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Starship Got Fat! by Ms.PVE.ALOT

rachelj88rachelj88 Member Posts: 465 Arc User
edited February 2015 in Ten Forward
I like big starships and I can not lie
You other Captains can't deny
That when a Starship warps into itty bitty space
And a huge saucer in your face
You get popped, your shields have dropped
'Cause you notice that ship was buffed
look at them Nacelles she's wearing
you're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna team with you
And take a picture
My fleeties tried to warn me
But that starship you got makes me so gorny
Ooh, Hulky'-Metal-Tin
You say you wanna get in my teams?
Well, join me, join me
'Cause we ain't that average pug team
I've seen them STF'n
To hell with PVP'n
BRACE FOR IMPACT,
Starships Got it goin' on
I'm tired of lower-tiers
Sayin' small ships are the thing
Take the average Trek man and ask him that
Starships gotta be fat
So, Klingons! (Yeah!) Klingons! (Yeah!)
Has your Starship got the stuff? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to buff it! (buff it!) buff it! (buff it!)
buff that tactical team!
Starship got fat!

(Escort Buffs with Cruiser Booty!)
Starship got fat!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a challenge
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an n00b
Now here's my mission
I wanna get home
And login uh!
I ain't talkin' bout Star Wars
'Cause hyper-drive parts are made for toys
I want 'em real big and chunky
So find that cruiser double
Star Wars is in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at PVP videos
Knock-kneeded Escorts flyin' like Tanks
You can have them Defiants
I like my Starships Fat
A word to the thick hull Cruisers, I wanna get with ya
I won't cheat or PvP ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna STF
Till the break of dawn
Starships got it goin' on
A lot of Tac's won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the Loot Drops on
So, Ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Odyssey {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even Klingons got to shout
Starship got fat!

Starships got Fat!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Cruiser, Romulans ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Odyssey-Galaxy-Excelsior Ha ha, only at warp 10.

So your girlfriend rolls a Guramba, playin' PvP videos on Youtube
But Youtube ain't got a motor in the back of their Guramba
My Dreadnought don't want none
Unless you've got beams, hun
You can do side quests or enemy encounters,
But please don't lose that ship
Some brothers wanna play that "Elite" role
And tell you that the Cruiser ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So the Forums say you're Over Powered
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your hull is huge and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the Escort ships in the C-store:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me an Engineer, I can't resist 'em
dual beams and Tac team didn't miss 'em
Some tactical officer tried to dis 'em
'Cause his ships are on my list
He had game but he chose to decomission 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the starship is engineer bound,
And you want a triple STF throw down,
Dial 1-900-PVEALOT
And kick them nasty Borg
Starship got Fat!

(Little in DPS but she got much hull)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Post edited by rachelj88 on

Comments

  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Hahahahahahahahaha Roflmfao! Hahahahahahaha
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  • nemesischikennemesischiken Member Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    EPIC !!

    When's the YouTube video ? ... ;p
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  • hortworthortwort Member Posts: 281
    edited September 2012
    I approve of this. :D
    I miss my _.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    At first I was like...

    But then I was like.

    I salute you.
  • rachelj88rachelj88 Member Posts: 465 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Thank You :D

    glad those who commented liked it :D
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  • tradiktradik Member Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Brilliant.

    Now I won't be able to listen to the real song without singing your version along to it... (Little in DPS but she got much hull)

    Granted, as a Tac Escort, I sorta hate you now too. ;]

    Well done!
  • flash525flash525 Member Posts: 5,441 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    That's quite a neat little thing you've got going there. Would be great to actually hear it. Roll on an audio track. ;)
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  • vkfphoenixlordvkfphoenixlord Member Posts: 1,991 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    :cool:Well done. Well done in deed.
  • rooster241rooster241 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    hahahahahahahaha
  • generalmocogeneralmoco Member Posts: 1,634
    edited February 2015
    Lol


    /10char
  • taylor1701dtaylor1701d Member Posts: 3,099 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Someone once told me Im compensating for something because I posted;

    "I like big starships and I cannot lie... "
    Glad to see I'm not alone !
    :D
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,460 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    You're missing the prelude:

    Oh my god, Becky, look at her saucer!
    It is so big, she looks like one of those Engineer's ships.
    But, ya know, who understands those Engineers?
    They only let her in their STFs 'cause she looks like a total healer, 'kay?
    I mean, her saucer is just so big, I can't believe, it's so round, it's, like,     out there.
    I mean, gross, look, she's just such a cruiser!
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  • zeatrexzeatrex Member Posts: 212 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    That was hilarious and great!
    :D
  • rachelj88rachelj88 Member Posts: 465 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    jonsills wrote: »
    You're missing the prelude:

    Oh my god, Becky, look at her saucer!
    It is so big, she looks like one of those Engineer's ships.
    But, ya know, who understands those Engineers?
    They only let her in their STFs 'cause she looks like a total healer, 'kay?
    I mean, her saucer is just so big, I can't believe, it's so round, it's, like,     out there.
    I mean, gross, look, she's just such a cruiser!

    FANTASTIC!!!

    Love It!

    RachelJ88 x
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Great stuff! I will never hear that song again without thinking about what you posted.
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • spockout1spockout1 Member Posts: 314 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    As a cruiser skipper, I can relate.
    "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. Except for a T5 Connie. That would be f*%#ing awesome." - Mr. Spock
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