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Moar dps plz

Hey guys, I love to play tactical-trek online just liek you, and just liek you I converted to the light-side of dps, and retired my tank/healer long ago into the old folks home now that I parse well over 100k... but I still need more. Killing everything in a few hits is not enough, I want a special "win the match" button that allows me to instantly nuke the map, nay, the entire galaxy while eating nachos or playing poker with my friends, because I'm beginning to feel that spamming the spacesbar all day is just too darn laboursome! Whether it's pvp or pve, doesn't matter, because I especially love stuff that instantly bypasses res/shields like a broken record. The best defense is the best offense as they say... or something like that.


My advice to come closer to our progressive/evolutionary dps realization is that we need 8 weapons to the fore, turnate of 50, longer and faster Frenzy, Improved Kemocite - and that it always procs on energy weapons, then BFAW would then be truly more like a space disco ball (but don't forget to sell it as expensive as you can on the exchange, because dps sells even better than sex). As for ground-wise Tactical Initiative should have a very small cooldown, moar summonable escorts and ambush definitely needs to upped to +1000% and make it tick 10 times! yusss, I luv it My teenage federation hormones go all crazy for this. I'll be sure to make another broken cookiecutter spammer at the upcoming feddy-based event. PLZ TAKE MY MONEY <3






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  • lingeringsoul888lingeringsoul888 Member Posts: 509 Arc User
    8 weapons....you gotta think big........ 50 beam arrays, 80 torpedo launchers and 30 dual cannons......999 power level bfaw XIV
  • fatman592fatman592 Member Posts: 1,207 Arc User
    I will give this troll 1/10: OP's post count of 12 so sockpuppet, not one bit of subtlety to the text, and purposely misspelled words result in some utter drivel.

    Show me on the doll where the bad DPSer, Dev, PvPer, ERPer, or whoever else you're blaming for this "awful game" violated you.
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  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    Quit sniffing the paint.
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  • seaofsorrowsseaofsorrows Member Posts: 10,919 Arc User
    edited May 2016
    Wait for the mods, don't feed the troll.

    Move along.. Nothing to see here.

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  • lingeringsoul888lingeringsoul888 Member Posts: 509 Arc User
    I'd like a piece of last year......but not for 100 mil ec
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  • snoggymack22snoggymack22 Member Posts: 7,084 Arc User
    Nah it's not a troll, because it could've been way more subtle, and It's not like I am the victim here, on the contrary, I am the perpetraitor or at least one of them.

    To quote Awesome Dre ... "Rap stands for Reprimanding All Perpetrators"

    ;)
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  • mmps1mmps1 Member Posts: 381 Arc User
    I c wut u ded der. Ohmergahd u er sew kewl.
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  • talientalien Member Posts: 712 Arc User
    i wuz raed teh toipc n wuz cnfuez b cuz u wuz liek "nd moar dps plz" n i wuz leik "wut?" n den I wuz liek "o he maek teh joek lol" so it wuz all gud.
  • samt1996samt1996 Member Posts: 2,856 Arc User
    I didn't know the Chick-Fil-A cows had Internet access...
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  • jodarkriderjodarkrider Member Posts: 2,097 Arc User
    Do not feed the trolls. We have 'Report' button here for a reason. Use it.

    Remember - Each time you respond to a post potentially breaking forum rules, a Warp Core dies. Think of the Warp Cores!
    /Closed
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