Jadzia: Well... I honestly don't know any Romulan names...
Krystal: Come on, we'll figure something out on the way. *gets into a nearby Type 11 shuttle*
*as soon as everyone was aboard, Krystal took the shuttle down to the surface*
Tala: Looks like Captain Anderson has some friends.
Krystal: Their planet, their rules.
*The shuttle lands nearby*
Krystal: Admiral... *looks at Seventeen* know any good names?
they step out on to the tarmac, and see not far from where they landed, Captian Andersen, in his uniform, with 6 other humans, 2 female and 4 males in combat armor, they do have weapons, but none of them are in the ready.
Captian Andersen walks up to the group, and offers his hand: I am Captain Andersen of the SSV Normandy, and I welcome you to New Eden.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Krystal: *accepts the handshake* Krystal Jade, USS Lexington, Fleet Admiral representing the United Federation of Planets. *This close Anderson can most likely see Krystal's spots*
*Tala and Jadzia are standing by the shuttle in an at ease posture*
Captian Andersen: Well, I am sorry we don;t have a fleet admiral out here for you to meet. I am the ranking officer out here right now. I would like you to meet my XO, Allicia Shepard http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/267212774690637844/D918179859C50B84B9A7DEA1DC57AA21135AED0C/ , and Lt Kaiden Alenko. I am osrry we couldn't meet in the capital, but security planetside is fluid, (he notices the spots, but doesn't press it.) United Federation of Planets? So one of our lost sleeper ships actually survived.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Krystal: Sleeper ships? *shakes her head and gestures at the group* Sorry for making you feel like the lowest brass Captain. This is Admiral Jessica O'Connell, My XO Commander...
Tala: Captain. Sir. I got promoted after Sol.
Krystal: Right... Captain Tala, Lt. Commander Jadzia Jade, Commander Rose O'Connell, and Admiral Rihae of the Romulan Republic.
well, you royally boned that one up...*a heavily cloaked figure mutters behind the group, having seemingly appeared out of nowhere and undetected by the alliance guard*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Krystal: *facepalm* You have got to be kidding me... *gestures at the cloaked figure* Admiral Alexander Greymane. As diplomatic as a brick...
Jadzia: Well... this is...
Tala: FUBAR?
Jadzia: *thinks for a moment, remembering what that means* Yes. Very much so.
*alex looks up at the alliance personnel, his cowl seeming to absorb all light like a black hole and preventing his face from being seen* as the spotted one here mentioned *he jerks his glove-covered thumb at admiral jade* my name is alexander greymane, captain of the uss conundrum
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Krystal: You can say that again. We weren't expecting to encounter Humans in the Andromeda Galaxy. Does raise some questions as to if the Preservers were involved though... But then there's the issue of your people knowing about Earth...
(well, considering the next mass effect game takes place in andromeda, i'm assuming these humans are post-reaper humans - especially since shepard isn't commanding the normandy)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
*Seventeen goes and waits by the shuttles for the group to arrive*
*The group arrive at the shuttlebay*
Krystal: Admiral. *nods to Seventeen* Wanna get some fresh air too huh?
Krystal: Come on, we'll figure something out on the way. *gets into a nearby Type 11 shuttle*
Rose: right now, boring is better.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Jessica 7 gets on too leading Rose*
Tala: Looks like Captain Anderson has some friends.
Krystal: Their planet, their rules.
*The shuttle lands nearby*
Krystal: Admiral... *looks at Seventeen* know any good names?
Krystal: *adjusts her uniform* Well... time to do the Diplomat. *heads for the hatch and steps out onto Eden Prime*
Captian Andersen walks up to the group, and offers his hand: I am Captain Andersen of the SSV Normandy, and I welcome you to New Eden.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Tala and Jadzia are standing by the shuttle in an at ease posture*
*Jessica 7 stands by Rose*
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Tala: Captain. Sir. I got promoted after Sol.
Krystal: Right... Captain Tala, Lt. Commander Jadzia Jade, Commander Rose O'Connell, and Admiral Rihae of the Romulan Republic.
Anderson is perpelxed too.
Kaiden: Isn't the sun over Earth called Sol?
Rose: Oh TRIBBLE,
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Shepard: Who the hell are you, or you will look make swiss cheese look whole?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Jadzia: Well... this is...
Tala: FUBAR?
Jadzia: *thinks for a moment, remembering what that means* Yes. Very much so.
Andersen: So, there is alot of things here that is not making any sense.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Krystal hears the sounds of gunfire in the distance, as Andersen radio goes off:
Radio:Captian, commander, the spaceport is being attacked by Geth
Soon some small drones coem over and start firing.
Andersen: Take Cover. (As he runs toward his shuttle, with a couple fo the guards, as Shepard and Alenko stay behind and prepare for the assualt.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.