...and NO WAY am I bothering on the Holodeck! The first reason is that I was CONVINCED it was bugged and pointing the wrong way around! It's so disproportionate, with the big back end and wispy front. I also tested it in the field and I can't say as I'm in the slightest bit impressed with it's performance, or seating...or the universal console. At least the past Risian ships were fun and this is...well, just meh.
However, I prefer large aft ends. On this topic, I am incapable of dissembling. My siblings are similarly incapable of denying the plain fact that when a starship enters their sector displaying substantial assets abaft, their own prows become distended...
However, I prefer large aft ends. On this topic, I am incapable of dissembling. My siblings are similarly incapable of denying the plain fact that when a starship enters their sector displaying substantial assets abaft, their own prows become distended...
Are you seriously complaining about having a big, juicy rump offered to you while you play the game, hmm? *confused grunt* Humans...
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I flew a tribble once, on the Mirror Universe Shard....
IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!
NO really... it went :purrrr - purrrr:
and then a cannibal tribble ate it so I'm back in holodeck grinding me happy self to get that ship cause.... no life means no STO... wait... STO means no life... or... wait STO is life.... hrmmm is it? I'm so confused... just like I'm confused on how the OP managed to fly the Farengi on Tribble... tiz no possible way to fly it... trust me I tried it... and I tried hard and failed to succeed...
now tell me, where is my bacon?? I need energy to keep grinding dah ship...
...and NO WAY am I bothering on the Holodeck! The first reason is that I was CONVINCED it was bugged and pointing the wrong way around! It's so disproportionate, with the big back end and wispy front. I also tested it in the field and I can't say as I'm in the slightest bit impressed with it's performance, or seating...or the universal console. At least the past Risian ships were fun and this is...well, just meh.
Haters gonna hate. IMHO I think the OP wants to discourge people so only he and a "select" few elitests have the ship. Way I see it the Nandi's a freebie and it only as bad or as good as the player. Maybe the OP isn't that great a player and has no real clue what they are doing. Just saying...
I'm sorry to hear that you're a little lacking in your . . . "front end." Perhaps the right pills or augmentation surgery can help you feel more confident in your "flying."
However, I prefer large aft ends. On this topic, I am incapable of dissembling. My siblings are similarly incapable of denying the plain fact that when a starship enters their sector displaying substantial assets abaft, their own prows become distended...
I like big afts but I cannot lie, the other caitians can't deny that when a ship warps in with an itty bitty mid section and a big aft in your face I go to red alert...
In all seriousness OP, taste in ships is extremely subjective so please don't make a mountain out of a molehill. If you don't like it, there are plenty of other ships to choose from.
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He wants to make sure as many people as possible know about his dissatisfaction with the ship.
You sure your name isn't Mix-A-Lot, Sir?
We come in peace, SHOOT TO KILL!
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What if we like big *reads rest of thread, sees joke has been made repeatedly*
Damn it!
Jonathan coulton mebbe?
IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!
NO really... it went :purrrr - purrrr:
and then a cannibal tribble ate it so I'm back in holodeck grinding me happy self to get that ship cause.... no life means no STO... wait... STO means no life... or... wait STO is life.... hrmmm is it? I'm so confused... just like I'm confused on how the OP managed to fly the Farengi on Tribble... tiz no possible way to fly it... trust me I tried it... and I tried hard and failed to succeed...
now tell me, where is my bacon?? I need energy to keep grinding dah ship...
Haters gonna hate. IMHO I think the OP wants to discourge people so only he and a "select" few elitests have the ship. Way I see it the Nandi's a freebie and it only as bad or as good as the player. Maybe the OP isn't that great a player and has no real clue what they are doing. Just saying...
well played sir....well played
In all seriousness OP, taste in ships is extremely subjective so please don't make a mountain out of a molehill. If you don't like it, there are plenty of other ships to choose from.