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24 NOV 2015 PATCH NOTES?

thetaninethetanine Member Posts: 1,367 Arc User
in Star Trek Online General Discussion
I'SA LOOKIN FER DE PATCHIN NOTENS. HERE PATCHI PATCHI PATCHI! NOW WE'RE UN DEN COOKIN DE CHICKEN!!! BORK BORK BORK!!!​​
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  • theonlyhamster#0636 theonlyhamster
    theonlyhamster#0636
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    thetanine wrote: »
    I'SA LOOKIN FER DE PATCHIN NOTENS. HERE PATCHI PATCHI PATCHI! NOW WE'RE UN DEN COOKIN DE CHICKEN!!! BORK BORK BORK!!!​​

    dude >_> wtf are you on? hemp?

    dear devs please lock this forum i feel what this guy has said is spam or to say the least asking in the wrong way for some patch notes
  • hanover2hanover2 Member Posts: 1,053 Arc User
    I, too, like the muppets.
  • ilithynilithyn Member Posts: 903 Arc User
    thehampster01 wrote: »
    thetanine wrote: »
    I'SA LOOKIN FER DE PATCHIN NOTENS. HERE PATCHI PATCHI PATCHI! NOW WE'RE UN DEN COOKIN DE CHICKEN!!! BORK BORK BORK!!!​​

    dude >_> wtf are you on? hemp?

    dear devs please lock this forum i feel what this guy has said is spam or to say the least asking in the wrong way for some patch notes

    And now I'm feeling old.

    But honestly, where is the patch notes?
    Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end of it.
  • x1c3c0ldxx1c3c0ldx Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    thetanine wrote: »
    I'SA LOOKIN FER DE PATCHIN NOTENS. HERE PATCHI PATCHI PATCHI! NOW WE'RE UN DEN COOKIN DE CHICKEN!!! BORK BORK BORK!!!​​


    *Gorn Translation

    I' am looking for the patch notes.
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  • berginsbergins Member Posts: 3,453 Arc User
    No, Translation:

    I am looking for the patch notes while cooking a chicken.
    "Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD." - Spock
  • mayito2009mayito2009 Member Posts: 643 Arc User
    The OP sounds like that guy from Star Wars with the long flappy ears. Misa isa lookin fer patchin notes, Misa isa smart.
    Seek and ye shall find. Ask and ye shall receive. Rabboni
    Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" (Benjamin Franklin).

    Most unexpectedly, this turned into a flame-fest! Closed it goes!. /sigh What flamefestery is this? pwlaughingtrendy
  • scarlingscarling Member Posts: 708 Arc User
    thehampster01 wrote: »
    thetanine wrote: »
    I'SA LOOKIN FER DE PATCHIN NOTENS. HERE PATCHI PATCHI PATCHI! NOW WE'RE UN DEN COOKIN DE CHICKEN!!! BORK BORK BORK!!!​​

    dude >_> wtf are you on? hemp?

    dear devs please lock this forum i feel what this guy has said is spam or to say the least asking in the wrong way for some patch notes

    you can't be on hemp, unless your sitting on a blanket woven from it.
  • berginsbergins Member Posts: 3,453 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent.

    And no, it isn't Jar-Jar, it's the Swedish Chef.
    "Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD." - Spock
  • kheldrynkheldryn Member Posts: 75 Arc User
    Y khan Wii knot fall low watt Opie iz askin' fur?

    JK.. Some patch notes would be nice.. and maybe, if we're lucky, the new Carrier is hitting the Z-Store.
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  • scarlingscarling Member Posts: 708 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    nah nevermind
  • pingaheadpingahead Member Posts: 249 Arc User
    Chicken not withstanding; I was on and saw a Countdown at 20 minute mark. But I find nothing on Forums or Facebook to indicate that this was happening.
    Anyone know anything?
  • fiberteksyfirfiberteksyfir Member Posts: 1,207 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    The maintenance was announced in the launcher yesterday but no notes or announcement here.. Its two days before a holiday weekend so my guess is nothing is changing outside of rebooting and cleaning out the hamster cages
  • alexhaydenalexhayden Member Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    Questions questions.. I assume the early maintenance is due to Thanksgiving taking place on Thursday? Why is Thetanine starting a thread in the style of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets? How the heck did I even recognise that as being the Swedish Chef just from the "Bork! Bork! Bork!" when I have not seen that show since the seventies? And swinging the conversation back to Star Trek, I seem to recall reading something ages back about the release notes being published on ARC. Is that right and if so does anyone have a link?
  • mayito2009mayito2009 Member Posts: 643 Arc User
    I overheard one of the devs talking about a plague of the "hamster's blue TRIBBLE" affecting several of the cages.
    Seek and ye shall find. Ask and ye shall receive. Rabboni
    Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" (Benjamin Franklin).

    Most unexpectedly, this turned into a flame-fest! Closed it goes!. /sigh What flamefestery is this? pwlaughingtrendy
  • mayito2009mayito2009 Member Posts: 643 Arc User
    alexhayden wrote: »
    Questions questions.. I assume the early maintenance is due to Thanksgiving taking place on Thursday? Why is Thetanine starting a thread in the style of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets? How the heck did I even recognise that as being the Swedish Chef just from the "Bork! Bork! Bork!" when I have not seen that show since the seventies? And swinging the conversation back to Star Trek, I see to recall reading something ages back about the release notes being published on ARC. Is that right and if so does anyone have a link?

    It cannot be the official patch because the Mirror event ends on Thursday and they cannot pre-end the event before the time alloted.
    Seek and ye shall find. Ask and ye shall receive. Rabboni
    Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" (Benjamin Franklin).

    Most unexpectedly, this turned into a flame-fest! Closed it goes!. /sigh What flamefestery is this? pwlaughingtrendy
  • kheldrynkheldryn Member Posts: 75 Arc User
    mayito2009 wrote: »
    I overheard one of the devs talking about a plague of the "hamster's blue TRIBBLE" affecting several of the cages.
    They should stop feeding the hamsters Blue Raspberry Icee's then.
    Fleet Admiral Nyte T'challa-United Federation of Planets-Task Force Draco-Tactical
    "No matter where you go, there you are."
    "I found a bug in Beta, Cryptic squished it. STO Founder and Proud LTS member."
  • lessley00lessley00 Member Posts: 1,200 Arc User
    GUYS! The patch notes are on GNN!
    Captain Joseph Riker, U.S.S. Odyssey==General V'Mar, U.S.S. Blackwater-A==Admiral Laura Holmes, U.S.S. Forward Unto Dawn
    Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
    Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
  • fiberteksyfirfiberteksyfir Member Posts: 1,207 Arc User
    Mayito
    They can turn the queues off without a patch on thursday. Same way the weekend shuttle event was turned off yesterday
  • grtiggygrtiggy Member Posts: 444 Arc User
    so glad i wasnt the only one who knew Swedish chef guy form the muppets XD
    "...just look at my track record for making the improvements that I said we would with the KDF and judge by that." - Dan Stahl
  • ilithynilithyn Member Posts: 903 Arc User
    And the notes are up, short as they are.
    mayito2009 wrote: »
    alexhayden wrote: »
    Questions questions.. I assume the early maintenance is due to Thanksgiving taking place on Thursday? Why is Thetanine starting a thread in the style of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets? How the heck did I even recognise that as being the Swedish Chef just from the "Bork! Bork! Bork!" when I have not seen that show since the seventies? And swinging the conversation back to Star Trek, I see to recall reading something ages back about the release notes being published on ARC. Is that right and if so does anyone have a link?

    It cannot be the official patch because the Mirror event ends on Thursday and they cannot pre-end the event before the time alloted.

    It can and is. They can just set teh event on a timer like the do with that Halloween Episode, or when they ended the Summer Event on a non-maintenance day. No need to do patches or anything just to end an event.
    Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end of it.
  • alexhaydenalexhayden Member Posts: 91 Arc User
    mayito2009 wrote: »
    alexhayden wrote: »
    Questions questions.. I assume the early maintenance is due to Thanksgiving taking place on Thursday? Why is Thetanine starting a thread in the style of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets? How the heck did I even recognise that as being the Swedish Chef just from the "Bork! Bork! Bork!" when I have not seen that show since the seventies? And swinging the conversation back to Star Trek, I see to recall reading something ages back about the release notes being published on ARC. Is that right and if so does anyone have a link?

    It cannot be the official patch because the Mirror event ends on Thursday and they cannot pre-end the event before the time alloted.

    Ah..hadn't participated in the Mirror event so wasn't aware of the cut off date. Thanks for pointing that out. So not so much the regular patch more of a general tidy of the house before the holidays then?
  • gradiigradii Member Posts: 2,824 Arc User 
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOyWOv148dQ

    This what he meant?
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    Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
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    In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
    He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
    He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
    He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
    He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
  • tacofangstacofangs Member Posts: 2,951 Cryptic Developer
    TADA!

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