematikerthelematiker Member Posts: 39 Arc User
    12/10. Still laughing. Pew!
  • rezkingrezking Member Posts: 1,109 Arc User
    edited April 2017
    I thought I was TRIBBLE (the target of a malware attack).
    So, why wasn't the original Klingon ship voice re-enabled?
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  • bobbydazlersbobbydazlers Member Posts: 4,534 Arc User
    edited April 2017
    I realise you wanted to do something for April fools day but you guys have way to much time on your hands if you can afford to waste it on putting this garbage in the game.
    a simple windup news article for some preposterous game item that does not exist would have sufficed, as in "go to DS9 and search for the (non existant) xxxxxxxx NPC and when you find him he will give you a mission that will award you with a free borg cube" or some such prank, cant you just imagine all the players flocking to DS9 and searching furiously for the NPC to get their free cube mission.

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  • jaredza#2872 jaredza Member Posts: 80 Arc User
    Awwww, no "do a barrel roll" by Geko when activating "Rock and Roll". :'(

    Really need a George Takei's "oh my!" in there somewhere...

    Would be cool if that came up when we clicked emergency power to weapons.

  • starshipserenitystarshipserenity Member Posts: 54 Arc User
    Bravo!
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    Against lightning's fury and thunder's scorn /
    Only through fire is order forged /
    WIth vibrant glory /
    A sword
    =/\=

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  • altlexingtonaltlexington Member Posts: 49 Arc User
    All my worldly problems seem so small now :D
    I thought of two good ones, when entering a match have WOPR say "Would You Like To Play A Game"...(Wargames movie reference)
    Or when entering your ship interior hear HAL9000 saying "Hello Dave, I know everything hasn't been alright with me but I can assure you now that everything will be ok from now on"...., omg there are so many HAL9000 one's "There's a fault in the AE something or other Unit"
  • jaredza#2872 jaredza Member Posts: 80 Arc User
    All in all I think this was a very well done little surprise, 10/10.
  • tenderbitstenderbits Member Posts: 117 Arc User
    MAAAAAPS!, zoooooom
  • slycereslycere Member Posts: 30 Arc User
    Question: is the wood and craftsmanship for the artisanal sonification speaker system locally sourced?

    Always. We'll be shipping replacement speakers to your houses soon.

    That is so 21st century, couldn't you just beam them over?
  • lizharperlizharper Member Posts: 21 Arc User
    It's rather good. Gpot me going WTF? and LMAO and nearly shot coffee out my nose. But, it's a pain on the eyes to see. Can't hide it on the hub, which sucks. But oh well. Moving onward to glory and all that Klingon jazz.
  • unclegoldieunclegoldie Member Posts: 263 Arc User
    Considering that one of the new ships introduced recently is Caitian, I was expecting a little less "Pew Pew" and more "Mew Mew."
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  • fred26291#2759 fred26291 Member Posts: 1,260 Arc User
    i will be happy when its done, and gone, and over with, how annoying,
    bye bye april fools joke :) it wasnt nice knowing ya.
    i think i prefer a playable horta.
  • nommo#5819 nommo Member Posts: 1,105 Arc User
    Hilarious & well done. I needed a good chuckle.
  • kf4tvikf4tvi Member Posts: 164 Arc User
    Well done. Made my sister and I laugh out loud, thanks.
  • roebotsixtyfiveroebotsixtyfive Member Posts: 286 Arc User
    Credit where it's due, it's done at a lot better than last years. That Horta Captain one last year was just dire.

    Also, my ChronoPlasma's actually sounded better with it on, their firing sound for space cannons is so wussy I can barely hear it.
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  • betanembetanem Member Posts: 122 Arc User
    I brought a $100 of zen as a thank you for this, I'm haveing a blast today. :)
  • gfreeman98gfreeman98 Member Posts: 1,200 Arc User
    Kudos, devs!

    I was LOL'ing quite a bit this morning. :D
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  • sotsogmsotsogm Member Posts: 67 Arc User
    I'm in love with your A.S.S.!

    You folks are the best, thank you for making my Saturday morning!
  • crypticarmsmancrypticarmsman Member Posts: 4,101 Arc User
    you know - I was going to come in here and say how lame the announcement video was as a joke because it had zero in game footage (and hence the joke was IMO 'lazy'); and THEN I logged into the actual game and laughed my TRIBBLE off. Well done.
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