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riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
edited December 2014 in PvP Gameplay
After several failed attempts in the Delta Quadrant, Italy, Argala and Uzbekistan, Devs have finally managed to find you, crappy PvPer, while on a courtesy trip to Club 47, thanks to a tip-off from your fleet mate Admiral William Ross. However, ESD laws says you cannot be arrested unless you are a clingon. There's only one solution, the time machine; destination 20,000 BC. Now Devs have finally the chance of getting rid of you, as they are sick tired of you and you're cheeky Intrepid of yours. However due to an error made by Smirk, with you it's being sent back also your Intrepid. Thanks to some rocks, dirt and and minecraft-like tricks coupled with a graviton beam from Braxton's Aeon stolen temporal deflector you are able to return back to year 2374. Finally your ship can utterly eclipse the USS Voyager, laugh to Mk -III powered bugships, Klingons and romulans pose no threat to us (cit.) and Defiant can still be saved. So you decide to save it, kick Sisko sooner back to the Prophets, pull Worf out of space-continuum during a wormhole's inversion, save Dax from Dukat and have sex with her, and while you're at it you go nuclearize Qo'noS with a spread of transphasic torpedoes with the excuse that sunday morning subspace comms of Jehovah's Witnesses were coming from there.

Then you wake up, PvP queue pop has come! :Whelp: that was a good dream, especially one of the last parts :cool:


what did I just write? No idea, lol.
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  • lordmalak1lordmalak1 Member Posts: 4,681 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Dax's symbiot is a dude.

    just sayin
    KBF Lord MalaK
    Awoken Dead
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    Now shaddup about the queues, it's a BUG
  • giotarizgiotariz Member Posts: 652 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    ric, wtf?

    [10 Characters Mk XIVX [+Forum][-Spam][+Useless]x2]
    Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
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    "What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
    we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
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  • cptndata1cptndata1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    giotariz wrote: »
    ric, wtf?

    [10 Characters Mk XIVX [+Forum][-Spam][+Useless]x2]
    That made my day.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Real join date September 2012
  • tmghost999tmghost999 Member Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    PVP in such a bad state that you start typing strange things on the forums to keep busy ????
    Ouch.... :eek:
  • skurfskurf Member Posts: 1,071 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    What we've got here is failure to quemunicate.
  • sharxtremesharxtreme Member Posts: 850 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Interesting. I would actually believe you can't find PvP matches if we just didn't do 3 consecutive 10v10s, and queues are also active. I don't fkng understand half of you people here anymore.
  • sazhdapecsazhdapec Member Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    For god's sake, sharxtreme! You're flying t6 rom vaper. No wonder it's "fun" for you.
  • dontdrunkimshootdontdrunkimshoot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    sharxtreme wrote: »
    Interesting. I would actually believe you can't find PvP matches if we just didn't do 3 consecutive 10v10s, and queues are also active. I don't fkng understand half of you people here anymore.

    'prime time', for the ques to not be 0/0, appears to be east cost afterwork hours. if you play then, pvp might not seem so dead, but in my experience it just doesn't exist any other time of the day that i've loged in.
  • cptndata1cptndata1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    sazhdapec wrote: »
    For god's sake, sharxtreme! You're flying t6 rom vaper. No wonder it's "fun" for you.
    For god's sake, sazhdapec, do the same as he does, or find a way to counter his build but really what this situation requires is a whole lot more of you sthu! :cool:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Real join date September 2012
  • sazhdapecsazhdapec Member Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    *Scoffs*
    This game is still called star trek online not "just another space arcade". Of course I could use the newest shineys, play the right faction, buy some ugly craptic ships and press Iwin buttons. But hardly that's a star trek game. Why does anyone have to pick the latest to be competitive with other players? Where is diversity? Where are iconic ships? Where is plethora of other things that could be done except introducing new op stuff?
    And btw I've found a way: I'm not playing.
  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    sharxtreme wrote: »
    Interesting. I would actually believe you can't find PvP matches if we just didn't do 3 consecutive 10v10s, and queues are also active. I don't fkng understand half of you people here anymore.

    Here, they just don't pop. Make that be timezone, bad luck, time of the day, but I have way too much time to think about my ship and less to fight. At least yesterday I entertained myself with a quick 1v1 with neepa; no wonder he won (apart the great build he has, my sci is sadly still level 55). Other than that, dead.
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  • notrealednanotrealedna Member Posts: 1,028
    edited December 2014
    However, ESD laws says you cannot be arrested unless you are a clingon.


    been there ,done that .Wasnt arrested but some jerk banned for 2 days.
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