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I would like to register a third complaint.

mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited June 2015 in Ten Forward
I wish to complain about this parrot I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A mime is a terrible thing to waste
pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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  • bcwhguderian1941bcwhguderian1941 Member Posts: 804 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    The Norwegian Blue. Lovely plummage. :D

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  • lilchibiclarililchibiclari Member Posts: 1,193 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue...What's wrong with it?
  • senatorvreenaksenatorvreenak Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    I'll tell you what's wrong with it... It's dead, that's what's wrong with it. :cool:
  • nyxadrillnyxadrill Member Posts: 1,242 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Nah its not dead, its pining....pining for the Fjords....
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  • cruzistcruzist Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    It's resting!
  • nyxadrillnyxadrill Member Posts: 1,242 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Its not resting its passed on, it has ceased to be....
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  • kurumimorishitakurumimorishita Member Posts: 1,410 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    kurumimori****a wrote: »
    Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

    Well if it's restin' I'll wake it up! Hello Polly! Polly Parrot! Wake up! I've got a nice cuddlefish when you wake up!...Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • nyxadrillnyxadrill Member Posts: 1,242 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    He's not dead, he's stunned...
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  • tymerstotymersto Member Posts: 433 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Oh no....

    Not again, not again....


    And for those who don't know WTF is going on, The Parrot Sketch


    EDIT: Fixed links, I hope, to the previous threads...

    Thank you for the time....
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  • galattgalatt Member Posts: 709 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Well if it's restin' I'll wake it up! Hello Polly! Polly Parrot! Wake up! I've got a nice cuddlefish when you wake up!...Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

    Terribly sorry sir. I'll have shipped off to our service center on Kobali Prime. Be back in a week good as new. Slightly fewer feathers but right as rain
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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    nyxadrill wrote: »
    He's not dead, he's stunned...

    Look my lad, I've had just about enough of this.

    That parrot is definitely deceased. And when I bought it not 'alf an hour again you assured me that it's lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • burstorionburstorion Member Posts: 1,750 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    -Puts all the parrots in the blender marked 'Mark maker' and hits 'oblivion'-
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    The Norwegian Blue always has a nap after a long squawk! It's a wonderful bird, lovely plumage!
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  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited June 2015
    When I got this parrot home, I found that the only reason it was staying on its perch was because it was nailed there.

    Of course it was nailed. If I hadn't nailed 'im to the perch, he would've muscled up to those bars and voompf!

    Voompf? He wouldn't go voompf if I put 9 million volts through him. He's dead.

    He's not dead. He's resting.

    He's not resting. He's dead. He's bleeding demised. He's rung up the curtain and joined the choir invisible. If you hadn't nailed him there, he'd be pushing up the daisies. This ... is an ex-parrot!

    Well, I'd better get you a replacement. (goes round back of store; returns) Sorry, Squire. We're fresh out of parrots.

    I see. I see. I get the picture.

    I've got a slug.

    (momentary silence)

    Pray, does he talk?

    Well ... no.

    Then he's only a bleeding replacement, isn't he?

    You want to come round to my place?

    I thought you'd never ask.
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